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stinky cheese man book: Squids Will Be Squids Jon Scieszka, 2003-05-26 Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem-they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables! With tales like Little Walrus, in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary Slug's Big Moment, wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and Straw and Matches, which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the eighteen fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight readers both young and old. |
stinky cheese man book: The Stinky Cheese Man Jon Scieszka, 1992-10-01 A Caledecott Honor Book A New York Times Best Illustrated Book This award-winning picture book is a wild, irreverent collection of reimagined fairy tales from the author and illustrator of The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!. Makes for an extremely fun and funny read-aloud for the whole family. A long time ago, people used to tell magical stories of wonder and enchantment. Those stories were called Fairy Tales. Those stories are not in this book. The stories in this book are Fairly Stupid Tales. In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, hilarious retellings poke fun at classic stories and characters. The wonderfully offbeat and bizarre illustrations, as well as innovative play with typography and book design, make for a one-of-kind masterpiece from two powerhouse children’s book creators. Story List: · Chicken Licken · The Princess and the Bowling Ball · The Really Ugly Duckling · The Other Frog Prince · Little Red Running Shorts · Jack's Bean Problem (including Giant Story / Jack's Story) · Cinderummpelstiltskin (Or The Girl Who Really Blew It) · The Tortoise and the Hair · The Stinky Cheese Man |
stinky cheese man book: Science Verse Jon Scieszka, 2004-09-23 Amoeba Don't ever tease a wee amoeba By calling him a her amoeba. And don't call her a him amoeba. Or never he a she amoeba. 'Cause whether his or hers amoeba, They too feel like you and meba. What if a boring lesson about the food chain becomes a sing-aloud celebration about predators and prey? A twinkle-twinkle little star transforms into a twinkle-less, sunshine-eating-and rhyming Black Hole? What if amoebas, combustion, metamorphosis, viruses, the creation of the universe are all irresistible, laugh-out-loud poetry? Well, you're thinking in science verse, that's what. And if you can't stop the rhymes . . . the atomic joke is on you. Only the amazing talents of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith, the team who created Math Curse, could make science so much fun. |
stinky cheese man book: Battle Bunny Jon Scieszka, Mac Barnett, 2013-10-22 Encourage creativity with this wildly entertaining picture book mash-up from the minds of Jon Scieszka and Mac Barnett. Alex has been given a saccharine, sappy, silly-sweet picture book about Birthday Bunny that his grandma found at a garage sale. Alex isn’t interested—until he decides to make the book something he’d actually like to read. So he takes out his pencil, sharpens his creativity, and totally transforms the story! Birthday Bunny becomes Battle Bunny, and the rabbit’s innocent journey through the forest morphs into a supersecret mission to unleash an evil plan—a plan that only Alex can stop. Featuring layered, original artwork that emphasizes Alex’s additions, this dynamic exploration of creative storytelling is sure to engage and inspire. |
stinky cheese man book: The Gardener Sarah Stewart, 2007-05 For use in schools and libraries only. In a series of letters relating what happens when, after her father loses his job, Lydia Grace goes to live with her Uncle Jim in the city but takes her love for gardening with her. |
stinky cheese man book: 2095 #5 Jon Scieszka, 2004-04-26 Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor. |
stinky cheese man book: Blackflies Robert Munsch, 2021-03-02 Springtime is wonderful -- except for the gazillion blackflies and mosquitoes. But Helen has a plan . . . |
stinky cheese man book: The Frog Prince, Continued Jon Scieszka, 1994-09 For use in schools and libraries only. After the frog turns into a prince, he and the Princess do not live happily ever after and the Prince decides to look for a witch to help him remedy the situation. |
stinky cheese man book: Little Critter Phonics Fun Mercer Mayer, 2012-09-11 Learn to read with Little Critter! This 12-book program helps build a foundation for a lifetime of reading fun. The simple stories are full of silly Little Critter antics and feature short and long vowel sounds. |
stinky cheese man book: THE MAGIC PUDDING NORMAN LINDSAY, GRANDMA'S TREASURES, 2015-11-11 A magic pudding who changes from steak and kidney to jam roll and apple dumpling in seconds. A walking, talking dessert that never runs out of pleasing things to eat. A koala bear, named Bunyip Bluegum, A sailor named Bill Barnacle, and Sam Sawnoff the penguin have a wonderful hilarious magical adventure defending the Pudding against thieves who want it for themselves. |
stinky cheese man book: Knucklehead Jon Scieszka, 2008 How did Jon Scieszka get so funny? He grew up as one of six brothers with Catholic school, lots of comic books, lazy summers at the lake with time to kill, babysitting misadventures, TV shows, and jokes told at family dinner. |
stinky cheese man book: I'm Just No Good at Rhyming Chris Harris, 2017-09-26 The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be. Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately! --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day |
stinky cheese man book: The Island at the End of Everything Kiran Millwood Hargrave, 2017-05-04 Ami lives on Culion, an island for people who have leprosy. Her mother is infected. She loves her home - but then islanders untouched by sickness are forced to leave. Ami's desperate to return before her mother's death. She finds a strange and fragile hope in a colony of butterflies. Can they lead her home before it's too late? |
stinky cheese man book: It's All Greek to Me #8 Jon Scieszka, 2004-04-26 Everyone’s favorite time-travelers are changing their styles! The Time Warp Trio series now features a brand-new, eye-catching design, sure to appeal to longtime fans, and those new to Jon Scieszka’s wacky brand of humor. |
stinky cheese man book: The Old Man Who Loved Cheese Garrison Keillor, 1998-09-01 Wallace P. Flynn loves smelly cheeses so much that his family leaves him, his dog and cats can't stand to be around him, and even the skunks have to move. |
stinky cheese man book: Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith Penguin Young Readers Group, 2010-06 |
stinky cheese man book: It's a Little Book Lane Smith, 2013 The companion title to It's a Book, now in nappies! A playful exchange between an uninformed young donkey and a book-loving young ape brings Lane Smith's bestselling It's a Book to an even younger audience. This fun and satisfying board book is perfect for small hands, so now the message about the joy of reading can be shared with toddlers too. |
stinky cheese man book: The One and Only Marigold Florence Parry Heide, 2009 Relates the misadventures of Marigold, a monkey, as she shops with her mother for a coat, makes a hobby of bugging her best friend, Maxine the hippo, and imaginatively copes with finding the right outfit for the first day of school. |
stinky cheese man book: The Book That Jack Wrote Jon Scieszka, 1997-09 A madcap variation of the cumulative nursery rhyme, this time beginning when Jack writes a book |
stinky cheese man book: Oh Say, I Can't See Jon Scieszka, 2007-06-01 Arriving in Pennsylvania during the winter of 1776, time travelers Joe, Fred, and Samantha inspire General George Washington to carry out a surprise attack in Trenton, New Jersey, that will change the course of the Revolutionary War. |
stinky cheese man book: Betty Bunny Loves Chocolate Cake Michael Kaplan, 2011-05-05 Meet Betty Bunny, a loveable handful nobunny can resist. From author Michael B. Kaplan, creator of Disney’s T.V. show Dog with a Blog, comes the debut picture book of the Betty Bunny series. It's a story about patience—seen through the eyes of a precocious preschooler. Betty Bunny is the youngest in her family of rabbits and she’s just discovering the important things in life, like chocolate cake. She declares, “I am going to marry chocolate cake” and takes a piece to school with her in her pocket. Mom values healthy eating and tells Betty Bunny she needs patience when it comes to dessert. But Betty Bunny doesn’t want patience, she wants chocolate cake! In this funny tribute to chocolate lovers (and picky eaters), Betty Bunny’s charming perspective on patience will be recognizable to anyone with a preschooler in their life. |
stinky cheese man book: Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel Virginia Lee Burton, 1977-10-12 Since its publication in 1939, Virginia Lee Burton’s Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel has delighted generations of children. Together, Mike and his red steam shovel named Mary Anne dig the great canals, cut through high mountains, lower the hills, and even make deep holes for skyscrapers. With the advent of more modernized shovels, however, Mary Anne is going to be sold for junk! Thanks to Mike’s fierce loyalty to his friend, she is spared—and guaranteed a long-term job—when the intrepid duo digs a new town hall for the people of Popperville. Burton’s winsome crayon drawings are unforgettable. A classic! |
stinky cheese man book: Kat's Mystery Gift Jon Scieszka, David Shannon, 2009-10-06 A new Trucktown Ready to Roll just in time for the holidays! Will Kat ever find out what is inside her mystery gift? |
stinky cheese man book: Penguin Problems Jory John, 2016-09-27 Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and will elicit appreciative sighs from the adults reading it aloud. We are all Mortimer [the main character in Penguin Problems]. —The New York Times “Bursting with humor.” —Kirkus Reviews “The snark level is cranked up high.” —The Horn Book, Starred “Will be right at home with fans of Jon Klassen’s This Is Not My Hat.” —Booklist “Classic comedy.” —Publishers Weekly “Rib-tickling.” —School Library Journal |
stinky cheese man book: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling J. K. Rowling, Linda Ward Beech, 2000 Young wizard Harry Potter finds himself back at the miserable Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He doesn't realize the difficulty of the task that awaits him. Harry must pull out all the stops in order to find his missing friend. No Canadian Rights for the Harry Potter Series HARRY POTTER and all related characters and elements are trademarks of and (c) Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Harry Potter publishing rights (c) J. K. Rowling. (s05) |
stinky cheese man book: It's a Book! Lane Smith, 2018-02 A wry exchange between an IT-savvy donkey, a book-loving ape and a mouse forms this very funny picture book that's perfect for both digital natives and book lovers. With a subversive and signature Lane Smith twist, this satisfying and perfectly executed picture book has something to say to children and adults alike about the importance and joy of reading.It's a Book is another bold and funny story from the creator of the CILIP Kate Greenaway Medal-winning There Is a Tribe of Kids, Lane Smith. |
stinky cheese man book: 2095 Jon Scieszka, 1997 Zapped into the 21st century by The Book, the Time Warp Trio find that their future is definitely worth waiting for. Actually, waiting forever would be okay: 3-D ads attack them on the street, ray-gun toting robots demand their ID numbers--or else. And a meeting with their great-grandkids could knock out the old family tree at the roots. Will the trio's future mix-up wipe out their past? |
stinky cheese man book: The Big Pets Lane Smith, 1993 A little girl explores the mysterious dreamworld where small children play with their big pets, which range from cats and dogs to snakes and crickets. |
stinky cheese man book: I Love You Liza Baker, Eve Bunting, Bernadette Rossetti-Shustak, Lisa McCourt, Caroline Stutson, 2006 A collection of 5 stories illustrating the love between mothers and their children. |
stinky cheese man book: Spaceheadz Jon Scieszka, Francesco Sedita, 2011 On his first day at Brooklyn's P.S. 839, fifth-grader Michael K. is teamed with two very strange students, and while he gradually comes to believe they are aliens who need his help, he has trouble convincing anyone else of the truth. |
stinky cheese man book: He Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales John Glore, Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith, 2015-08-30 Though the characters may be familiar, each of your favorite storybook fables is uproariously derailed in this adaptation of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith's quintessential children's book of fractured fairy tales. Everything from Chicken Little to The Gingerbread Man gets a complete makeover. Fun music and witty narration accompany the likes of ineloquent giants, sassy barnyard animals, colossal cow pies, and enough stinky cheese to go around. |
stinky cheese man book: Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor Jon Scieszka, 2017-04-11 Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. After an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm and flash of electricity bri |
stinky cheese man book: The REALLY Ugly Duckling: an Illustrated Childs Tale Dennis Lively, 2013-03-04 A baby was born...REALLY ugly.Everybody laughed at him.He ran away.He had some tough times.But then...#2 in the Childs Tales series. |
stinky cheese man book: Grandpa Green Lane Smith, 2011 A child explores the ordinary life of his extraordinary great-grandfather, as expressed in his topiary garden. |
stinky cheese man book: The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, by Jon Scieszka & Lane Smith Scholastic Inc, 1993 |
stinky cheese man book: Title Page (for The Stinky Cheese Man & Other Fairly Stupid Tales). Jon Scieszka, 199? Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales. |
stinky cheese man book: The Stinky Cheese Man Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith, 1992 |
stinky cheese man book: The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Stupid Fairy Tales Jon Scieszka, 1993 |
stinky cheese man book: How Picturebooks Work Maria Nikolajeva, Carole Scott, 2013-02-01 How Picturebooks Work is an innovative and engaging look at the interplay between text and image in picturebooks. The authors explore picturebooks as a specific medium or genre in literature and culture, one that prepares children for other media of communication, and they argue that picturebooks may be the most influential media of all in the socialization and representation of children. Spanning an international range of children's books, this book examine such favorites as Curious George and Frogand Toad Are Friends, along with the works of authors and illustrators including Maurice Sendak and Tove Jansson, among others. With 116 illustrations, How PicturebooksWork offers the student of children's literature a new methodology, new theories, and a new set of critical tools for examining the picturebook form. |
stinky cheese man book: Folktales Retold Amie A. Doughty, 2015-03-14 Folktales and fairy tales are living stories; as part of the oral tradition, they change and evolve as they are retold from generation to generation. In the last thirty years, however, revision has become an art form of its own, with tales intentionally revised to achieve humorous effect, send political messages, add different cultural or regional elements, try out new narrative voices, and more. These revisions take all forms, from short stories to novel-length narratives to poems, plays, musicals, films and advertisements. The resulting tales paint the tales from myriad perspectives, using the broad palette of human creativity. This study examines folktale revisions from many angles, drawing on examples primarily from revisions of Western European traditional tales, such as those of the Grimm Brothers and Charles Perrault. Also discussed are new folktales that combine traditional storylines with commentary on modern life. The conclusion considers how revisionists poke fun at and struggle to understand stories that sometimes made little sense to start with. |
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales is a postmodern children's book written by Jon Scieszka and illustrated by Lane Smith. [1] Published in 1992 by Viking, it is a collection of …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Oct 1, 1992 · In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales | Book Review
Are you looking for a hilarious and irreverent spin on your favorite childhood fairy tales? Look no further than Jon Scieszka’s acclaimed book, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid …
The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka: 9780670844876 ...
In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, hilarious …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales - Goodreads
Oct 1, 1992 · The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales retells--and wreaks havoc on--the allegories we all thought we knew by heart. In these irreverent variations on well-known …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Sep 9, 2023 · In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Sep 6, 2007 · Little Red Running Shorts; Jack's Bean Problem, Cinderumpelstiltskin; the Tortoise and the Hair; and the absolute all time classic The Stinky Cheese Man, a superb satire of the …
After 30+ years, 'The Stinky Cheese Man' is aging well
Jan 22, 2023 · Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith created The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales in 1992. They remember their work on the classic children's book and how their …
Summary of 'The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid …
What is The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales about? This book brings a wacky twist to classic fairy tales. Jon Scieszka revises beloved tales, offering a hilarious alternative. …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. Illustrated by Lane Smith, 1992. The entire book, with its unconventional page arrangement and eclectic, frenetic mix of text and pictures, …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales is a postmodern children's book written by Jon Scieszka and illustrated by Lane Smith. [1] Published in 1992 by Viking, it is a collection of …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Oct 1, 1992 · In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales | Book Review
Are you looking for a hilarious and irreverent spin on your favorite childhood fairy tales? Look no further than Jon Scieszka’s acclaimed book, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales!
The Stinky Cheese Man by Jon Scieszka: 9780670844876 ...
In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, hilarious …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales - Goodreads
Oct 1, 1992 · The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales retells--and wreaks havoc on--the allegories we all thought we knew by heart. In these irreverent variations on well-known …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Sep 9, 2023 · In this fourth wall-breaking picture book, young readers will delight in the strange twists on familiar tales. From “The Stinky Cheese Man” to “Cinderummpelstiltskin” these unique, …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
Sep 6, 2007 · Little Red Running Shorts; Jack's Bean Problem, Cinderumpelstiltskin; the Tortoise and the Hair; and the absolute all time classic The Stinky Cheese Man, a superb satire of the …
After 30+ years, 'The Stinky Cheese Man' is aging well
Jan 22, 2023 · Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith created The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales in 1992. They remember their work on the classic children's book and how their …
Summary of 'The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid …
What is The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales about? This book brings a wacky twist to classic fairy tales. Jon Scieszka revises beloved tales, offering a hilarious alternative. Readers …
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. Illustrated by Lane Smith, 1992. The entire book, with its unconventional page arrangement and eclectic, frenetic mix of text and pictures, is …