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| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2010 While walking down the road, the narrator sees a donkey that he shares more about as the story progresses. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2009-10 The book behind the YouTube sensation of a granny reading this story to her grandchild, viewed over 3 million times. THE WONKY DONKEY has sold over one million copies worldwide, and is now available as an e-book! Who ever heard of a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey? This hilarious picture book will have children - and adults - in fits of laughter! |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Scariest Thing in the Garden Craig Smith, 2017-01-10 Whose eyes are those in the garden? Look, it's a scaredy-sprout! What do you think scared that sprout so much? A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R! Laugh out loud to this super-silly song and discover what truly IS the SCARIEST thing in the garden! From the author of the NUMBER ONE bestseller The Wonky Donkey. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
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| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Dogs and Dads Brian Balogh, Jackie Lindsay, 2005 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The False Prince (The Ascendance Series, Book 1) Jennifer A. Nielsen, 2012-04-01 New York Times bestseller The False Prince thrills with wild twists and turns, danger and deceit, and the revelation of hidden identities that will have readers rushing breathlessly to the end. In a discontented kingdom, civil war is brewing. To unify the divided people, Conner, a nobleman of the court, devises a cunning plan to find an impersonator of the king's long-lost son and install him as a puppet prince. Four orphans are recruited to compete for the role, including a defiant boy named Sage. Sage knows that Conner's motives are more than questionable, yet his life balances on a sword's point -- he must be chosen to play the prince or he will certainly be killed. But Sage's rivals have their own agendas as well.As Sage moves from a rundown orphanage to Conner's sumptuous palace, layer upon layer of treachery and deceit unfold, until finally, a truth is revealed that, in the end, may very well prove more dangerous than all of the lies taken together. An extraordinary adventure filled with danger and action, lies and deadly truths that will have readers clinging to the edge of their seats.And don't miss the highly anticipated fourth book in the series, The Captive Kingdom, coming October 2020! |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Badjelly the Witch Alannah O'Sullivan, Spike Milligan, 2018-11 Badjelly is the baddest witch there is. Tim and Rose have lost their cow Lucy and are going on a trek to find her. They are captured in an enchanted forest by Badjelly. Will Badjelly make them into boy girl soup?--Back cover. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Hollywood Highbrow Shyon Baumann, 2018-06-05 Today's moviegoers and critics generally consider some Hollywood products--even some blockbusters--to be legitimate works of art. But during the first half century of motion pictures very few Americans would have thought to call an American movie art. Up through the 1950s, American movies were regarded as a form of popular, even lower-class, entertainment. By the 1960s and 1970s, however, viewers were regularly judging Hollywood films by artistic criteria previously applied only to high art forms. In Hollywood Highbrow, Shyon Baumann for the first time tells how social and cultural forces radically changed the public's perceptions of American movies just as those forces were radically changing the movies themselves. The development in the United States of an appreciation of film as an art was, Baumann shows, the product of large changes in Hollywood and American society as a whole. With the postwar rise of television, American movie audiences shrank dramatically and Hollywood responded by appealing to richer and more educated viewers. Around the same time, European ideas about the director as artist, an easing of censorship, and the development of art-house cinemas, film festivals, and the academic field of film studies encouraged the idea that some American movies--and not just European ones--deserved to be considered art. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Dressing Up for the Carnival Carol Shields, 2001-05-01 A story collection from the Pulitzer Prize winning author of Stone Diaries In Dressing Up for the Carnival, Carol Shields distills her characteristic wisdom, elegance, and insouciant humor in twenty-two luminous stories. A wealth of surprises and contrasts, this collection ranges from the lyricism of Weather, in which a couple's life is thrown into chaos when the National Association of Meteorologists goes on strike, to the swampy sexuality of Eros, in which a room in a Parisian hotel on the verge of ruin is the catalyst for passion, to the brave confidence of A Scarf-new for this collection-which chronicles the realities of a fledging author's book tour. Playful, graceful, acutely observed, and generous of spirit, these stories will delight her devoted fans and win her new converts as well. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Dentists Mary Meinking, 2020-08 Open wide! Dentists care for people's teeth. Give readers the inside scoop on what it's like to be a dentist. Readers will learn what dentists do, the tools they use, and how people get this exciting job. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Perspectives on Discourse Analysis Laura Alba Juez, 2009-05-27 Perspectives on Discourse Analysis: Theory and Practice provides the student/reader with the basic theoretical knowledge and the empirical tools of some of the most relevant approaches to the analysis of discourse. It has been mainly conceived of as a general (university) course on Discourse Analysis, but it can also be useful for any person or group whose main concern is to acquire the basic necessary knowledge and skills for analyzing any type of discourse. The subject matter of the book could not only be of use for linguists or prospective linguists: given its interdisciplinary character, its findings can be (and in fact are) used and applied by practitioners and scholars from different fields, such as sociology, psychology, medical science, computer science, and so on. Thus the book can be used by any person who, having certain linguistic knowledge, is interested in exploring the fascinating world of discourse. All the chapters contain both a theoretical and an empirical section, the latter containing examples of analysis, as well as exercises (Practice) and self-evaluation questions, whose answers can be found at the end of the book (in the Practice key and Key to self-evaluation questions sections). The book is divided into 12 chapters. The first two introduce basic information about discourse analysis and text linguistics, as well as the necessary techniques for gathering data, including a very brief introduction to corpus linguistics. Chapters 3-11 present and discuss some of the most prominent and well-known approaches to discourse analysis, namely Pragmatics, Interactional Sociolinguistics, Conversation Analysis, The Ethnography of Communication, Variation Analysis and Narrative Analysis, Functional Sentence Perspective, Post-Structuralist Theory and Social Theory, Critical Discourse Analysis and Positive Discourse Analysis, and Mediated Discourse Analysis. Finally, Chapter 12 deals with crucial and further issues, such as the type of discourse chosen for the analysis, the strategies and functions of discourse, or the problem of choosing an appropriate unit of analysis which will suit the aims of research. Perspectives on Discourse Analysis: Theory and Practice may prove of value to all those who are professionally involved in the area of discourse and pragmatic studies, or simply to those who wish to acquire the necessary basic knowledge and techniques for analyzing any type of discourse, from medical, journalistic or political discourse to computer-mediated, humoristic, or hegemonic discourse (where the use and abuse of power is an important issue), just to name a few of the innumerable possibilities. A desirable and intended effect of this book is also the development of an open and tolerant mind, which will eventually lead to a better understanding of the different and varied manifestations of language, culture and communication in human society. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Dear Black Girls Shanice Nicole, 2021-02-08 Dear Black Girls is a letter to all Black girls. Every day poet and educator Shanice Nicole is reminded of how special Black girls are and of how lucky she is to be one. Illustrations by Kezna Dalz support the book's message that no two Black girls are the same but they are all special--that to be a Black girl is a true gift. In this celebratory poem, Kezna and Shanice remind young readers that despite differences, they all deserve to be loved just the way they are. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: When the Frost is on the Punkin James Whitcomb Riley, 1911 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Wolf Christmas Daniel Manus Pinkwater, 2002 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Moon-Face and Other Stories Jack London, 2018-11-14 The story follows the unnamed protagonist and his irrational hatred of John Claverhouse, a man with a moon-face. The protagonist clearly states that his hatred of him is irrational, saying: Why do we not like him? Ah, we do not know why; we know only that we do not. We have taken a dislike, that is all. And so I with John Claverhouse. The protagonist becomes obsessed with Claverhouse, hating his face, his laugh, his entire life. The protagonist observes that Claverhouse engages in illegal fishing with dynamite and hatches a scheme to kill Claverhouse. (Wikipedia) |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: There He Goes Again Mark J. Green, Gail MacColl, 1983 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Yvain Chretien de Troyes, Chrétien (de Troyes), 1987-09-10 A twelfth-century poem by the creator of the Arthurian romance describes the courageous exploits and triumphs of a brave lord who tries to win back his deserted wife's love |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: A Series of Plays Joanna Baillie, 1798 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The House by the Side of the Road Sam Walter Foss, 1921 |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Stink-o-saurus Deano Yipadee, 2019-06-06 Hilariously read by the internet sensation 'The Scottish Granny'! Stan was a rare dinosaur, a one of a kind. Most ROARED from their front, HIS roar came from his BEHIND! You'll split your pants laughing at Stan, the world's only STINK-O-SAURUS. But can his stinky antics save the day and keep Tommy T-Rex far away? |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Gomer the Gassy Goat Hayley Rose, 2022-07-31 Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!Fun goat facts included. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Giraffes Can't Dance Giles Andreae, 2015-12-17 Number One bestseller Giraffes Can't Dance from author Giles Andreae has been delighting children for over 20 years. Gerald the tall giraffe would love to join in with the other animals at the Jungle Dance, but everyone knows that giraffes can't dance . . . or can they? A funny, touching and triumphant picture book story about a giraffe who finds his own tune and confidence too, with joyful illustrations from Guy Parker Rees and a foiled cover. ... wonderfully funny. - Independent A fantastically funny and wonderfully colourful romp of a picture book. All toddlers should grow up reading this or hearing their parents read it aloud to them. - Daily Telegraph A joyful read about an outsider who finds acceptance on his own terms.... there's also a simple moral about tolerance and daring to be different. - Junior |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: I need a new bum Dawn McMillan, 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Stepbrother Broken Colleen Masters, 2015-08-29 Only Lukas Hawthorne could simultaneously break my spirit, crush my dreams...and make me dripping wet.He's a legend on campus-a star athlete with records that'll never be broken. I always see him on campus walking around with some new hot piece of ass, and I dream about what it would be like to be the one on his arm...It's totally unfair to have such an effortlessly handsome grad student as my TA. Who knew economic theory could be so sexy? Problem is, I've been so distracted by him all semester that now I'm failing his course, and I need pass if I hope to graduate on time. He wants to meet with me after class, to discuss how I can make up my grade this summer...extra assignments, private lessons...whatever it takes. But when a disgusting realization is made-our student-teacher sex sessions are permanently interrupted.Our parents are engaged. They're madly in love and can't wait to make me, Lukas, and all of our siblings one big happy family. To make matters worse, we have to endure a family vacation at his father's lake house. Together. A million miles away from everything.Thing is, the more inappropriate my desire is for him, the more intensely it burns...and he isn't shy about meeting me halfway.According to him, we're going to defile every room and every surface of his father's house before we go back to school.Challenge accepted. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Pout-Pout Fish Deborah Diesen, 2008-03-18 The first book in the New York Times bestselling Pout-Pout Fish series from Deborah Diesen and illustrator Dan Hanna! Deep in the water, Mr. Fish swims about With his fish face stuck In a permanent pout. Can his pals cheer him up? Will his pout ever end? Is there something he can learn From an unexpected friend? Swim along with the pout-pout fish as he discovers that being glum and spreading dreary wearies isn't really his destiny. Bright ocean colors and playful rhyme come together in this fun fish story that's sure to turn even the poutiest of frowns upside down. The Pout-Pout Fish is a 2009 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Bee's Sneeze Lucy Davey, 2021-02-04 When a new flower appears in Willowomp Wood, Buzzy McBee decides to check it out ... but it makes her sneeze! The force of the sneeze shoots her into the arms of Monkey Minx, who tries to help but also succombs to the sneezes ... and then they both find themselves bumped into Barefoot Bear. But what does crafty Crocodile have in mind? |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Grumpy Trumpy Stacey Russo, 2019-12-27 If you were walking down the road and saw Donald Trump, what would you notice? Follow the missteps of our phony baloney, wishy-washy, frumpy dumpy president with a cleverly illustrated and worded picture book. Inspired by the beloved Wonky Donkey, but not written by or endorsed by its author, this parody is aimed at an adult audience (though parents who have chosen to read these books to their children have enjoyed them as well). A portion of the proceeds is being donated to the International Rescue Committee, to help refugees get supplies, girls attend school, etc. This author is exercising her first amendment right to criticize the current administration and using her voice to do something and help others. This book is not an attempt to 'brainwash' or teach hatred and the author has been sure to avoid some of 45's more offensive terminology. Trump fans will not find this amusing at all; mostly everyone else will. Sometimes the truth hurts. Life's too short and the political climate has been too tense. Laughter is the best medicine. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: This Little Piggy , 1997-06-30 Nursery rhymes are as old as time. Passed from one generation to another, these verses are still the best and the most entertaining way for young children to learn language. Heather Collins's cheerful, animated illustrations tell the story in this favorite nursery rhyme. Just the right size for infants and toddlers, this sturdy board book with rounded corners is built to withstand a baby's curiosity. It is sure to last --- and be loved --- well beyond the toddler years. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine W. Awdry, 2004 A collection of four stories chronicling the adventures of several railway engines. |
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| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Dinky Donkey (A Wonky Donkey Book) Craig Smith, 2020-06-02 The Wonky Donkey has a daughter in this hilarious sequel to the runaway hit! Wonky Donkey had a child,it was a little girl.Hee Haw! The laugh-out-loud follow-up to the viral sensation The Wonky Donkey is finally here! Featuring playful verses by Craig Smith and charming illustrations by Katz Cowley, The Dinky Donkey follows the same formula that made its predecessor a worldwide hit. Readers will love the antics of this stinky punky plinky-plonky winky-tinky pinky funky blinky dinky donkey! |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Dinky Donkey Craig Smith, 2020 The Wonky Donkey has a daughter in this hilarious picture book sequel to the runaway hit. Wonky Donkey had a child, it was a little girl. Hee Haw! Readers will love the antics of this stinky punky plinky-plonky winky-tinky pinky funky blinky dinky donkey! The viral internet sensation of The Scottish Granny reading The Wonky Donkey story to her grandchild has been viewed over 3 million times, and the picture book, based on the popular song, has sold over 2 million copies worldwide. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Grinny Granny Donkey Craig Smith, 2020-11-05 THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY is the third book from Craig Smith and Katz Cowley, the creative team behind the Scottish Granny internet sensation, THE WONKY DONKEY! Meet the latest addition to the phenomenal donkey family and get ready to hee haw with laughter! A brilliantly funny story by Craig Smith and beautiful illustrations by Katz Cowley guarantee that THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY will become your new favourite picture book. |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Wonky Donkey Sound Book Craig Smith, 2021-10-05 This sound book based on the bestselling picture book will have you laughing - and braying - out loud Hee-haw The bestselling picture book is now a sound book Children can press the button to hear a hee-haw on every page. Get ready to laugh out loud as you read along with a spunky, hanky-panky, cranky, stinky, dinky, lanky, honky-tonky, winky wonky donkey |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: Wonky Donkey Stories Craig Smith, 2025-11 Join the world's #1 bestselling family of donkeys in five laugh-out-loud picture books. This hilarious collection includes FIVE stories: The Wonky Donkey The Dinky Donkey The Grinny Granny Donkey Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise The Stinky Wonky Donkey |
| winky wonky donkey scottish grandma: The Stinky Wonky Donkey (A Wonky Donkey Book) Craig Smith, 2023-10-03 From the internationally bestselling creators of The Wonky Donkey comes a brand-new hysterical rhyming tale about finding your best friends, with an explosive twist. Get ready to hee and haw as Wonky Donkey asks his daughter Dinky: Which animal do you like best? The hilarity is nonstop in this rhyming romp. Dinky's friends list includes reindeer, horses, camels, antelopes, and zebras. Wonky grins and tells her: They all have hooves! You're hoof-hearted. Dinky discovers that Granny and Mommy are hoof-hearted, too. Then Wonky tells her to pull his hoof. And... POOF! Kids young and old will laugh out loud at Wonky's who farted joke. With tons of hees and haws, Craig Smith and Katz Cowley have created yet another sweet and laugh-out-loud story that is destined to be the next Wonky Donkey bestseller. |
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