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Texas (/ ˈ t ɛ k s ə s /, also locally / ˈ t ɛ k s ɪ z / American Spanish: [8]), officially the State of Texas, is a state in the South Central Region of the United States. It is the second largest US …
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Texas (/ ˈ t ɛ k s ə s / ⓘ TEK-səss, locally also / ˈ t ɛ k s ɪ z / TEK-siz; [8] Spanish: Texas or Tejas [b]) is the most populous state in the South Central region of the United States.
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Texas (/ ˈ t ɛ k s ə s /, also locally / ˈ t ɛ k s ɪ z / American Spanish: [8]), officially the State of Texas, is a state in the South Central Region of the United States. It is the second largest US …
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