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| your boyfriend is a dork: 30 Days to Getting over the Dork You Used to Call Your Boyfriend Clea Hantman, 2008-12-10 BEING DUMPED HURTS. But you know what? It happens to everyone. Even Gwyneth, even Cameron, even Madonna have been on the losing end of love. The part you might not believe is that no matter how brutally your heart’s been broken, those wounds will heal. But the longer you dwell on the dork, the longer your heart will remain cracked. Enter 30 Days to Getting Over the Dork You Used to Call Your Boyfriend. One day at a time, 30 days in a row. At the end, you’ll find you have the power to yank that dagger out of your chest, stand tall, walk proud, and move on. And along the way, you may just discover something marvelous and surprising about yourself. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: King Dork Frank Portman, 2008-02-12 As John Green, New York Times bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars said, “King Dork will rock your world.” The cult favorite from Frank Portman, aka Dr. Frank of the Mr. T. Experience, is a book like nothing ever done before--King Dork literally has something for everyone: At least a half-dozen mysteries, love, mistaken identity, girls, monks, books, blood, bubblegum, and rock and roll. This book is based on music--a passion most kids have--and it has original (hilarious) songs and song lyrics throughout. When Tom Henderson finds his deceased father’s copy of J. D. Salinger’s The Catcher in the Rye, his world is turned upside down. Suddenly high school gets more complicated: Tom (aka King Dork) is in the middle of at least half a dozen mysteries involving dead people, naked people, fake people, a secret code, girls, and rock and roll. As he goes through sophomore year, he finds clues that may very well solve the puzzle of his father’s death and—oddly—reveal the secret to attracting semi-hot girls (the secret might be being in a band, if he can find a drummer who can count to four. A brilliant story told in first person, King Dork includes a glossary and a bandography, which readers will find helpful and hilarious. Praise for King Dork: “Basically, if you are a human being with even a vague grasp of the English language, King Dork, will rock your world.”—John Green, author of The Fault in Our Stars “[No account of high school] has made me laugh more than King Dork. . . . Grade A.”—Entertainment Weekly “Impossibly brilliant.”—Time “Provides a window into what it would be like if Holden Caulfield read The Catcher in the Rye.”—New York Post [STAR] “Original, heartfelt, and sparkling with wit and intelligence. This novel will linger long in readers’ memories.”—School Library Journal, Starred [STAR] “A biting and witty high-school satire.”—Kirkus Reviews, Starred [STAR] “Tom’s narration is piercingly satirical and acidly witty.”—The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books, Starred “Loaded with sharp and offbeat humor.”—USA Today “King Dork is smart, funny, occasionally raunchy and refreshingly clear about what it’s like to be in high school.”—San Francisco Chronicle “King Dork: Best Punk Rock Book Ever.”—The Village Voice “I love this book as much as I hated high school, and that’s some of the highest praise I can possibly give.”—Bookslut.com |
| your boyfriend is a dork: World Book Day 2015 Dork Diaries Rachel Renée Russell, 2015-03-05 A dorktastic new DORK DIARIES book for World Book Day 2015! Nikki Maxwell is the Queen of the Dorks and in this adorkable book she's ready to spill all her top tips to living life the dorky way! Coping with crushes, avoiding BFF dramas, planning pop-star sleepovers, surviving embarrassing families, how to start your very own dork diary, Nikki's here with advice on EVERYTHING you need to know. So whether you're already dorkalicious or a dorky-diva in training, HOW TO BE A DORK is the ultimate guide to being a true dork! |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Tall, Dark, and Nerdy Maggie Dallen, 2019-12-15 My best friend used to be a giant nerd. Now that he's rich and famous, he can have anything he wants. But what if what he wants...is me? Who would have guessed that my nerdy BFF would become an overnight success? Not even Oliver expected the dating app he'd created for a high school coding class to take off the way it had, or for a mega-corporation to acquire it. And as for that whole insta-celebrity situation? Yeah, no one saw that coming. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. Oliver's sudden windfall definitely has its perks, especially for me, his oldest and closest pal. Limos and private jets? Don't mind if I do. But there are downfalls, too. Ones I definitely hadn't seen coming. Like the fact that my dork of a bestie is suddenly in demand with the ladies. Oliver has always been cute, but never cool. And game? Well, the guy just didn't have it. Until now, it seems. Money might not buy love, but it can get you a fresh look. New clothes, new haircut, new glasses...and what do you know? My tall, nerdy BFF is now a hottie, and every girl wants him. If he can have any girl he wants, then why is he kissing me? I swore we would only ever be friends...so I guess the better question is: why don't I want him to stop? Keywords: YA Romance, young adult romance, YA romance, clean teen books, teenage books for girls, high school romance, sweet YA romance, books for teenage girl, young adults books, young adult, coming of age, teen romance, teenage love & romance, ebook, ya, teen romance, teenage girls, clean romance, sweet romantic love story book, High School, high school boys, high school romance free,Dating Boys, Kissing, Romance Young Adult, New Adult, NA, Teen, Teenage, teenage books for girls, First love, first time first kiss, young love, First love boyfriend, players, boys men, flirting games, bad boy, rich alpha cool kids, jocks, mean girls clique, nerds geeks, Jenny Han, P.S. I Love You, Gossip Girl, teen drama, Kasie West, christian teen books, young adult bestsellers |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Faith and Fear in Flushing Greg W. Prince, 2009-04-01 The New York Mets fan is an Amazin’ creature whose species finds its voice at last in Greg Prince’s Faith and Fear In Flushing, the definitive account of what it means to root for and live through the machinations of an endlessly fascinating if often frustrating baseball team. Prince, coauthor of the highly regarded blog of the same name, examines how the life of the franchise mirrors the life of its fans, particularly his own. Unabashedly and unapologetically, Prince stands up for all Mets fans and, by proxy, sports fans everywhere in exploring how we root, why we take it so seriously, and what it all means. What was it like to enter a baseball world about to be ruled by the Mets in 1969? To understand intrinsically that You Gotta Believe? To overcome the trade of an idol and the dissolution of a roster? To hope hard for a comeback and then receive it in thrilling fashion in 1986? To experience the constant ups and downs the Mets would dispense for the next two decades? To put ups with the Yankees right next door? To make the psychic journey from Shea Stadium to Citi Field? To sort the myths from the realities? Greg Prince, as he has done for thousands of loyal Faith and Fear in Flushing readers daily since 2005, puts it all in perspective as only he can. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Weekly World News , 2005-01-17 Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: How to Attract Women If You're Not That Attractive Enrique Voltaire, 2017-04-13 What is the Best Way to Approach an Attractive Lady? How do you get her attention? What should you say? How do you ask for her phone number? Some guys are so good-looking that girls naturally flock to them. Other guys, who are not as genetically blessed, have to use courage, humor, intelligence, psychology, and resiliency to attract beautiful women. How to Attract Women if You're Not That Attractive answers everything you need to know about attracting women if you do not look like Prince Charming. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Camp Dork Beth Vrabel, 2016-05-03 The pack of dorks heads to camp—and this time the bully they face might just be one of their own. Sheldon convinces Lucy, Sam, April, and Amanda to join him at Camp Paleo. Like cavemen, the campers are going to have to make do without air conditioning, and they'll dig for fossils during the day. And Grandma's coming too—as the lunch lady for the camp next door. But Sam backs out at the last minute to attend a gymnastics camp instead. Lucy wonders why she misses him so much—it's not like he's her boyfriend. Why does the word boyfriend make her blush? She needs a distraction. Enter Mr. Bosserman, the grouchy camp leader who won't budge on the camp's caveman theme. The old man needs some softening up, and Lucy knows just the person for the job: Grandma. One successful match made, Lucy starts to see potential lovebirds everywhere. But when the wrong campers pair up, the pack falls apart, all under the watchful eye of a secret blogger who's been writing about the camp's activities. Even worse? A thief is targeting everyone but Lucy, setting her up to look guilty. Soon Lucy finds herself alone, left to fix the messes she's made. If she fails, the pack may be splintered for good. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Safely Endangered Comics Chris McCoy, 2019-04-09 Created by UK-based artist Chris McCoy, Safely Endangered's brilliantly hilarious comics have an unexpected, twisted punch line with an adorable illustration. From relying far too heavily on Facebook to the struggles of sibling rivalry, Safely Endangered covers a vast range of ridiculously funny situations with humans, animals and even video game characters. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Rock On Denise Vega, 2012-03-05 Ori Taylor is the lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter of the Band To Be Named Later, a garage band he started with his friends. After years of being known only as the kid brother of sports star Del, Ori is looking forward to stepping out of his older brother's shadow, learning to perform in public, and rocking the Battle of the Bands contest. Oh, and maybe finally working up the nerve to talk to a girl in person instead of just over e-mail. But when Del suddenly returns from college, he expects Ori to step back into his role of little brother, just when Ori is starting to come into his own. With his confidence wavering, will Ori be able to overcome his stage fright and lead the band to rock glory? Will the Band To Be Named Later ever get a real name? Will their best performances remain in the garage? Denise Vega's deft exploration of brothers, bands, friends, and crushes promises to have readers tuning in page after page, because among all the ups and downs of being a teen, one thing's for sure: We all just want to rock on. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: My Fair Concubine Jeannie Lin, 2012-06-01 The USA Today–bestselling author of The Dragon and the Pearl “combines wit, seduction, skill, and intelligence in a tantalizing take on ‘My Fair Lady’” (Publishers Weekly, starred review). Yan Ling tries hard to be servile—it’s what’s expected of a girl of her class. Being intelligent and strong-minded, she finds it a constant battle. Proud Fei Long is unimpressed by her spirit—until he realizes she’s the answer to his problems. He has to deliver the emperor a “princess.” In two months can he train a tea girl to pass as a noblewoman? Yet it’s hard to teach good etiquette when all Fei Long wants to do is break it, by taking this tea girl for his own . . . “Lin has a gift for bringing the wondrous and colorful world of ancient China to readers. The history and culture of the era are beautifully bound together with a classic romance theme. Those yearning for new worlds and age-old adventures will savor Lin’s novel.” —Romantic Times |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Call Your Boyfriend Olivia A. Cole, Ashley Woodfolk, 2025-07 When high school seniors Beau and Charm both get their hearts broken by the ultrapopular Maia, they devise a plan to have her get dumped for once, but as they spend more time together they discover something that might be sweeter than revenge. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Shattered Soul Katie L. riens, 2024-11-28 The Roberts Twins Duke and Dove are enjoying finishing up their high school careers and preparing to start their next chapter of going into the Marines for Duke and Unknow for Dove. Their father the Senator of Illinois is running for President and Mother will be joining them on the campaign trail. The Roberts Twins are know for their two toned eyes, one blue and one green, Duke has been dating Sasha for a while and Dove is just entering the dating field. As they both are excited about making their way out of high school. For their 18th birthday adventure they are out at a Cubs game, when they are suddenly taken and hidden away for a year, so many things happen to them while they are taken from their family, life will never be the same for them, everyday they pray for their rescue, but their nightmare that may never end. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Unspeakable Abbie Todd, 2015-02-05 Megan doesn't speak. She hasn't spoken in months. Pushing away the people she cares about is just a small price to pay. Because there are things locked inside Megan's head - things that are screaming to be heard - that she cannot, must not, let out. Then Jasmine starts at school: bubbly, beautiful, talkative Jasmine. And for reasons Megan can't quite understand, life starts to look a bit brighter. Megan would love to speak again, and it seems like Jasmine might be the answer. But if she finds her voice, will she lose everything else? |
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| your boyfriend is a dork: The Lost Art of Ladyhood Jessie Funk, 2014-11-04 A teenage girl’s guide to being a confident, classy lady of substance in a substance-less world. In a world where women and girls are constantly under attack from the media with photoshopped, airbrushed images and popstars that tell them all they need to do is party all the time, kiss a lot of boys, be a “mean girl” to gain popularity, max their credit cards to buy designer clothes, etc., The Lost Art of Ladyhood communicates the counterpoint to those of our teen popstars. Happiness does not come from revealing all your skin, going clubbing every weekend where you get so drunk you don’t remember who you kissed, or maxing your credit cards just so you can buy the latest designer jeans. Happiness comes from living a life of character. Teaching girls how to be ladylike has little to do with crossing your ankles and sipping tea correctly; it’s about giving them tools and skills they can use to serve others, to be grateful, to think positively, to set powerful goals, to protect themselves from toxic relationships, and to learn to love themselves enough to where they learn to love others. The Lost Art of Ladyhood is a road map for navigate your way to confidence, classy-ness, character, and learning the lost art of being a lady. Praise for The Lost Art of Ladyhood “[Jessie Funk’s] cool enough to be your older sister and wise enough to be your aunt. The principles in this book will help my daughter and yours grow to become true women of character, confidence, and substance.” —Josh Shipp, Teen Behavior Expert & Host of Parental Guidance “Jessie Funk is a vital voice for the truth, and provides young girls the structure, framework, and inspiration to understand their true beauty and live in a way that creates true success. A girl who knows who she is, what she is worth, and what she can accomplish in her life is unstoppable. These are the types of women we need for the society of tomorrow, so this is the type of education we need to be providing our daughters today.” —Tara starling, founder of Taking Back Beauty Foundation and award-winning Hollywood makeup artist “A beacon of light and goodness in a world that is increasingly dark and difficult for teen girls. . . . [Jessie Funk] helps girls build confidence and self-esteem, teaches about some of the very real dangers that are lurking in this world, and offers a place of safety to share thoughts and dreams in a no judgment zone. I would wholeheartedly recommend [Jessie’s] curriculum for every teen girl.” —Michelle Millburn, author and business coach |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Something in Between Melissa de la Cruz, 2016-10-04 The thought-provoking and timely new novel from Melissa de la Cruz, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Alex & Eliza: A Love Story, will have you crying with Jasmine as she finds out she’s undocumented – then cheering her on as she fights to stay in the country she loves. She had her whole life planned. She knew who she was and where she was going. Until the truth changed everything. Jasmine de los Santos has always done what’s expected of her. She’s studied hard, made her Filipino immigrant parents proud and is ready to reap the rewards in the form of a full college scholarship to the school of her dreams. And then everything shatters. Her parents are forced to reveal the truth: their visas expired years ago. Her entire family is illegal. That means no scholarships, maybe no college at all and the very real threat of deportation. As she’s trying to make sense of this new reality, her world is turned upside down again by Royce Blakely. He’s funny, caring and spontaneous—basically everything she’s been looking for at the worst possible time—and now he’s something else she may lose. Jasmine will stop at nothing to protect her relationships, family and future, all while fighting the hard truths of being undocumented. ***** “A great read!” —Rachel Cohn, New York Times bestselling coauthor of Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist “We’re obsessed—and you will be too.” —The Editors of Seventeen magazine “Heartbreaking and bursting with hope, this is the book we all need.” —Marie Lu, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Young Elites and Legend series “This book will change you. A must-read.” —Dhonielle Clayton, coauthor of Tiny Pretty Things and Shiny Broken Pieces, and the forthcoming The Belles “A must-read!” —Ally Condie, author of the #1 New York Times bestselling Matched trilogy “An immigrant herself, de la Cruz succeeds in presenting a complicated and multifaceted topic in a manner that is light enough to keep readers engaged.” —Kirkus Reviews “De la Cruz presents a timely and thought-provoking look at the complex reality of being young and undocumented in the United States…Readers will root for Jasmine as she fights for her future and finds the power of her own voice.” —Publishers Weekly |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Jacko's Gang Marcus Clark, 1992 When Tiffany’s best friend joins Jacko’s gang Tiffany feels lonely and miserable. For awhile it seemed she could have her own boyfriend, Dave Trung. But Jacko’s gang label him a nerd and a wanker because he’s Vietnamese. She drops him and is invited to join Jacko’s gang on a six day beach camp. A holiday away from parents, police, and adults; where they can be free to do whatever they like. But the beach camp turns into a disaster. The boys are nearly always drunk, and when Tiffany—trying desperately to be one of the gang—gets drunk, two boys take advantage of her. When they return to school things are worse than ever: she is no longer in the gang, her best friend has found someone else, and her potential boy friend, Dave Trung, has now got a new girlfriend. But it is when she reports one of Jacko’s gang to the police for selling drugs at school that all the students turn against her. Well—almost everyone—a nerd joins her in her stand against Jacko’s gang with surprising results. Most importantly, this story is about learning to have the courage to stand up when everyone else is sitting down; to be an individual. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Northanger Alibi Jenni James, 2012 A modern retelling of Jane Austen's Northanger Abbey finds Claire enjoying her first summer adventure away from home, where she tries to prove that the attractive Tony Russo is actually a vampire. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Joe Gregory Attaway, Even great ones have humble beginnings. Joe continues the saga begun in Weston – the second chapter of Gregory Attaway’s The Great Ones. It’s a story about the theft of innocence by a world that’s anything but. A story of true friendship. Of dreams. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Space-Girl Michelle Fan Club (Book #1) Clinton Armer, The first book in the Space-Girl Michelle series of books. Therese takes on the greatest challenge in the galaxy, surviving high school as she fights for equality and acceptance. All our hardships, all her struggles, her defeats, and her victories have made her the one person who can save the galaxy from its greatest hero, Space-Girl Michelle. Since the dawn of television, Space-Girl Michelle has fought evil, cyborg gophers, the lizoid Vax, the Grey, and others. Considered the worst television series ever, its conventions are rumored to be held in porta-potties because so few people show up, and those that do need a place to dispose of the memorabilia. Therese has challenges, not limits. She has faith and courage, and when that isn't enough, she tries coffee for the first time, and her whole changes for the better and the dangerous. Space-Girl Michelle is the leader of the Space-Girls. Every time a Michelle is defeated, the new leader of the Space-Girls takes the name Michelle to honor the first, continue the tradition and to confuse their enemies. The Space-Girls are good people who are given great power by the Hare, the residents of Haremar whose homesickness is as legendary as their technology. The Space-Girls save the galaxy. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: The End of the Dark and Stormy Night Rajni Mala Khelawan, 2010-07-16 A Sexual Comedy with a Multicultural Cast. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Winner's Competition Series, V. 1 Janet B. Milstein, 2017-12-13 Wanna make them laugh? From her best-selling Ultimate Audition Book for Teens: 111 One-Minute Monologues to this masterful new collection, writer/actor/coach Janet B. Milstein has a proven track record for success. This new series adds a cool twist to the monologue process every piece was written for a specific student in a specifically sticky situation. In a specialized 30-day workshop, Janet dared the students to laugh at themselves by turning their anxiety into hilarity. What it meant for them was personalized monologues that resulted in callbacks and awards. What it means for you is award winning material you can relate to and perform with confidence. So, when it comes to choosing your audition pieces, why settle for less than Winners! FEATURES OF THIS BOOK INCLUDE: All one-minute monologues and under to fit auditions and competitions All comic material Specifically for ages 4 to 12 No foul language or subject matter A female-to-male monologue ratio that more accurately reflects the classroom A special section on how to use the book & tips on selecting monologues Authentic material you can relate to because it was written for real students Award-winning monologues that are new to the public, but have been put to the test Written by best-selling monologue book author, Janet B. Milstein Great for auditions, competitions, showcases, and acting classes |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Colony in the Core Phillip L. Truong, 2011-08-17 With the king acting in a bizarre behavior, the Officials are back in action as they are hunted down one by one for a reason obscure to anyone besides the king. Jun and his team are separated into the different parts of this once utopia, now a hellish nightmare. All they can do is run and hide, while slowly discovering the truth to the king's actions. Why does he want to arrest the Officials the protectors of the colonies that were to be a utopia? And what is the Maker Manuscript? Such a treasure has the Officials racing to find before the king, for as long as they can evade him and the police. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Highly Illogical Behavior John Corey Whaley, 2017-06-13 From a Printz and Morris Award-winning author comes a quirky story of coming-of-age, coming out, friendship, love...and agoraphobia. Sixteen-year-old Solomon has agoraphobia. He hasn't left his house in 3 years. Ambitious Lisa is desperate to get into a top-tier psychology program. And so when Lisa learns about Solomon, she decides to befriend him, cure him, and then write about it for her college application. To earn Solomon's trust, she introduces him to her boyfriend Clark, and starts to reveal her own secrets. But what started as an experiment leads to a real friendship, with all three growing close. But when the truth comes out, what erupts could destroy them all. Funny and heartwarming, Highly Illogical Behavior is a fascinating exploration of what makes us tick, and how the connections between us may be the most important things of all. “At a time when young adult literature is actively picking away at the stigma of mental illness, Whaley carves off a healthy chunk with style, sensitivity and humor. . . . ELECTRIFYING.”—The New York Times Book Review “Tender and funny.”—People Magazine, Summer's Best Books of 2016 |
| your boyfriend is a dork: The Twelfth Window J.M. Norwood, 2007-07-13 The Twelfth Window, set in a fantasy 1980s high school, is an allegory where a teenaged girl and her friends are the direct participants in supernatural phenomenons. Book One in a series of seven, The Twelfth Window follows the heroine, Lisa Chess, and her friends throughout their school years. Their sophomore year brings the arrival of a new student who ends up dramatically changing the lives of everyone he meets. As The Twelfth Window story unfolds, Lisa and her friends become direct participants in an ancient prophecy in the meantime, eventually leading them all to fulfill their unlikely destinies. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Daydreams Eva Pilch, 2016-08-22 Take a journey with these characters through the daydreams of their past, future, and psychedelic imaginations. They each explore their own vice, while searching for the meaning of life. A young woman has cut ties with her mafia family and is struggling with the idea of violence and suicide. Her two oldest friends include a drug addict and a marine prospect that ponders religion to make sense of what lies beyond life. The more recent additions to this circle include a stripper trying to understand love and her drug dealing security guard. Using scientific and spiritual theories, the battles of good and evil we go through as individuals and as a society are exposed. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Goblin Lies S.E. Burr, 2021-01-03 Clarity sees goblins everywhere. They've left their world and are invading ours, unseen but destructive. Worse, people are still falling catatonic. In the fourth and final book in the Gobbled series, Clarity and Maude Clare will finally find the answers they need to save the world and end the goblin fruit plague, but they might have to sacrifice everything to do it. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Hear the Crickets BJ Sheldon, 2016-01-07 Skyy's a freak. She'll tell you so herself. Her past - a mystery. Her future - uncertain. Having spent most of her life avoiding humans in an effort to conceal her wings, she wants nothing more than to end it all, leaving behind the solitary life she's been forced to live. But numerous attempts to die have proven immortality is both a curse and a nuisance. She now lives out her days in self-imposed seclusion to stay hidden from the world. But that quiet way of life is shattered when mysterious siblings arrive and reveal a destiny which sends her running for the hills. When an earth shattering discovery is made in the Badlands, history and science collide furthering the mystery behind Skyy's past - and her future. Skyy will need to embrace her fate and confront an evil so ancient, only a miracle can keep the world from ceasing to be. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: In her Blood La Donna Decker, 2015-08-31 Katrina's mother had taken her and her brother Todd on a few vampire hunts. She of course she thought that both Todd and her mother were crazy, until she meets a new boy at school, and her life is quickly changed. Everyone has secrets, but none quite like the Hollister's. Now she needs to find out who she can trust? Will even her best friend fit the bill? |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Airhead (The Airhead Trilogy, Book 1) Meg Cabot, 2009-11-01 Meg Cabot expands her huge fan base with this slightly darker, more mysterious novel - without losing any of her signature heart and humor.EM WATTS IS GONE. Emerson Watts didn't even want to go to the new SoHo Stark Megastore grand opening. But someone needed to look out for her sister, Frida, whose crush, British heartthrob Gabriel Luna, would be singing and signing autographs there-along with the newly appointed Face of Stark, teen supermodel sensation Nikki Howard. How was Em to know that disaster would strike, changing her,and life as she'd known it, forever? |
| your boyfriend is a dork: How to Ruin Your Boyfriend's Reputation Simone Elkeles, 2010-09-08 Amy’s jetting to the Holy Land this summer to vist her boyfriend Avi who’s in the Israeli army. Two weeks at a military training base (her grandmother’s idea) turns out to be pure hell ... and only gets worse when the team leader is Avi. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: We'll Never Tell Kayla Perrin, 2007-04-03 “A compelling story” of a sorority hazing that leads to murder: “Fine writing, intriguing characters . . . a great cliff-hanger tale of suspense” (Heather Graham, New York Times–bestselling author of The Vision) “I was thinking of some kind of initiation. Tailored just for her. The kind that will teach her a lesson not to mess with me.” Shandra James is a man stealer. It’s a sport to her, a game that she always wins. As a pledge of the exclusive Alpha Sigma Pi sorority, she should know her place, and know not to throw herself at a sister’s boyfriend. But she’s marked a new target: Henry Reid. Henry’s fiancée, Phoebe, and her sorority sisters, Miranda and Camille, decide to teach Shandra a lesson one night. A lesson that involves humiliation but nothing more. But unexpectedly the lesson turns deadly and the three women find themselves facing three new rules: Never mention what happened that night, protect each other, and tell no one. Yet when a murderer comes calling, they each discover that rules are meant to be broken. We’ll Never Tell is Kayla Perrin’s most provocative, suspenseful novel yet. “Feelings of jealousy and hate among the sorority set propel this racy suspense novel from Essence bestseller Perrin. . . . Characters that pop off the page and a solid, well-paced plot will gratify Perrin’s many fans.” —Publishers Weekly “Readers will be hooked from page 1 to the surprising finish as Perrin sheds light on modern sorority life in her latest suspense novel.” —Booklist“/B>/DESC> fiction;thriller;suspense;college;sorority;sister;pledging;hazing;murder;mystery;suspense;action;adventure;African;American;black;women;amateur;women;sleuths;young adult;ninth;tenth;eleventh;twelfth;grade;urban-lit;teen;female;friendship;betrayal;romantic suspense;infidelity FIC030000 FICTION / Thrillers / Suspense FIC049050 FICTION / African American & Black / Mystery & Detective FIC031080 FICTION / Thrillers / Psychological 9781429953313 Poison Poole, Sara |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Irrepressible Jasmine Sami Lee, 2017-08-21 Aaron Sanderson has wanted Jasmine Campbell since high school, but as a teen, he didn’t stand a chance. Ten years have passed, and Aaron has all the confidence he needs to deal with the opposite sex. He figures he knows just how to get to Jasmine too—with an aloof demeanor and a firm hand—he just never realized how firm she’d want that hand to be. Jasmine’s back in Leyton’s Headland and determined to make up for past mistakes by keeping her sister’s business afloat. For that, she needs Aaron’s help. A fun, vanilla fling might be just what she needs to cleanse her sexual palate after an affair with a Dom turned sour. Before long, she and Aaron are steaming up the sheets. But once acknowledged, some cravings can’t be denied, and when Jasmine confesses her submissive desires to Aaron, he proves himself to be surprisingly adaptable. Each story in the Wild Crush series is a standalone story that can be enjoyed in any order. Series order: Book #1: Unforgettable Summer Book #2: Irrepressible Jasmine Book #3: Eternal Brand Book #4: Imperfect Penelope Book #5: Unbreakable Hope |
| your boyfriend is a dork: SPIN , 2002-05 From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Mission Joy Janya Ten, 2021-05-11 Mission Joy is high octane middle-grade adventure full of comedy and heart. Perfect for readers aged 8+ and fans of David Walliams and The Last Kids on Earth. Jesse Joy is a twelve year old that never smiles. Why would he? School is seriously boring. People won’t stop telling him what to do. And he is the poorest kid in class. And just when Jesse thinks things can’t get any worse, his dad gets kidnapped. A mysterious family friend tells Jesse that to save his dad he needs the help of Frankenstein, Dracula and Cinderella. It shouldn’t be too hard. First, he needs to break into the British Library and steal one of its most prized possessions. Then he has to survive a trip to Paris on top of a bullet train. Then he has to jump off a moving rollercoaster into a magical book in Abu Dhabi. Then, and only then, he can finally begin his rescue mission. Can Jesse pull it off? Will he save his father before it’s too late? And will he ever find a reason to smile? WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT MISSION JOY ‘OMG, such a funny book! I laughed so hard I broke a rib! ... The rib punctured my liver. Srsly. They took me to a hospital.’ - William Shakespeare ‘This book is not sad enough. Where is all the pain, the suffering? What is this?’ – Fyodor Dostoevsky ‘Cracking good read!’ - Humpty Dumpty ‘A triumph! It’s the new Harry Potter, only without wands, brooms, spells, a magical school, a boy wizard or wizardry of any kind.’ - Unicyclist Weekly ‘Hugely entertaining. If you like adventure, chases, explosions, comedy then this one is for you. If you don’t like those things then it’s not.’ - Miniature Donkey Digest ‘A modern-day Tom Sawyer with a healthy dash of David Walliams’ - Marketing Department ‘Mission Joy is an absolute masterpiece in my completely unbiased opinion for which I didn’t not receive a small thank you gift from the publisher.’ - Tom Pinocchio, author of Encyclopaedia of Lying ‘This book has a great amount of words. Great words. So very great.’ - Former president of the United States ‘You need to buy this book! Go! Drop everything now! (Unless you are holding a baby.)’ - Negligence Illustrated ‘This is the greatest book in the world, besides mine’ - New York Times bestselling author ‘Unputdownable. I stopped eating, drinking, bathing, breathing. I’m pretty sure there are insects living in my hair. I have a dead cat in my kitchen.’ - Jane Austen |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Stone Cold Touch Jennifer L. Armentrout, 2024-10-15 Every touch has its price in the second book in the explosive Dark Elements trilogy, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Blood and Ash series. Layla Shaw is trying to pick up the pieces of her shattered life. Her best friend, Zayne, is forever off-limits thanks to her mysterious power of a soul-stealing kiss. Suddenly, the Warden clan that has always protected her is keeping dangerous secrets. And she can barely think about Roth, the forbidden demon prince who understands her in ways no one else ever could. Rock bottom is only the beginning once Layla’s powers finally start to evolve. She’s offered a tantalizing taste of what has always been forbidden, finally getting what she has always wanted, but with hell literally breaking loose and the body count piling up, the price may be higher than Layla is willing or able to pay. The Dark Elements Book 1: White Hot Kiss Book 2: Stone Cold Touch Book 3: Every Last Breath |
| your boyfriend is a dork: What If a Fish Anika Fajardo, 2020-08-11 A whimsical, “honest and heartfelt” (Booklist) generational story of family and identity where hats turn into leeches, ghosts blow kisses from lemon trees, and the things you find at the end of your fishing line might not be a fish at all. Half-Colombian Eddie Aguado has never really felt Colombian. Especially after Papa died. And since Mama keeps her memories of Papa locked up where Eddie can’t get to them, he only has Papa’s third-place fishing tournament medal to remember him by. He’ll have to figure out how to be more Colombian on his own. As if by magic, the perfect opportunity arises. Eddie—who’s never left Minnesota—is invited to spend the summer in Colombia with his older half-brother. But as his adventure unfolds, he feels more and more like a fish out of water. Figuring out how to be a true colombiano might be more difficult than he thought. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: It's Kind of a Funny Story (Movie Tie-in Edition) Ned Vizzini, 2010-08-31 Ambitious New York City teenager Craig Gilner is determined to succeed at life—which means getting into the right high school to get into the right college to get the right job. But once Craig aces his way into Manhattan's Executive Pre-Professional High School, the pressure becomes unbearable. He stops eating and sleeping until, one night, he nearly kills himself. Craig’s suicidal episode gets him checked into a mental hospital, where his new neighbors include a transsexual sex addict, a girl who has scarred her own face with scissors, and the self-elected President Armelio. There, Craig is finally able to confront the sources of his anxiety. Ned Vizzini, who himself spent time in a psychiatric hospital, has created a remarkably moving tale about the sometimes unexpected road to happiness. Featuring a new cover with key art from the film starring Keir Gilchrist, Zach Galifianakis, Lauren Graham, and Emma Roberts, the movie tie-in edition is sure to attract new fans to this beloved novel. |
| your boyfriend is a dork: Lovely Agony Morgan Barnhart, 2005-12 A young girl falls ill but from that illness she soon realizes she can create her own worlds from just her imagination. |
YOUR Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of YOUR is of or relating to you or yourself or yourselves especially as possessor or possessors, agent or agents, or object or objects of an action. How to use your in a sentence.
Grammar: Your or You're? - YouTube
In this video, you’ll learn more about when to use "your" and "you're" correctly in American English. Visit https://www.gcflearnfree.org/grammar/your-or-your...
“Your” vs. “You’re”: How To Choose The Right Word
Aug 15, 2022 · Both your and you’re are incorrectly used in the first sentence; they should be switched. It should look like this instead: You’re so talented at playing your piano. In the …
YOUR | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
YOUR definition: 1. belonging or relating to the person or group of people being spoken or written to: 2. belonging…. Learn more.
“Your” vs. “You’re”: Definitions and Examples - Grammarly
May 26, 2023 · Your is the possessive form of the pronoun you; you’re is a contraction of the words you and are. Why are they easy to confuse? Your and you’re are commonly mixed up …
YOUR definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
In spoken English and informal written English, your is sometimes used to indicate that something belongs to or relates to people in general. Pain-killers are very useful in small amounts to bring …
Your: Definition, Meaning, and Examples - US Dictionary
Jun 15, 2024 · Your (pronoun): A possessive pronoun used to indicate ownership or association with the person being addressed. "Your" is a word we often use in everyday conversation and …
How to Use You're and Your: 7 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
Dec 21, 2023 · To use you're and your correctly, remember that you're is short for "you are," and your is used to show ownership, like in "your house." If you don't know which one to use, try …
YOUR Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Your definition: (a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective).. See examples of YOUR used in a sentence.
Your and You're: Rules for Usage - Merriam-Webster
Your is a single word, and shows possession of a thing (as in ‘your paper has some mistakes’). If you can substitute the words you are then the correct choice is you’re. If you cannot substitute …
YOUR Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of YOUR is of or relating to you or yourself or yourselves especially as possessor or possessors, agent or agents, or object or objects of an action. How to use your in a sentence.
Grammar: Your or You're? - YouTube
In this video, you’ll learn more about when to use "your" and "you're" correctly in American English. Visit https://www.gcflearnfree.org/grammar/your-or-your...
“Your” vs. “You’re”: How To Choose The Right Word
Aug 15, 2022 · Both your and you’re are incorrectly used in the first sentence; they should be switched. It should look like this instead: You’re so talented at playing your piano. In the …
YOUR | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
YOUR definition: 1. belonging or relating to the person or group of people being spoken or written to: 2. belonging…. Learn more.
“Your” vs. “You’re”: Definitions and Examples - Grammarly
May 26, 2023 · Your is the possessive form of the pronoun you; you’re is a contraction of the words you and are. Why are they easy to confuse? Your and you’re are commonly mixed up …
YOUR definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
In spoken English and informal written English, your is sometimes used to indicate that something belongs to or relates to people in general. Pain-killers are very useful in small amounts to bring …
Your: Definition, Meaning, and Examples - US Dictionary
Jun 15, 2024 · Your (pronoun): A possessive pronoun used to indicate ownership or association with the person being addressed. "Your" is a word we often use in everyday conversation and …
How to Use You're and Your: 7 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
Dec 21, 2023 · To use you're and your correctly, remember that you're is short for "you are," and your is used to show ownership, like in "your house." If you don't know which one to use, try …
YOUR Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Your definition: (a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective).. See examples of YOUR used in a sentence.
Your and You're: Rules for Usage - Merriam-Webster
Your is a single word, and shows possession of a thing (as in ‘your paper has some mistakes’). If you can substitute the words you are then the correct choice is you’re. If you cannot substitute …
