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| wonky donkey doors: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
| wonky donkey doors: Shiny Pippin and the Impossible Door Harry Heape, 2019-07-02 Pippin and her little mouse Tony are playing hide and sleep seek in Granny's garden, when Pippin peeps into the garden shed, and sees a very strange door that she's never noticed before. How did it get there, and where does it lead to? Well one thing it leads to is a crazy new adventure for Pippin, Granny, Mungo, Tony, Oddplop the frog. Soon they are on the trail of Evil doctor Blowfart and his thieving ghost monkeys Lumpkin and Bachacha, to recover a very important magical golden Mayoral Chain! |
| wonky donkey doors: The Collected Kitt Hartley Mysteries Helen Cox, 2020-05-21 The Kitt Hartley Mysteries: the first three books in the charming cozy crime series from Helen Cox, perfect for fans of Betty Rowlands or Faith Martin. Murder by the Minster (Book 1) It's a perfectly normal day for Kitt Hartley at her job at the University of the Vale of York library, until Detective Inspector Halloran arrives at her desk to tell her that her best friend, Evie Bowes, is under suspicion of murder. Evie's ex-boyfriend Owen has been found dead - with a fountain pen stabbed through his heart - and all the evidence points to her. Kitt knows there is no way Evie could murder anyone - let alone Owen, who she adored. Horrified that the police could have got it so wrong, Kitt decides there's only one thing to do: she's going to investigate Owen's murder herself. She's read hundreds of mystery novels - how hard can it be? A Body in the Bookshop (Book 2) When DS Charlotte Banks is suspended from the police on suspicion of assaulting a suspect in the burglary of a local bookshop, librarian Kitt Harley and her friend Evie Bowes refuse to believe she is guilty. But why is she being framed? With Charlotte's boss DI Malcolm Halloran unable to help, Evie decides to take matters into her own hands. Kitt takes little persuading to get involved too - after all, as well as Charlotte's career to save, there are missing books to be found! Then the discovery of a body raises the stakes even higher. For Evie, and now Kitt, this case is as personal as it gets. Can they catch the murderer in time to turn a bleak midwinter into something merry and bright? Murder on the Moorland (Book 3) Kitt Hartley wakes to the news that a murder has been committed in Irendale, a village high on the wild Yorkshire moors where her boyfriend, DI Malcolm Halloran, lived with his ex-wife until she too, was murdered. The MO of the two crimes is identical, right down to the runic symbols carved into the victims' hands. Unable to leave it to the local police to solve, Kitt and Halloran travel to Irendale, where a literary mystery awaits. A line of Anglo-Saxon poetry found on the victim leads to a hiding place, and another cryptic clue. What is the connection to the murder of Halloran's wife all those years ago? |
| wonky donkey doors: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
| wonky donkey doors: How to Raise a Chatterbox Sandy Chappell , 2021-11-09 who likes to chat’. Isn’t that what we all want for our children? A love of language and talking? How to Raise a Chatterbox guides parents through the stages of speech and language development from age 0-5, providing information, strategies, and tips that will help children to learn to talk more easily and more confidently. The book discusses the reasons behind the advice and the research studies that support it so that parents can make an informed decision about which advice they choose to follow. The book includes hundreds of suggestions for games and activities. Parents don’t need to make any more time in their day; they can simply adapt daily activities such as getting dressed, eating meals, travelling in the car etc. Sandy has also included lots of games and activities that they can do with their child to give them an extra boost, if they have the time. Parents don’t need to buy any special materials; she gives suggestions of how household objects and simple toys can be used to make great speech and language activities. A child’s speech and language skills may be developing as parents would expect but they simply want them to be the best they can be before they start school; or parents may feel they are behind in certain areas and would like specific guidance to help them to catch up. This book is for all parents, grandparents and carers of pre-school children who want to make the most of those precious pre-school years that fly by, and that we now know give us the best opportunity to 'Raise a Chatterbox'. |
| wonky donkey doors: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
| wonky donkey doors: Mom, There's a Bear at the Door Sabine Lipan, 2016 A mother has several questions when her son tells her there's a bear standing outside the front door of their eleventh-floor apartment-- |
| wonky donkey doors: Semi-Detached Griff Rhys Jones, 2007-01-18 Semi-detached Griff relives freezing bus journeys to school and the impulsive stealing of that half-a-crown from Charlie Hume’s money box; sitting outside Butlins at Clacton (longing to be inside and on the Waltzer instead of stranded on the pebbles with his dad); hazy summer afternoons spent with feral gangs in the woods, or storming the mud flats singing extracts from the Bonzo Dog Dooh Dah Band. The memories are like Mivvis, frozen and fuzzy at the edges, but a sweet jam of pure recollected goo at the centre. From birth to the BBC, this is a story of a confident middle child. Griff’s devoted parents Gwynneth and Elwyn gave him love, security and plenty of asparagus soup from a fake wicker vacuum flask with a plastic top. Griff’s father Elwyn, a retiring hospital doctor with a penchant for sweeties and ice-cream, loathed the tedium of English social ritual and hid behind his family and woodwork. From tree houses to boats, puppets to tables, he sawed and hammered his way into his family’s affections. Griff left the bosom of his loving, irascible, eccentric, solid, all engulfing family for the firm embrace of real life; via the Upminster Fun Gang, the Direct Grant System and Party Sevens, losing his virginity down the back of a bunk in a twenty nine foot yacht, discovering the romantic advantages of shared babysitting engagements and the drawbacks of infatuation with identical twins. If he hadn’t moved around so much as a child, would Griff have felt less like a voyeur, looking in on the lighted window across the square, the Georgian house glowing in the sun, the clink of glasses and the bray of public school certainties? Would he be able to tuck in his own shirt? Would he be fully detached? A laugh-aloud buffet of baby boomer Britain, Griff’s self-deprecating, elegant, affectionate prose reveals a little bit better how on earth you got from there to here. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Wonky Donkey and Other Stories Craig Smith, Maureen Thompson (|d), 2019-10 A special anniversary edition celebrating Wonkys 10th birthday! Five hilarious stories and songs from international bestseller Craig Smith! Featuring: The Wonky Donkey Willbee the Bumblebee My Daddy Ate an Apple Square Eyes The Scariest Thing in the Garden. ...who could resist this value-packed, bumper treasury? |
| wonky donkey doors: The Next Round Eva Frances, 2024-12-01 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A contemporary romance that will take your breath away. Reader Views Reviewer's Choice Literary Awards Winner - 2025 IndieReader Discovery Award for Romance Finalist - 2025 HOLT Medallion Award - Long Contemporary Finalist - 2025 HOLT Medallion Award - Best First Book Finalist - 2024© Reader Views Reviewer's Choice Literary Awards - Romance _____ Shaken and stirred. Five years is a long time between drinks for old friends. Shaken by a series of heartbreaks, Andie Herrera’s fear of jumping into new relationships leads her to run away and keep her distance from the possibilities of love, even with restaurant and bar entrepreneur, Chris Vaughn. After five years apart, Andie and Chris are unexpectedly thrown together in a mix of professional and personal circumstances, as they work on the launch of a new bar establishment. Is it their chance to re-ignite their friendship and heal the rupture from the last time they saw each other? The heady cocktail of familiar warmth, heated conversation, and undeniable chemistry in their shared moments has Andie questioning what she really wants: friendship—or maybe even more, this time around. Can Andie move beyond her deep-seated fears to finally take the leap of faith and meet Chris halfway? Is it possible that the person who knows her best might be the love she’s been missing? _____ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Real people inhabit this love story; the dialogue sparkles, the situations are down to earth, and the characters, easily relatable. The Next Round - IndieReader Discovery Award for Romance Winner ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A feel-good book with a casual vibe that screams summer reading by the pool with a fruity cocktail in hand....Between the novel’s breathtaking setting, the multidimensional (and aesthetically pleasing) characters, and the stirring romance, you’ll get all the feels you need from this endorphin-boosting prose. The Next Round - Reader Views Reviewer's Choice Literary Awards Finalist |
| wonky donkey doors: Donkey Work Doreen Tovey, 2009-01-05 You would have thought that having two curious Siamese cats and a tortoise with wanderlust was enough. Not so for Doreen and her husband Charles, who decide to take on a baby donkey to keep the nettles under control in the orchard. When Annabel clip-clops into their lives they realise that, from the ear-splitting nocturnal howling to the numerous escape attempts, living with a donkey won't be plain sailing. Annabel eats everything apart from the nettles, but eventually becomes a much-loved family member and particularly close to Solomon, the Siamese cat, who sleeps in her bed. Further dramas ensue when Henry, the jennet, is introduced as a companion to Annabel and love blossoms. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Kelly and Victoria Fairy Stories Volume 2 Jim Best, 2015-06-14 The second volume of stories about Victoria Fairy and Kelly the magical Unicorn, and of course Polo Bear. There's balloons, strange birds, boating, missing sugar-lumps, and lots of tea |
| wonky donkey doors: Deadly Pleasures Martin Edwards, 2013-11-01 To celebrate the Crime Writers’ Association Diamond Jubilee, a collection of original stories from distinguished members of the CWA especially commissioned for this volume An eclectic collection of short stories from the following members of the CWA: SIMON BRETT ANN CLEEVES LIZA CODY LINDSEY DAVIS MARTIN EDWARDS RUTH DUDLEY EDWARDS CHRISTOPHER FOWLER JOHN HARVEY DAVID HEWSON ALISON JOSEPH PETER LOVESEY CLAIRE McGOWAN MICHAEL RIDPATH PETER ROBINSON CATH STAINCLIFFE ANDREW TAYLOR CHARLES TODD MARGARET YORKE |
| wonky donkey doors: Ferocious Fluffity Erica S. Perl, 2016-07-19 Mr. Drake’s second grade class has a new class pet. Fluffity appears to be a cute and docile hamster—but the kids soon discover that she is not the cuddly pet they expected. From the moment her cage door opens, Fluffity becomes FEROCIOUS—biting and chasing everyone down the hall and into the library! Will the class be able to tame this beast and bring peace back to their school? The bestselling team behind Chicken Butt! and Chicken Butt’s Back! has crafted another laugh-out-loud tale that’s sure to be a hit with any child who’s ever wanted a pet. Erica Perl’s pitch-perfect rhymes and Henry Cole’s over-the-top animal character make for the perfect classroom read-aloud. |
| wonky donkey doors: Those Darn Squirrels and the Cat Next Door Adam Rubin, 2011-05-02 From the creators of Dragons Love Tacos comes the second laugh-out-loud story about Old Man Fookwire and the those darn squirrels! All is calm in old man Fookwire’s yard until new neighbors—Little Old Lady Hu and her cat, Muffins—move in next door. Muffins is one mean dude! He terrorizes the birds, interrupts Fookwire’s painting, and ties the squirrels’ tails together. Fookwire is upset, but not nearly as upset as the squirrels, who devise an ingenious plan to stop Muffins cold. In this hilarious follow-up to Those Darn Squirrels!, the tongue-in-cheek text is perfectly complemented by the quirky, inventive illustrations. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Travels of an Anxiety-Riddled Millennial Chloë Ivy Lily Bell, 2023-03-31 Travel checklist: Passport ✔ Camera ✔ Travel Journal ✔ Crippling anxiety ✔ Meet... me. I’m an anxiety-riddled millennial struggling to find her way in life and, although my brain strongly advises otherwise, I love travelling. Follow my adventures over the last 20-odd years as I explore this weird and wonderful world and recall every monstrous mishap so far. Whether it’s bursting into a Filipino police station and waking the startled officers at 2am in Manila or my dad stepping barefoot on a volcano in Java, our trips are never normal. Join me as I’m mugged by a monkey in Bali, attacked by a coconut-throwing demonic toddler wearing jewelled pants on a Havelock beach and stumble across a chainsaw-wielding clown in Hawaii, ultimately learning that battling worry is all about embracing the craziness of life. Take a humorous journey around the world with an anxious millennial who worries about everything that could possibly happen. Ever. |
| wonky donkey doors: Bearsie Bear and the Surprise Sleepover Party Bernard Waber, 1997 In a cumulative story, one animal after another asks to come in out of the winter cold to sleep in Bearsie Bear's big bed. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Kelly and Victoria Fairy Stories Volume 1 Jim Best, 2015-06-14 The first volume of stories about Victoria Fairy and her friends the remarkable Kelly the Unicorn and Polo Bear. Canal boats, cake crisis, pantos and sculpture, all feature in this group of stories |
| wonky donkey doors: A Bed of Roses William Sansom, 1954 |
| wonky donkey doors: The Serious Goose Jimmy Kimmel, 2019-12-03 Meet a very Serious Goose in late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's first fun and funny picture book! There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY! Written, illustrated, and lettered by Jimmy Kimmel, this picture book challenges young readers to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful read-aloud is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again! Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country. |
| wonky donkey doors: Teaching English Creatively Teresa Cremin, 2022-11-30 What does it mean to teach English creatively to primary school children? Teaching English Creatively encourages and enables teachers to adopt a more creative approach to the teaching of English in the primary school. Fully updated to reflect the changing UK curricula, the third edition of this popular text explores research-informed practice and offers new ideas to imaginatively engage readers, writers, speakers and listeners. Underpinned by up-to-date theory and research and illustrated throughout with more examples of children’s work, it examines the core elements of creative practice and how to explore powerful literary, non-fiction, visual and digital texts creatively. Key themes addressed include: • Developing creativity in and through talk and drama • Creatively engaging readers and writers • Teaching grammar and comprehension imaginatively and in context • Profiling meaning and purpose, autonomy, collaboration and play • Planning, reviewing and celebrating literacy learning • Ensuring the creative involvement of the teacher Inspiring, accessible and connected to current challenges and new priorities in education, Teaching English Creatively puts contemporary and cutting-edge practice at the forefront and includes a wealth of innovative ideas to enrich English teaching. Written by an experienced author with extensive experience of initial teacher education and English teaching in the primary school, it is an invaluable resource for any teacher who wishes to embed creative approaches to teaching in their classroom. |
| wonky donkey doors: A Classic Treasury Dr. Seuss, 2006 The perfect gift - five of Dr. Seuss's best-loved tales in one attractive book. A wonderful gift, featuring five of the hilarious classics that made Dr. Seuss one of the best-loved children's authors: 'The Cat in the Hat' 'The Cat in the Hat Comes Back' 'Green Eggs and Ham' 'Fox in Socks' 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' With his unique combination of hilarious stories, zany pictures and riotous rhymes, Dr. Seuss has been delighting young children and helping them learn to read for over fifty years. Creator of the wonderfully anarchic Cat in the Hat, and ranking among the UK's top ten favourite children's authors, Seuss is firmly established as a global best-seller, with nearly half a billion books sold worldwide. |
| wonky donkey doors: Emma's Journey , 2010 Charming illustrations and engaging photographs of New York combine to produce a compellingly original book that cannot fail to delight! |
| wonky donkey doors: WANTED: Josie Thatcher, Cowboy Catcher Kat Addams, Wrangling myself a cowboy was supposed to be a rowdy one-night stand, not turn my carefully cataloged life upside down. As a librarian, I was used to steamy romance between the pages. But as a lonesome single woman, I needed to corral some trailblazing between the sheets … Buck Off Ranch seemed like the perfect place to put on my big-girl britches and throw a plot twist in my story. Mysterious cowboy Tripp Miller was as rugged as he was handsome. After he left me tickled pink at the local saloon, I was determined to live out my favorite Western romance with him as my leading man. Rope me. Ride me. Satisfy me. Talk about sore in the saddle! It turned out, this small town had sparked quite the big adventure. I was caught somewhere between saving a horse and riding a cowboy or galloping right out of my comfort zone. I just hoped Tripp was up for the ride because I reckoned I needed more than eight seconds. |
| wonky donkey doors: Killer Moves Tawna Fenske, 2022-05-12 He’s a hacker. A high-tech hitman. And now…a daddy? When Matteo skips prison with a clean record, his conscience is anything but. Guilt hits him like a sack of marbles when he spots the woman he jilted. The clincher? Her child who looks like him. Renee’s son may have Matteo’s eyes, but she won’t say who fathered AJ. She’s also mum on what sent her into hiding or why guys with guns are after her. But when Matteo blocks an attack, he persuades Renee to appoint him their protector. Keeping them safe means faking they’re a normal family road tripping with s’mores and snuggles and possibly a sniper rifle. Toss in a potty-training toddler and temptation from the woman he still craves, and it’s officially Matteo’s toughest mission. But with danger nipping their heels, the only way to save his family may be to leave their lives for good. |
| wonky donkey doors: There's a Mouse in My House Ross Collins, 2021-11-09 First published by Nosy Crow Ltd. (UK) 2020.--Title page verso. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Coloniality of Animal Monstrous Othering in Children’s Books, Films, and Toys Donna Varga, 2024-08-19 The Coloniality of Animal Monstrous Othering in Children’s Books, Films, and Toys examines how the portrayal of animals as physically distorted, behaviorally depraved, and intellectually defective serves to justify their debasement, violation, and destruction in materials directed toward young consumers. The author argues that this animal monstrous Othering arises from the Eurocentric belief in humans’ natural superiority over animals and the right to categorize animals in accordance with a scale of worthiness that parallels the subjugation of racialized persons. The chapters examine a variety of canonical figures like the dissolute wolf of Red Riding Hood stories and the disfigured titular character of the Wonky Donkey picture book alongside non-canonical animals including reprobate pigs, degenerate sharks, self-centered flamingos, and wicked piranhas. To counter this animal debasement, Varga juxtaposes these readings with an examination of materials that articulate harmonious animal-human interrelationships without dependence on styles of anthropomorphism that diminish animality. |
| wonky donkey doors: A Pig, a Fox, and a Box Jonathan Fenske, 2015 After finding a box just the right size to hide in, a little fox tries to play some tricks on his big friend, Pig, but things do not work out exactly as he planned. |
| wonky donkey doors: Killer Instincts Tawna Fenske, 2022-04-07 He’s a hired gun. A hardened killer. So how’d he end up bottle-feeding lambs for his best friend’s sister? Dante didn’t set out to deceive. His favor for a pal in prison got him this farmhand job, and Jen needs help guarding more than her blueberries. Someone’s set on hurting her, and he’ll make damn sure they don’t. She can’t know who sent him or why he’s handier with a handgun than a hoe. But none of that matters more than keeping Jen safe. To save the girl, he’ll have to pair old skills with new. A princess tea party and an old-fashioned gunfight? Why not. Grape stomping and grenades? Sign him up. But as the enemy closes in, there’s one skill Dante finds he doesn’t have: The strength to walk away when the job is done. |
| wonky donkey doors: Patina Farm Brooke Giannetti, Steve Giannetti, 2016-06-24 The husband and wife team behind Giannetti Home welcome readers into their gorgeous farm residence blending modern style with French antiques. When Brooke and Steve Giannetti decided to leave their suburban Santa Monica home to build a new life on a farm, they traveled to Belgium and France for design inspiration. In Patina Farm they share their collaborative process, as well as the enviable result of their team effort and creativity: an idyllic farm in California’s Ojai Valley. With two hundred gorgeous photographs and Steve’s architectural drawings, Brooke takes readers through their inspirations, thought process, and materials selections. Readers are given a full tour of the family home, guesthouse, lush gardens, and delightful animal quarters. |
| wonky donkey doors: A Night in a Pub Marbs, 2017-01-20 From Carrickmacross to Crossmaglen, there are more Rogues than honest men. As time moves on, so does the stories and jokes told by those dead and gone. This book contains all of the old yarns, jokes, and cracks from around the area of South Armagh and beyond. It is set in a pub, and as a group of men sit around the bar one night, they begin to tell stories and jokes they have heard and or experienced. Although the book is based on real people and events, details have been changed as to not offend anyone. This book intends to bring laughter and smile to all those who read it. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Pirates Next Door Jonny Duddle, 2012-02-28 When a pirate family moves into her quiet seaside town during ship repairs, young Matilda defies the edicts of the gossiping adults in the community to befriend young pirate Jim Lad, in a story that features themes about acceptance and first impressions. |
| wonky donkey doors: Is There a Monster in My Closet? Johannah Gilman Paiva, 2014-04 Benjamin is NOT afraid of the darkor of monsters. That is, until one night when the bumps in his closet become too noisy to ignore. He bravely explores his room, finding fuzzy monster friends who are just as afraid of him and his little dog, Rex, as he is of them! Enjoy this story of bravery and friendship even in unlikely places! |
| wonky donkey doors: Hank and Fergus Susin Nielsen-Fernlund, 2003 Fergus is Hank's invisible dog, his best friend, and all he needs in the world, isn't he? |
| wonky donkey doors: Writers' & Artists' Yearbook 2020 Bloomsbury Publishing, 2019-07-25 Packed with practical advice, guidance and inspiration about all aspects of the writing process, this Yearbook is the essential resource on how to get published. It will guide authors and illustrators across all genres and markets: those looking for a traditional, hybrid or self-publishing route to publication; writers of fiction and non-fiction, poets and playwrights, writers for TV and radio, newspapers and magazines. New articles for the 2020 edition include: - Raffaella Barker Writing romantic fiction - Chris Bateman Writing for video games: a guide for the curious - Dean Crawford Going solo: self-publishing in the digital age - Jill Dawson On mentoring - Melissa Harrison So you want to write about nature ... - Kerry Hudson Writing character-led novels - Mark Illis Changing lanes: writing across genres and forms - Maxim Jakubowski Defining genre fiction - Antony Johnston Breaking into comics - Suzanne O'Sullivan Writing about science for the general reader - Tim Pears Writing historical fiction: lessons learned - Di Redmond Ever wanted to write a saga? - Anna Symon Successful screenwriting - Nell Stevens Blurring facts with fiction: memoir and biography - Ed Wilson Are you ready to submit? |
| wonky donkey doors: Love Becomes a Funeral Pyre Mick Wall, 2015-09-01 From one of rock's greatest writers, Love Becomes a Funeral Pyre is the definitive biography of the Doors Spanning the entire history of the band, from the birth of its members to the deaths of those who have departed, this book will long remain the definitive history of a band that changed the history of popular music. The band that started out as the American Rolling Stones, noted for their wildly unpredictable performances, their jazzy vibe, and the crazed monologues of their front man, ended as badly as did the '60s: abruptly, bloodily, cripplingly. Along with evoking the cultural milieu of Los Angeles in the era, bestselling writer Mick Wall captures the true spirit of that tarnished age. From the release of their classic first album, The Doors, to their last with Jim Morrison, L.A. Woman, this band biography is a brilliantly penetrating and contemporary investigation into the real story of the Doors. |
| wonky donkey doors: The Scariest Thing in the Garden Craig Smith, 2017-01-10 Whose eyes are those in the garden? Look, it's a scaredy-sprout! What do you think scared that sprout so much? A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R! Laugh out loud to this super-silly song and discover what truly IS the SCARIEST thing in the garden! From the author of the NUMBER ONE bestseller The Wonky Donkey. |
| wonky donkey doors: Memoirs of a Wonky-Eyed Man Jason Byrne, 2023-09-28 Jason Byrne is 17. He has his Leaving Cert under his belt but no idea what to do next. Who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy Byrne? There's a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked to leave); a FÁS course with juvenile prisoners to become a waiter (his wonky eye was not an advantage); and a job in a lighting warehouse (it ended with a collapsed lung). But no matter the problem, Paddy is always there with a whiskey, a smoke and a wise word: 'Sure, that's life, son. Just don't tell your mother.' Follow Jason's hilarious journey to becoming one of Ireland's best-loved comedians in a laugh-out loud book that is a celebration of a generation, of life and of Jason's wonderful relationship with his dad, Paddy Byrne – the man who never gave a b*llix. |
| wonky donkey doors: Jack Gets Zapped! Mac Barnett, 2021-02-02 From New York Times bestselling author Mac Barnett and Geisel Award-winning illustrator Greg Pizzoli, an uproarious early reader series about a mischievous rabbit, a cranky old lady, and a lovable dog. On rainy days, Jack loves nothing more than playing video games. But when lightning strikes and Jack finds himself trapped inside his favorite game, will he find a way out before it's game over? Welcome to the laugh-out-loud and irreverent world of Jack, a new early reader series by the New York Times bestselling and award-winning team of Mac Barnett and Greg Pizzoli. |
| wonky donkey doors: Kaha the Kea Craig Smith, 2012-09 Kaha the Kea is possibly the cheekiest kea in New Zeland, who gets away with everything...or does he? |
WONKY Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of WONKY is characteristic of, relating to, or suggestive of a wonk. How to use wonky in a sentence.
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Wonky definition: (of a person) shaky, groggy, or unsteady.. See examples of WONKY used in a sentence.
WONKY | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
WONKY definition: 1. weak, unsatisfactory, or not firm: 2. not straight or level: 3. (of fruit or vegetables) not…. Learn more.
Wonky - definition of wonky by The Free Dictionary
Shaky or unsteady: a wonky table. 2. Out of alignment; crooked: "The door itself looked wonky somehow, not quite square with the building" (Steve Augarde). 3. Not functioning properly or …
WONKY definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
3 meanings: British informal 1. shaky or unsteady 2. not in correct alignment; askew 3. liable to break down or develop a fault.... Click for more definitions.
wonky adjective - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage …
not steady; not straight. Definition of wonky adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and …
What does wonky mean? - Definitions.net
Wonky is an informal term primarily used in British English to describe something that is not stable, aligned or functioning correctly. It can refer to something that is shaky, unsteady, …
wonky - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
Apr 12, 2025 · wonky (comparative wonkier, superlative wonkiest) Lopsided, misaligned or off-centre. Synonyms: awry, misaligned, skew-whiff
Wonky - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.com
Something that’s wonky isn’t necessarily broken; it’s just slightly “off.” Wonky can also describe something that isn't working correctly, such as an old TV set that shows only one channel, or …
Wonky Definition & Meaning | Britannica Dictionary
WONKY meaning: 1 : having or showing a lot of interest in and knowledge about the details of a particular subject having the qualities of a wonk; 2 : very boring or complicated
WONKY Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
The meaning of WONKY is characteristic of, relating to, or suggestive of a wonk. How to use wonky in a sentence.
WONKY Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com
Wonky definition: (of a person) shaky, groggy, or unsteady.. See examples of WONKY used in a sentence.
WONKY | English meaning - Cambridge Dictionary
WONKY definition: 1. weak, unsatisfactory, or not firm: 2. not straight or level: 3. (of fruit or vegetables) not…. Learn more.
Wonky - definition of wonky by The Free Dictionary
Shaky or unsteady: a wonky table. 2. Out of alignment; crooked: "The door itself looked wonky somehow, not quite square with the building" (Steve Augarde). 3. Not functioning properly or …
WONKY definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
3 meanings: British informal 1. shaky or unsteady 2. not in correct alignment; askew 3. liable to break down or develop a fault.... Click for more definitions.
wonky adjective - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage …
not steady; not straight. Definition of wonky adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and more.
What does wonky mean? - Definitions.net
Wonky is an informal term primarily used in British English to describe something that is not stable, aligned or functioning correctly. It can refer to something that is shaky, unsteady, unreliable, or …
wonky - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
Apr 12, 2025 · wonky (comparative wonkier, superlative wonkiest) Lopsided, misaligned or off-centre. Synonyms: awry, misaligned, skew-whiff
Wonky - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms - Vocabulary.com
Something that’s wonky isn’t necessarily broken; it’s just slightly “off.” Wonky can also describe something that isn't working correctly, such as an old TV set that shows only one channel, or …
Wonky Definition & Meaning | Britannica Dictionary
WONKY meaning: 1 : having or showing a lot of interest in and knowledge about the details of a particular subject having the qualities of a wonk; 2 : very boring or complicated
