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| wonky donkey game: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
| wonky donkey game: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
| wonky donkey game: Wonky Donkey's Honky-Tonky All-Time Favourite Hits Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2017-01-10 Four hilarious all-time favourite best-selling picture books with song CD by the honky-tonky, Wonky Donkey author and musician Craig Smith, in a must-have Wonky Donkey carry bag. Includes the award-winning song The Wonky Donkey and the hits Willbee the Bumblebee, My Daddy Ate an Apple and Square Eyes. |
| wonky donkey game: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
| wonky donkey game: If Animals Kissed Good Night Ann Whitford Paul, 2024-11-19 A must-have for any nursery! If Animals Kissed Good Night is a beloved, bestselling picture book that imagines the bedtime rituals of cuddly creatures all across the animal kingdom – making it the perfect read aloud to snuggle up with at the end of each day. What if animals did what YOU do? Giraffe and his calf would stretch their necks high, just beneath the top of the sky. Wolf and pup would kiss and then HOWL, while Bear and cub would kiss and then GROWL! And long after all the other animals have been tucked in tight? Sloth and her baby will still be saying night-night! Featuring playful rhymes and adorable art, little ones can see how creatures, great and small, show affection. Families will giggle along as they imagine the critters that inhabit places near and far. With 3 million copies in print, this is a wonderful gift for baby showers, birthdays, new parents, or any occasion! Don't miss the other books in this adorable series: If Animals Said I Love You, If Animals Celebrated Christmas, If Animals Went to School, If Animals Gave Thanks, If Animals Tried to Be Kind, If Animals Trick-or-Treated, and If Animals Went to Work. |
| wonky donkey game: Kaha the Kea Craig Smith, 2012-09 Kaha the Kea is possibly the cheekiest kea in New Zeland, who gets away with everything...or does he? |
| wonky donkey game: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise (A Wonky Donkey Book) Craig Smith, 2021-12-07 From the internationally bestselling creators of The Wonky Donkey comes a special surprise! Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky, promised such a big surprise... Another sequel to the viral sensation, The Wonky Donkey, is here! Join the world's #1 bestselling family of laughable and lovable donkeys in a wild, wonky, and wonderful guessing game. Brought to life by Craig Smith's signature playful verses and Katz Cowley's charming illustrations, Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise is laugh-out-loud fun. |
| wonky donkey game: Battle Bunny Jon Scieszka, Mac Barnett, 2013-10-22 Encourage creativity with this wildly entertaining picture book mash-up from the minds of Jon Scieszka and Mac Barnett. Alex has been given a saccharine, sappy, silly-sweet picture book about Birthday Bunny that his grandma found at a garage sale. Alex isn’t interested—until he decides to make the book something he’d actually like to read. So he takes out his pencil, sharpens his creativity, and totally transforms the story! Birthday Bunny becomes Battle Bunny, and the rabbit’s innocent journey through the forest morphs into a supersecret mission to unleash an evil plan—a plan that only Alex can stop. Featuring layered, original artwork that emphasizes Alex’s additions, this dynamic exploration of creative storytelling is sure to engage and inspire. |
| wonky donkey game: I need a new bum Dawn McMillan, 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious. |
| wonky donkey game: My Day is Ruined! Bryan Smith, 2018-01-23 When Braden wakes up to pouring rain that cancels a championship baseball game he's been excited for, he goes on a overreactin tailspin! Will he be able to recover and practice the tips of flexible thinking? Find out in this comical story. |
| wonky donkey game: The Game Is Afoot Elise Bryant, 2025-07-08 A clever and hilarious new mystery about a mother who thinks she has to do it all—even solve a murder—from the author of It's Elementary After rage quitting her job, Mavis finally has time to get all the rest she’s been putting off. Or she should have the time. Hypothetically. Except she’s taken on a new role: Supermom. Her hours are filled with chauffeuring her daughter, Pearl, around to her extracurricular activities, somehow ending up class mom, and…investigating another mystery? When Coach Cole, the director of the kids’ soccer program, drops dead on a sunny Saturday morning, no one suspects foul play. However, the police soon discover something suspicious left on the field, making it clear that someone had it in for the coach. But who? Sure, parents got mad when he made their precious star athletes sit on the bench, but not that mad. Mavis is determined to find out, even if it takes her into the dark, dangerous underbelly of gentle parents and MLM girlbosses. Plus, it’s an easy distraction from everything else going on. Like the panic attacks she keeps brushing off. Or the fact that she’s unemployed and totally lost as to what her purpose and path in life should be. And then there’s her ex-husband who’s back in town and doing everything she’s ever wanted, just as she’s beginning a new relationship. Mavis knows a murder investigation probably isn’t the self-care she needs right now. But how exactly are you supposed to take care of yourself when you don’t even know who you are anymore? |
| wonky donkey game: Llama Glamarama Simon James Green, 2020-06-04 Larry the llama has a secret: he loves dancing! But have you ever seen a llama dance? Well, neither had Larry - until one day he spots an ad for the Llama Glamarama. He joins the crowd, and it blows Larry's mind to see llamas DANCING! Will this raucous, joyful celebration give Larry the courage to embrace his inner dancer? How would the other llamas back at the barn react, if he ever revealed his secret? |
| wonky donkey game: Grumpy Trumpy Stacey Russo, 2019-12-27 If you were walking down the road and saw Donald Trump, what would you notice? Follow the missteps of our phony baloney, wishy-washy, frumpy dumpy president with a cleverly illustrated and worded picture book. Inspired by the beloved Wonky Donkey, but not written by or endorsed by its author, this parody is aimed at an adult audience (though parents who have chosen to read these books to their children have enjoyed them as well). A portion of the proceeds is being donated to the International Rescue Committee, to help refugees get supplies, girls attend school, etc. This author is exercising her first amendment right to criticize the current administration and using her voice to do something and help others. This book is not an attempt to 'brainwash' or teach hatred and the author has been sure to avoid some of 45's more offensive terminology. Trump fans will not find this amusing at all; mostly everyone else will. Sometimes the truth hurts. Life's too short and the political climate has been too tense. Laughter is the best medicine. |
| wonky donkey game: An Earth-Bot's Solution to Plastic Pollution Russell Ayto, 2021-09-07 A refreshing take on an all-too-important topic. Neo spends all his time playing his favorite video game, joining forces with other Earth-bots to defend the planet against invading aliens. But when his sea creature neighbors won’t stop pleading with him to help them clean up the plastic that’s ruining the ocean, Neo reluctantly agrees to check it out, and he’s shocked by what he discovers. There’s an actual invasion taking place right outside his door — a plastic invasion! And it’s too big to handle on his own! Sure to inspire real Earth-bots — er, children — everywhere to heed Neo’s call to protect the oceans from plastic! |
| wonky donkey game: How to Give Your Cat a Bath Nicola Winstanley, 2019-01-22 In this hilarious and clever how-to, a little girl and a know-it-all narrator are thwarted by a cat who refuses to take a bath. The perfect read-aloud for fans of Snappsy the Alligator and Interrupting Chicken. Step one: fill the bath Step two: put the cat in the bath Step three: put shampoo on the cat Step four: rinse the cat Step five: dry the cat Seems simple, right? One problem: the cat has no intention of doing ANY of these things! Watch as the steps keep changing, the cat keeps escaping, the girl keeps eating cookies and the mess keeps escalating. Soon it's not just the cat who needs a bath--it's the whole house! This spoof on an instruction manual features an increasingly bewildered human, a nonchalant cat and a know-it-all narrator . . . who really doesn't know it all. How DO you give a cat a bath? Read on to find out! |
| wonky donkey game: Pin the Tail on the Donkey , 2004-07 Learn about different part games that can be used. |
| wonky donkey game: The Very Hungry Bear Nick Bland, 2017-12-26 Nick Bland's bestselling The Very Hungry Bear is now available in board book! Bear is back...and he's very, very hungry! Bear is trying to fish, but instead of food, he only manages to catch . . . a polar bear? The poor bear is lost and his ice floe is rapidly melting. The polar bear makes a deal: he'll give Bear a pile of fish in return for a new home. Bear takes his new friend on a tour, and finally they find the just-right home for an ice-loving bear. The Bear we all fell in love with in The Very Cranky Bear and The Very Itchy Bear is just as delightful as always -- and much less cranky with the promise of food on the horizon! This new story features the same bold, clever illustrations and catchy rhyming text that made Nick Bland's first two Bear books instant favourites. Told with his characteristic humour and wit, The Very Hungry Bear is both an endearing tale of friendship and a subtle message about preserving our environment. |
| wonky donkey game: Alex the Parrot Stephanie Spinner, 2012 This book examines how Alex the African grey parrot changed our knowledge of the intelligence of these beautiful birds. |
| wonky donkey game: Mr McGee & the Biting Flea Pamela Allen, 2023 Mr McGee when out to play, down to the beach one windy day... When along comes a jumping, biting flea. 'OOOO! OWWW! EEEEE! cries Mr McGee. Told in Pamela Allen's famously irresistible rhyme, she portrays the hilarious sequence of events as Mr McGee tries to rid himself of the biting flea, one article of clothing at a time! |
| wonky donkey game: An Ambush of Tigers Betsy R. Rosenthal, 2015-04-01 Have you ever heard of a prickle of porcupines? Or a tower of giraffes? What about a parcel of penguins? This fun-filled romp through the animal kingdom introduces collective nouns for animals through wordplay. Clever rhymes and humorous illustrations bring these collective nouns to life in funny ways, making it easy to remember which terms and animals go together. A glossary in the back matter offers further explanation of words used as collective nouns, such as sleuth meaning detective. This crash course in juxtaposition and imagination should be celebrated with a peal of bells. An inspiring addition to any poetry collection.—starred, School Library Journal Cleverness abounds in Rosenthal's latest. . . .The tongue-in-cheek text never falters in its rhythm and rhyme. . . .The illustrations are a perfect match for the text's wit. . . .Collective nouns have never been this much fun.—starred, Kirkus Reviews |
| wonky donkey game: Dozer's Run Debbie Levy, Rosana Panza, 2014-05-01 Dozer the Goldendoodle has a wonderful life! He and his best friend, Chica, belong to a loving family. They have warm beds to sleep in, enough food to eat, and plenty of room in their yard to play and investigate. What more could a good dog want? As it turns out, Dozer wants an adventure. And when a runner runs past his yard, followed by another, and another, and another, Dozer decides to follow and see what is happening. In May 2011, unbeknownst to his owner, Dozer slipped out of his yard in Highland, Maryland, enticed by the sight of people running past. The runners were participating in the Maryland Half Marathon, a race benefitting the University of Maryland Greenebaum Cancer Center. Dozer joined the 2,000 runners in the race, inspiring everyone along the 13-mile race course. By the time his adventure was over and he was reunited with his family, Dozer's Run encouraged thousands of pledges in support of the Greenebaum Cancer Center. This true story of a playful dog that actually runs a half marathon entertains as well as inspires. |
| wonky donkey game: Stinky Winky Silly Willy Off-Key Donkey Donald Jacobsen, 2018-09-20 |
| wonky donkey game: Chester Mélanie Watt, 2009-08 A self-centered cat named Chester keeps interrupting his owner as she tries to write a story about a mouse. |
| wonky donkey game: Vintage Games 2.0 Matt Barton, 2019-05-08 Super Mario Bros. Doom. Minecraft. It’s hard to imagine what life would be like today without video games, a creative industry that now towers over Hollywood in terms of both financial and cultural impact. The video game industry caters to everyone, with games in every genre for every conceivable electronic device--from dedicated PC gaming rigs and consoles to handhelds, mobile phones, and tablets. Successful games are produced by mega-corporations, independent studios, and even lone developers working with nothing but free tools. Some may still believe that video games are mere diversions for children, but today’s games offer sophisticated and wondrously immersive experiences that no other media can hope to match. Vintage Games 2.0 tells the story of the ultimate storytelling medium, from early examples such as Spacewar! and Pong to the mind blowing console and PC titles of today. Written in a smart and engaging style, this updated 2nd edition is far more than just a survey of the classics. Informed by hundreds of in-depth personal interviews with designers, publishers, marketers, and artists--not to mention the author’s own lifelong experience as a gamer--Vintage Games 2.0 uncovers the remarkable feats of intellectual genius, but also the inspiring personal struggles of the world’s most brilliant and celebrated game designers--figures like Shigeru Miyamoto, Will Wright, and Roberta Williams. Ideal for both beginners and professionals, Vintage Games 2.0 offers an entertaining and inspiring account of video game’s history and meteoric rise from niche market to global phenomenon. Credit for the cover belongs to Thor Thorvaldson. |
| wonky donkey game: This Hungry Dragon Heath McKenzie, 2016-05-01 This hungry dragon is ready for a yummy meal. He eats and eats and eats-and eats! Soon, he's as big as a house! Can anything fill this greedy gobbler's guts? |
| wonky donkey game: The Game of Life (and How to Play It) by Florence Scovel Shinn Richard Lode, Florence Scovel Shinn, 2017-03-08 Most people consider life a battle, but it is not a battle, it is a game. It is a game, however, which cannot be played successfully without the knowledge of spiritual law, and the Old and the New Testaments give the rules of the game with wonderful clearness. Jesus the Christ taught that it was a great game of Giving and Receiving. If we give hate, we will receive hate; if we give love, we will receive love; if we give criticism, we will receive criticism; if we lie we will be lied to; if we cheat we will be cheated. We are taught also, that the imaging faculty plays a leading part in the game of life. Keep thy heart (or imagination) with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of life. (Prov. 4:23.) |
| wonky donkey game: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Humor Heals Us, 2020-09-24 Warning: This book may cause tooting. Taylor is a fine turkey, except for one small problem: She has gas. She can't help it; it's just the way she is. Fortunately, she explains it's so common that there are different kinds of names for each toot. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com |
| wonky donkey game: Big Red Kangaroo Claire Saxby, 2016-04 Synopsis coming soon....... |
| wonky donkey game: Kitty and Dragon Meika Hashimoto, 2022-09-13 When Kitty looks for the perfect home, she makes an unlikely best friend--Dragon! From Epic! Originals, Kitty and Dragon is a lovable early reader series about finding true friendship when you least expect it. Book 1 of this early reader series features three adorable stories about Kitty and Dragon--best friends, even when one of them is snoring, being messy, or having a sad day. Even though they are quite different from one another, Kitty and Dragon have learned that there's nothing better than being together, just the way they are. |
| wonky donkey game: When Anju Loved Being an Elephant Wendy Henrichs, 2011 Anju the Asian elephant recalls her childhood in Sumatra, and the American circuses and zoos in which she toiled for 50 years, when she is loaded into a trailer truck and taken to a sanctuary. Includes advice on helping elephants and Elephant Q&A. Illustrations. |
| wonky donkey game: My Pocket Sloth Goes to School Lori Yarborough, 2020-04-10 When Anna's pocket sloth wants to go to school, he sneaks inside her backpack and breaks their one big rule. |
| wonky donkey game: Odin, Dog Hero of the Fires Emma Bland Smith, 2022-08-02 Place of publication taken from publisher's website. |
| wonky donkey game: The Wonky Donkey Pin the Tail on the Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2020-01-09 Pin the tail on the fastest-selling donkey on three legs! A new edition of the viral internet sensation and runaway #1 global bestseller featuring the funny, cumulative song about the spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey. This edition of the book comes with a BONUS Pin the Tail on the Donkey poster and removable, re-usable stickers with a range of tails for even more fun and games. |
| wonky donkey game: I Yam a Donkey Cece Bell, 2016-08-04 I yam a donkey! says a donkey to a yam...The exasperated yam says 'No, you are a donkey. I am a yam.' The yam tries his very hardest to get through to the ungrammatical donkey in this hilarious story with a twist in the tail. Bright illustrations and an unexpected ending will engage children in this fun book based around word-play. |
| wonky donkey game: Animal Crackers Sarah Webb, Alan Nolan, 2020-08 Which are the biggest and smallest animals? Which are the most dangerous? Why do dogs love people so much? What animals can live in the heat of the desert, or deep below the oceans? Sarah Webb is animal crazy and has put the answers to all these questions and more in Animal Crackers, a book bursting with information about animals of all types! Crammed full of pictures, cartoons and more from Alan Nolan this is the perfect book for children who want to know more about our furry, feathered (and scaly!) friends. With a special section on Irish wildlife, and the 'Irish Animal Detective' activities, children will want to explore their gardens, parks and beaches to seek out all kinds of native animals. Animal Crackers also provides fun facts and engaging activities that kids will love - from how to draw your favourite animals to suggestions on how you can help save the planet! |
| wonky donkey game: Donkeys Can't Take Bubble Baths! Pragya Tomar, 2020-08 The Silliest, wittiest, wackiest, and funniest kids Book Ever! |
| wonky donkey game: The President's Glasses Peter Donnelly, 2018-03-13 The president has some VERY important documents to sign at Dublin Castle, but without his glasses, how will he do it? Luckily, the presidential pigeon knows exactly what's happened and follows the presidential car to Dublin Castle, taking in a bird's eye view of the city on his way. But the pigeon gets stuck in traffic on O'Connell Street ... meets some tourists taking selfies ... and even beats a Viking ship in a boat race! Will he ever catch up with the president to deliver his glasses in time? |
| wonky donkey game: A Classic Treasury Dr. Seuss, 2006 The perfect gift - five of Dr. Seuss's best-loved tales in one attractive book. A wonderful gift, featuring five of the hilarious classics that made Dr. Seuss one of the best-loved children's authors: 'The Cat in the Hat' 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back' 'Green Eggs and Ham' 'Fox in Socks' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' With his unique combination of hilarious stories, zany pictures and riotous rhymes, Dr. Seuss has been delighting young children and helping them learn to read for over fifty years. Creator of the wonderfully anarchic Cat in the Hat, and ranking among the UK's top ten favourite children's authors, Seuss is firmly established as a global best-seller, with nearly half a billion books sold worldwide. |
| wonky donkey game: It's Not Hansel and Gretel Josh Funk, 2019 With laugh-out-loud dialogue and bold, playful art (including hidden search-and-find fairy-tale creatures), this retelling of the classic fairy tale will have kids giggling right up to the delicious ending! Full color. |
| wonky donkey game: You Are My Cupcake: a Cloth Book Joyce Wan, 2016-08-30 A shower gift-appropriate tribute to classic terms of endearment applied to babies, from cutie pie and sweet pea to peanut and pumpkin, applies embossing and spot gloss to lighthearted, candy-colored pages encased within a glitter-embellished cover. By the creator of Greetings from Kiwi and Pear. |
WONKY Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of WONKY is characteristic of, relating to, or suggestive of a wonk. How to use wonky in a sentence.
WONKY Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Wonky definition: (of a person) shaky, groggy, or unsteady.. See examples of WONKY used in a sentence.
WONKY | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
WONKY definition: 1. weak, unsatisfactory, or not firm: 2. not straight or level: 3. (of fruit or vegetables) not…. Learn more.
Wonky - definition of wonky by The Free Dictionary
Shaky or unsteady: a wonky table. 2. Out of alignment; crooked: "The door itself looked wonky somehow, not quite square with the building" (Steve Augarde). 3. Not functioning properly or …
WONKY definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
3 meanings: British informal 1. shaky or unsteady 2. not in correct alignment; askew 3. liable to break down or develop a fault.... Click for more definitions.
wonky adjective - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage …
not steady; not straight. Definition of wonky adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and …
What does wonky mean? - Definitions.net
Wonky is an informal term primarily used in British English to describe something that is not stable, aligned or functioning correctly. It can refer to something that is shaky, unsteady, …
wonky - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
Apr 12, 2025 · wonky (comparative wonkier, superlative wonkiest) Lopsided, misaligned or off-centre. Synonyms: awry, misaligned, skew-whiff
Wonky - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.com
Something that’s wonky isn’t necessarily broken; it’s just slightly “off.” Wonky can also describe something that isn't working correctly, such as an old TV set that shows only one channel, or …
Wonky Definition & Meaning | Britannica Dictionary
WONKY meaning: 1 : having or showing a lot of interest in and knowledge about the details of a particular subject having the qualities of a wonk; 2 : very boring or complicated
WONKY Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of WONKY is characteristic of, relating to, or suggestive of a wonk. How to use wonky in a sentence.
WONKY Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Wonky definition: (of a person) shaky, groggy, or unsteady.. See examples of WONKY used in a sentence.
WONKY | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
WONKY definition: 1. weak, unsatisfactory, or not firm: 2. not straight or level: 3. (of fruit or vegetables) not…. Learn more.
Wonky - definition of wonky by The Free Dictionary
Shaky or unsteady: a wonky table. 2. Out of alignment; crooked: "The door itself looked wonky somehow, not quite square with the building" (Steve Augarde). 3. Not functioning properly or …
WONKY definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
3 meanings: British informal 1. shaky or unsteady 2. not in correct alignment; askew 3. liable to break down or develop a fault.... Click for more definitions.
wonky adjective - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage …
not steady; not straight. Definition of wonky adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and more.
What does wonky mean? - Definitions.net
Wonky is an informal term primarily used in British English to describe something that is not stable, aligned or functioning correctly. It can refer to something that is shaky, unsteady, unreliable, or …
wonky - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
Apr 12, 2025 · wonky (comparative wonkier, superlative wonkiest) Lopsided, misaligned or off-centre. Synonyms: awry, misaligned, skew-whiff
Wonky - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.com
Something that’s wonky isn’t necessarily broken; it’s just slightly “off.” Wonky can also describe something that isn't working correctly, such as an old TV set that shows only one channel, or …
Wonky Definition & Meaning | Britannica Dictionary
WONKY meaning: 1 : having or showing a lot of interest in and knowledge about the details of a particular subject having the qualities of a wonk; 2 : very boring or complicated
