Knock Knock Jokes

  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes Victoria Fremont, Larry Daste, 1998-06-09 Offers a collection of jokes that follow the pattern Knock, knock Who's there? Isadore Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?
  knock knock jokes: Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rob Elliott, 2013-06-15 MORE THAN 1 MILLION COPIES SOLD! Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now. Kids can't get enough of laughter--and they can't get enough of Rob Elliott's hilarious joke books! Kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers. Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers this all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart busting a gut and asking for more.
  knock knock jokes: Kids Write Jokes Kidswritejokes, 2019 @KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids they explained... so we've collected them here instead
  knock knock jokes: Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Zondervan,, 2016-02-02 Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is the perfect collection of over 250 clean and kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you're stuck in the house, on a road trip, or gathered for the holidays, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This collection of jokes is hilarious, clean, and family-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Tickle their funny bones and share with friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Lots of Knock- Knock Jokes for Kids: Good for readers of all ages, 6-10 years old Over 250 family-friendly jokes with clean humor Wide variety of joke styles from knock-knock to who's there Fun illustrations add a whimsical sense to the book Includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles Don’t hoard the fun!?Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids?is perfect for: Birthdays, celebrations, or family gatherings Good, clean fun during school hours or free time Christmas or advent gifts, stocking stuffers or surprise white elephant gifts Long trips on a planes, trains, or cars
  knock knock jokes: The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2000-02-01 Everyone loves knock-knock jokes—especially kids! Bob Phillips, the king of good, clean jokes, packs more than 600 favorite knock-knock jokes into this nutty new collection. Edible Delights Knock, knock. Who’s there? Apricot. Apricot who? Apricot my key. Open up! Animal Crackers Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butternut. Butternut who? Butternut try to pick up a skunk! Guaranteed to extract giggles, groans, and guffaws from any audience, The World’s Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is fantastic fun for kids of all ages. Perfect for car trips, summer camps, and any occasion that calls for a hearty dose of humor!
  knock knock jokes: Who's There? Highlights, 2012 A collection of knock-knock jokes from Highlights.
  knock knock jokes: 365 Knock-knock Jokes , 2012
  knock knock jokes: World's Best (and Worst) Knock-Knock Jokes Georgia Beth, 2018-01-01 Knock, knock. Who's there? Read on to find out in this book full of knock-knock jokes! Learn jokes that will have you slapping your knee—plus a few that will leave you groaning but laughing in spite of yourself. Are you ready to laugh your socks off? Then you've come to the right place!
  knock knock jokes: 100+ Knock Knock Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-08-12 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
  knock knock jokes: 365 Knock Knock Jokes Robert Myers, 1995-02
  knock knock jokes: The World's Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Volume 4 Lisa Swerling, Ralph Lazar, 2019-10-29 Kids LOVE knock knock jokes, and this illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave them in stitches! The World’s Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly knock knock jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.
  knock knock jokes: Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Highlights, 2014-10-14 These collections of time-tested riddles and knock-knock jokes from Highlights will trigger a giggle attack every time kids open them. With a wealth of jokes and riddles, Guess Again! and Who’s There? are perfect for sharing laughs with friends and family. The hilarious illustrations by Kevin Rechin and Kelly Kennedy add to the fun.
  knock knock jokes: 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Michael Kilgarriff, 1986-11-12 Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Knock-knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your friend, open the door. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.
  knock knock jokes: 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes Jack Goldstein, 2013-01-29 This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf.
  knock knock jokes: Who's There? Funny Food Knock-Knock Jokes Highlights, 2019-03-12 The hilarity of knock-knock jokes meets the fun of door decorations. Kids will love tearing out and hanging up food-themed jokes on their doors, inviting the classic opener: Who's there? Easy to tear out and hang up, these 16 double-sided door hangers feature funny food-themed knock-knock jokes paired with silly cartoons -- and all are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. A perfect gift for any kid who just loves joking around!
  knock knock jokes: 500 Wild Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Dora Wood, Matthew Sartwell, 1993 Knock-knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the nick of time! Knock-knock. Who's there? Greta. Greta who? Greta life! Knock-knock. Who's there? Summer. Summer who? Summer good, some are bad! And hundreds more!
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock! Again Highlights, 2021-08-17 Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
  knock knock jokes: The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes Jack Goldstein, 2016-01-05 Knock, knock. Who's there? The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes. The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes who? The Amazing Ummm... let's start again. This book, The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes, contains one hundred and fifty hilarious jokes for kids of all ages, as well as a short section on the history of the joke style that will probably interest your parents (but it’s OK, you can skip over that bit). The author believes that every single one of these jokes will make your head fall off with laughter and your sides split with mirth, so highly recommends exercising caution. Although wouldn’t it be great if your head really DID fall off?! Let’s find out…
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes for Funny Kids Jimmy Jones, 2018-10-26 Hilarious Joke Book For Kids Ages 5-12! What a great gift! Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny knock knock jokes promises hours of fun for the whole family! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny knock knock jokes like......... Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place for lunch? How about pizza? Knock knock. Who's there? Quiet Tina. Quiet Tina who? Quiet Tina Library! I'm trying to read! Knock knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I wouldn't knock but I forgot my key! Kids of all ages love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children!
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes Michael Parr, 2019-12-08 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES Love a good knock knock joke? Then this is the book for you! Inside this book there are hundreds of the funniest knock knock jokes, suitable for all ages. These jokes will be sure to keep the whole family entertained for hours! Get your copy today!
  knock knock jokes: Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Sky Pony Editors, 2015-10-20 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
  knock knock jokes: Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2014-07-01 Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say “who’s there?” This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It’s perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon. Knock, Knock Who’s there? Woo Woo who? Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let’s have a party. If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it’s time to scream—with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.
  knock knock jokes: Knock-Knock Jokes Judy A. Winter, 2010-07 Simple text and photographs present knock-knock jokes.
  knock knock jokes: The 100 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bht Kids, 2020-03-17 Knock knock? Who's there? The best joke format for kids ever.These jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing.I think knock, knock jokes are a childhood rite of passage. Yes, they're corny and goofy, but kids LOVE them! And then of course then they have to make up their own - which make absolutely no sense at all!
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes Efron Alan Hirsch, 2016-05-12 I believe in funny things, funny people, funny places, and a funny life. The fact of the matter is that humor and laughter are essential for our well-being and in order to maintain a high quality of life. Thus, the jokes in this book, which are specifically all knock knock jokes are nothing but the best of the best knock jokes in the world! These jokes were all gathered from real people who tell real knock knock jokes and who love knock knock jokes. I myself am a knock knock joke fanatic, and I'm always up for a good knock knock joke any day of week, any time of day! All of this said, a good knock knock joke does not only consist of the joke itself, but the way in which the joke is told. Therefore, I encourage you to try telling these jokes in different ways, try speaking at different speeds and using different tones of voice until you find the way that seems to work best for you, but most of all have fun! I wish you many hours of fun and laughter with the knock knock jokes contained in this book, they have definitely reshaped my life, and I truly hope they reshape yours and bring you many hours of pleasure telling and laughing at these super funny jokes! Enjoy!
  knock knock jokes: Super Funny Knock-Knock Jokes and More for Kids Vicki Whiting, 2022-02-01 Who doesn't love a good knock knock joke? From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this playful knock knock joke book for kids that's filled with more than 200 punny jokes and riddles that are sure to be crowd-pleasers. Perfect for sharing belly laughs with friends and family, Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids also features vibrant and quirky illustrations for every silly gag. Providing hours of endless entertainment, this book is a must-have for children who love making people laugh!
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes , 2010 Hilarious, fascinating and entertaining collections that are perfectly pocket-sized for hours of take-anywhere fun! Each Pocket Pal title is jam-packed with 224 page of easy-to-read text, with comical full-colour illustrations throughout.
  knock knock jokes: Lots of Knock-knock Jokes for Kids , 2016
  knock knock jokes: 500 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Dora Wood, Matthew Sartwell, Lynne Mazza, 1993 Features movie joke, music jokes, popular-saying jokes, and a host of other categories turned comical.
  knock knock jokes: The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! Editors of Portable Press, 2017-05-01 Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!
  knock knock jokes: The Little Book of Knock Knock Jokes Kaitlyn Ruth Bayne, 2000 A collection of knock-knock jokes.
  knock knock jokes: The 100 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bht Kids, 2020-03-17 Knock knock? Who's there? The best joke format for kids ever.These jokes are clean and family friendly and will definitely get everyone laughing.I think knock, knock jokes are a childhood rite of passage. Yes, they're corny and goofy, but kids LOVE them! And then of course then they have to make up their own - which make absolutely no sense at all!
  knock knock jokes: The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes Larry Sloan, Kati Stern, Claudia Sloan, 1974
  knock knock jokes: Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2009-03-01 Bestselling author Bob Phillips (combined sales of more than 9 million copies!) has done it again. This wild collection of knock-knock jokes is sure to keep the kids giggling and Gramps chuckling—the whole household will be in stitches! Keep this book in the car for some rib-tickling fun on long road trips. Keep it in the playroom for a quick smile. Keep it on a nearby ereader or app for a surefire icebreaker at the party. Filled to the brim with funny and just plain silly riddles, this is a book every kid will want and every parent will enjoy. Laughter is only a knock-knock joke away!
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes Joe King, 2021-12-15 Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these knock, knock jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Junior is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.
  knock knock jokes: Knock-Knock! Who's There? Craig Yoe, 2018-05-01 The follow-up to LOL: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids, this jam-packed knock-knock joke book is perfect for young comedians! Knock-Knock! Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner! With over 700 silly knock-knock jokes, this book is ready to knock down your door with hours and hours of the wackiest “Who’s There?” answers ever. Perfect for sharing with friends, Knock-Knock! Who's There?: A Load of Laughs and Jokes for Kids will have your young comedian howling with laughter!
  knock knock jokes: The a to Z Knock Knock Joke Book , 2021
  knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes For Children Jesse B. Johnson, 2024-06-24 500+ Silly and Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
  knock knock jokes: Pretty Good Joke Book Garrison Keillor, 2021-08-10 Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
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