| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Iguana Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2004-09-09 Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights. Look for more stories highlighting Alex's powers of persuasion: I Wanna New Room and I Wanna Go Home. |
| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Iguana Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2004-09-09 Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights. Look for more stories highlighting Alex's powers of persuasion: I Wanna New Room and I Wanna Go Home. |
| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Iguana Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2006-10 |
| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Iguana Tom E. Watson, 2001 A young boy's convincing reasons why he wants an iguana for a pet. |
| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Iguana Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2004-09-09 Hilarious notes between a son and his mom show how kid logic can be very persuasive. Alex just has to convince his mom to let him have an iguana, so he puts his arguments in writing. He promises that she won't have to feed it or clean its cage or even see it if she doesn't want to. Of course Mom imagines life with a six-foot-long iguana eating them out of house and home. Alex's reassures her: It takes fifteen years for an iguana to get that big. I'll be married by then and probably living in my own house His mom's reply: How are you going to get a girl to marry you when you own a giant reptile? Kis will be in hysterics as the negotiations go back and forth through notes, and the lively, imaginative illustrations showing their polar opposite dreams of life with an iguana take the humor to even higher heights. Look for more stories highlighting Alex's powers of persuasion: I Wanna New Room and I Wanna Go Home. |
| i wanna iguana: I Wanna Go Home Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2014-09-25 Another hilarious companion to I Wanna Iguana with fun grandparents saving the day. Alex is not happy about being sent to his grandparents’ retirement community while his parents go on a fabulous vacation. What could be worse than tagging along to Grandma’s boring bridge game or enduring the sight of Grandpa’s dentures? But as the week goes on, Alex’s desperate emails to his parents turn into stories about ice cream before dinner and stickball with Grandpa. Before he knows it, Alex has made a surprising discovery: grandparents are way cooler than he thought! Masterfully balancing hilarity and heart, Karen Kaufman Orloff and Dave Catrow deliver a story sure to entertain kids and grandparents everywhere. Look for more stories highlighting Alex's powers of persuasion: I Wanna New Room and I Wanna Iguana. |
| i wanna iguana: Mañana, Iguana Ann Whitford Paul, 2018-01-01 A comical takeoff on the familiar Little Red Hen story, this upbeat read-along is brought vividly to life through Brian and Rosi Amador's tandem narration. ...Soft Latin background music is a lilting accompaniment. -Booklist |
| i wanna iguana: Duck! Rabbit! Amy Krouse Rosenthal, 2014-01-21 From the award-winning author of Little Pea, Little Hoot, and Little Oink comes a clever take on the age-old optical illusion: is it a duck or a rabbit? Depends on how you look at it! Readers will find more than just Amy Krouse Rosenthal's signature humor herethere's also a subtle lesson for kids who don't know when to let go of an argument. A smart, simple story that will make readers of all ages eager to take a side, Duck! Rabbit! makes it easy to agree on one thing—reading it again! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting. |
| i wanna iguana: If Mom Had Three Arms Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2006 Imagine what might happen if your mother had more than two arms and could shake hands with an octopus or flip numerous pancakes at the same time. |
| i wanna iguana: Talk, Oscar, Please! Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2010 A boy imagines how much more fun he and his dog could have if only the dog would learn to talk. |
| i wanna iguana: The Little Book of Baby Names Karen Kaufman Orloff, Kerren Barbas, 2006 This is truly The Essential List for Choosing the Perfect Name for Your Baby. It contains more than 4,000 names, variations, and nicknames, with origins and meanings. Grouped by gender, including a section of unisex names, this book is the parents' A-list of names for newborns! |
| i wanna iguana: How Murray Saved Christmas Mike Reiss, 2004-09-16 A hilarious Christmas story from an Emmy award-winning writer of The Simpsons! When Santa’s knocked out cold by a Jack-in-the-Boxer’s walloping punch, deli owner Murray Kleiner reluctantly agrees to take his place. The suit doesn’t fit, Murray smells a bit like pickles, and there’s no way he can remember the names of all those reindeer. But with the help of a pushy elf and an eager-to-believe young boy, Murray finds out that even though he’s not big enough to fill Santa’s suit, he’s got more than enough heart to get the job done. * Reiss scores a bull's-eye with this hilarious debut. Catrow's puckish watercolors are equal to Reiss's wit and lightning pace. --Publishers Weekly, starred review Finally, a Christmas book that lives up to its title! --Matthew Groening, creator of The Simpsons |
| i wanna iguana: Hey, Little Ant Phillip Hoose, Hannah Hoose, 1998-07-01 The perfect tool to help inspire compassion in our world’s youth.” —Jane Goodall, world-renowned primatologist A hilarious picture book that poses the eternal question: To squish or not to squish? With a meaningful message about the importance of caring for creatures big and small, this is a perfect book for Earth Day and year round. What would you do if the ant you were about to step on looked up and started talking? Would you stop and listen? That’s what happens in this funny, thought-provoking book. First composed as a song by a father-daughter team, this suprising conversation between a tiny ant and a little girl is sure to inspire discussions about caring, kindness, and respect for both animals and humans. |
| i wanna iguana: Earrings! Judith Viorst, 2010-09-14 I want them. I need them. I love them. Beautiful earrings. Glorious earrings. What will a young girl do to get her ears pierced? Will she walk the dog for a year? YES! Will she clean her room every day for a year? YES! Will she be nice to her brother for a year? YES! Well, maybe for six months... |
| i wanna iguana: One Word from Sophia Jim Averbeck, 2015-06-16 Sophia tries varied techniques to get the giraffe she wants more than anything in this playfully illustrated story about the nuances of negotiation. Sophia has one true desire for her birthday. But she has Four Big Problems in the way: Mom, Dad, Uncle Conrad...and Grand-mama. Will her presentations, proposals, and pie charts convince them otherwise? Turns out, all it takes is one word. |
| i wanna iguana: Facts vs. Opinions vs. Robots Michael Rex, 2020-02-11 A hilarious, timely conversation about the differences between facts and opinions, by the creator of the #1 New York Times bestseller Goodnight Goon Do you know the difference between a fact and an opinion? It can be a hard thing to understand. Some things are facts--like the number of robots in this book. Other things are opinions--like which robot would make the best friend, or which robot dances best. And sometimes to tell the difference between a fact and an opinion, you need to wait to get more information--that's because facts can be proven true or false, and opinions are things you feel and believe--but that you can't prove. Mike Rex introduces young readers to the very important distinction between facts and opinions, and he reminds us that it is nice to listen to one another's opinions, and to stand up for the facts! |
| i wanna iguana: Dudley's Day at Home Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2020-05-03 What does Dudley do all day while we're away? Sam wonders. Mom explains that Dudley does ordinary dog things: he eats, naps, guards the house, and plays. But in Sam's mind, Dudley's day at home is anything but ordinary. Delightful digital paintings depict the human activities Sam imagines Dudley is doing – which don't quite match Mom's explanations. Dudley's Day at Home is a funny, fetching picture book that uses minimal text and maximal visual storytelling to share a day in a dog's life. |
| i wanna iguana: Wet Dog! Elise Broach, 2006 A dog's attempts to cool off on a hot day get him into trouble with a series of people and finally lead him to interrupt a country wedding. |
| i wanna iguana: Have I Got a Book for You! Melanie Watt, 2013-08 Al Foxword uses his charm and wit to sell anything to anyone at anytime. |
| i wanna iguana: Some Days Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2023 Ages 5-8 UNSQ Kids |
| i wanna iguana: Where the Best Stories Hide Roman Yasiejko, 2020-06-02 That little boy sure had something to say with scribbles and squiggles and crayons that day! He knew every squiggle would soon tell a tale--this scrawl was a bird, and that loop was a whale . . . Nicholas has a big box of crayons and an even bigger imagination! One day in school, he doodles his way into trouble when his teacher catches him scribbling and coloring outside the lines of his coloring book. Challenged to explain his stories, Nicholas takes a dash of creativity and a dab of courage to wow the whole class and prove that the best stories sometimes hide outside the lines. Perfect for irrepressible creatives of all ages, Where the Best Stories Hide will inspire young artists of every stripe to bravely fill the world with color. |
| i wanna iguana: Stella Writes an Opinion Janiel M. Wagstaff, 2018-06 Guide students through writing about their opinion using Stella's experiences as she chooses a topic, states her opinion, and lists supporting reasons. |
| i wanna iguana: Stand Tall, Molly Lou Melon Patty Lovell, 2006-10 When Molly Lou has to start in a new school, Ronald Durkin makes fun of her height and her buck teeth. But Molly has learned a lot from her grandma and knows just how to put him in place--in a very satisfying way. Illustrations. |
| i wanna iguana: Charlotte And The Rock Stephen W. Martin, 2019-07-16 The pet you want isn?t always the pet you get.When Charlotte asked her parents for a pet, a rock wasn?t exactly what she had in mind.But she loves her new pet anyway.If only he could love Charlotte back . . . |
| i wanna iguana: The Day Jimmy's Boa Ate the Wash Trinka Hakes Noble, 1992-10 A slapstick comedy details the hilarious results when Jimmy's class takes a field trip to a farm. |
| i wanna iguana: Miles of Smiles Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2016 How far can a smile travel? Miles and miles! -- page [4] of cover. |
| i wanna iguana: My Two Border Towns David Bowles, 2021-09-14 A picture book debut by an award-winning author about a boy's life on the U.S.-Mexico border, visiting his favorite places on The Other Side with his father, spending time with family and friends, and sharing in the responsibility of community care. Early one Saturday morning, a boy prepares for a trip to The Other Side/El Otro Lado. It's close--just down the street from his school--and it's a twin of where he lives. To get there, his father drives their truck along the Rio Grande and over a bridge, where they're greeted by a giant statue of an eagle. Their outings always include a meal at their favorite restaurant, a visit with Tío Mateo at his jewelry store, a cold treat from the paletero, and a pharmacy pickup. On their final and most important stop, they check in with friends seeking asylum and drop off much-needed supplies. My Two Border Towns by David Bowles, with stunning watercolor illustrations by Erika Meza, is the loving story of a father and son's weekend ritual, a demonstration of community care, and a tribute to the fluidity, complexity, and vibrancy of life on the U.S.-Mexico border. Available in English and Spanish. |
| i wanna iguana: Goodnight, Little Bot Karen Kaufman Orloff, 2017 Even little robots need their rest--and their parents tuck them in just as human mommies and daddies do. This sweet goodnight story is perfect for winding kids (and robots) down for the night. Full color. 8 1/2 x 10 15/16. |
| i wanna iguana: When God Made Light Matthew Paul Turner, 2018-02-13 From the author and illustrator of the best-selling When God Made You comes a new illuminating message about God's design affirming young readers. 'Let there be light!' that's what God said. And light began shining and then started to spread. Wild and creative illustrations from top children's illustrator David Catrow pair with Matthew Paul Turner's lyrical verse in this message of a God-made light that cuts through darkness to bring vision and hope to all young readers. This light radiates, chasing away the shadows, providing the wonder and fun of stargazing or firefly chasing. Most important, this light appears in each child--an inner God-given spark that grows and will be used to change the world. |
| i wanna iguana: Eat Your Peas Kes Gray, Nick Sharratt, 2008 Mom offers increasingly fantastic bribes to get Daisy to eat her peas, but what Daisy actually wants is quite simple. |
| i wanna iguana: Dear Mrs. LaRue , 2002 Gertrude LaRue receives typewritten and paw-written letters from her dog Ike, entreating her to let him leave the Igor Brotweiler Canine Academy and come back home. |
| i wanna iguana: Silly Tilly Eileen Spinelli, 2009 A playful goose entertains her barnyard friends |
| i wanna iguana: Prudy's Problem and How She Solved it Carey Armstrong-Ellis, 2002-10-01 Prudy collects so many things that everyone says she has a problem, but when a crisis convinces her that they are right, she comes up with the perfect solution. |
| i wanna iguana: I Found a Kitty! Troy Cummings, 2022-02-08 It doesn't get any cuter! This sequel to the New York Times bestseller Can I Be Your Dog? (which appeared on the TODAY show) has Arfy the dog trying to find a forever home for an abandoned kitten! Lucky dog Arfy has a home. When he discovers a homeless kitten, Arfy hopes Scamper can come live with him, but--achoo!--his person is allergic to cats! So, Arfy writes persuasive letters to prospective owners about what a great pet Scamper would make. But somehow these matches aren't made in heaven. If Scamper can't live with any of them, where will he go? He needs a quiet home where he could make people as happy as they'll make him, full of laps, pats and purrs, and yarn balls....Arfy thinks he knows just the place!! Another winning, heart-tugging story that's perfect for cat lovers, dog lovers, and pet adoption advocates. Troy Cummings writes a great read aloud, and the book showcases many styles of letters, making it appealing to parents and teachers looking to teach the lost art of written communication. Helpful tips in the backmatter inform children how they can help the plight of homeless animals. Praise for Can I Be Your Dog?: It's an instant classic in our household. --#1 New York Times bestselling author Sarah J. Maas |
| i wanna iguana: The Secret Knowledge of Grown-ups: The Second File David Wisniewski, 2001-07-31 Urgent!It's happened again! David Wisniewski has completed another daring raid into the vault of parent rules. Within these forbidden pages lurk the real reasons why grown-ups want you to brush your teeth, eat your breakfast, and clean under your bed. The truth has been hidden for centuries, but the time of mystery is over. Grab a flashlight! Get under cover! It's time for ... The Secret Knowledge of Grown-Ups! The Second File |
| i wanna iguana: The Middle-child Blues Kristyn Crow, 2009 A clever, bluesy riff on middle-kid angst Lee has the low-down, big-frown, sulkin?-all-aroundtown blues. His older brother gets all the big-kid privileges, and no one expects his little sister to do anything but be cute. And sometimes his family even leaves him behind! But when Lee breaks out his guitar and finally makes his voice be heard, he draws a big crowd. It turns out lots and lots of people share his middle-kid pain'and he loves how being stuck in the middle is making him the center of attention. |
| i wanna iguana: Penguin Chick Betty Tatham, 2001-12-18 An emperor penguin lays an egg on the Antarctic ice. In the bitter cold, miles away from the only source of food, how can the chick survive? |
| i wanna iguana: Huggle Wuggle, Bedtime Snuggle Della Ross Ferreri, 2019-09-17 It's time to calm down and get ready for bed, then chaos erupts! The playful, rhyming words by Della Ross Ferreri come to life in Mette Engle's cheerful illustrations of a father putting his toddler to bed. Their goofy antics and sweet interactions will inspire all families to put a little fun into the bedtime routine. Perfect for children ages 0-3. |
| i wanna iguana: Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! Mo Willems, 2018-10 When a bus driver takes a break in this hilarious Caldecott Honor-winning picture book, he gives the reader just one instruction: Don't let the pigeon drive the bus! But, boy, that pigeon tries every trick in the book to get in that driving seat: he whines, wheedles, fibs and flatters. Will you let him drive? Told entirely in speech bubbles, this brilliantly original and funny picture book demands audience participation! |
Wanna 和 gonna 什么时候可以使用？ - 知乎
wanna和gonna的使用频率、场景、原因 再看看国外网友每天使用这两个词的频率以及为什么这么说。 总结一下就是，这两个词在口语中很常用，在书面语中要尽量避免，特别是用于正式场合。
为什么英语中 want to 被缩写为 wanna，而 went to 并不被缩写为 …
Oct 2, 2016 · wanna = want to / Do you want to gonna = going to gotta = got to / Have you got a kinda = kind of 回到题主的问题，为什么没有 wenna 呢？ 因为历史上没养成这个习惯用法 。 仅 …
有哪些新手向的i wanna？ - 知乎
Nov 15, 2019 · 1.I Wanna you get through this game 分为三个颜色类型的关卡，难度较高(medium我死了600多次)，但是流程不长，而且仍然是新手进阶关卡，有耐心就行 2.I Wanna …
和外国人打网游要知道哪些游戏术语？ - 知乎
Oct 14, 2013 · hey wanna play/ team up——组起开黑的节奏. food, brb——找点吃的，马上就来. get some Popsicle, brb——吃棒冰马上来。。。这绝逼是妹子. ggs, gotta go, see ya next time …
被美国人说「chink」、「ching chong」等如何回击？ - 知乎
I'd slap you but I don't wanna make your face look any better. 真想两巴掌扇你脸上，不过忍住了。因为不想帮你美容。 I am just wondering which sexual position on earth can produce such an …
literally 到底是什么意思，为什么美国人老把 literally 挂嘴边？ - 知乎
这个词在口语里出现的频率很高，很多小伙伴第一次在对话里遇到这个词会有些懵，因为第一反应是把literally和literature（文学）关联起来，会更加熟悉literally的另一个意思 「字面的」「文 …
Steam 上有哪些耐玩的小游戏？ - 知乎
个人感觉操控手感十分奇特，尤其是二段跳，不管是游戏性还是成就都相当有难度，特别购买人物所需的点数物品还经常不是在必经之路上。对于我这种手残党来说，游戏体验就是一遍遍欣赏 …
steam账号初始邮箱真的大于一切吗？ - 知乎
Pls tell me why,i just wanna a reply. 我回答:我并没有询问信息，我只是想知道为什么提供初始邮箱后，还不给我改密码？这就是我的初始邮箱，我用它给您发的邮件。 但是无论我提供多少次， …
Wanna 和 gonna 什么时候可以使用？ - 知乎
wanna和gonna的使用频率、场景、原因 再看看国外网友每天使用这两个词的频率以及为什么这么说。 总结一下就是，这两个词在口语中很常用，在书面语中要尽量避免，特别是用于正式场合。
为什么英语中 want to 被缩写为 wanna，而 went to 并不被缩写为 …
Oct 2, 2016 · wanna = want to / Do you want to gonna = going to gotta = got to / Have you got a kinda = kind of 回到题主的问题，为什么没有 wenna 呢？ 因为历史上没养成这个习惯用法 。 …
有哪些新手向的i wanna？ - 知乎
Nov 15, 2019 · 1.I Wanna you get through this game 分为三个颜色类型的关卡，难度较高(medium我死了600多次)，但是流程不长，而且仍然是新手进阶关卡，有耐心就行 2.I Wanna …
和外国人打网游要知道哪些游戏术语？ - 知乎
Oct 14, 2013 · hey wanna play/ team up——组起开黑的节奏. food, brb——找点吃的，马上就来. get some Popsicle, brb——吃棒冰马上来。。。这绝逼是妹子. ggs, gotta go, see ya next time …
被美国人说「chink」、「ching chong」等如何回击？ - 知乎
I'd slap you but I don't wanna make your face look any better. 真想两巴掌扇你脸上，不过忍住了。因为不想帮你美容。 I am just wondering which sexual position on earth can produce such …
literally 到底是什么意思，为什么美国人老把 literally 挂嘴边？ - 知乎
这个词在口语里出现的频率很高，很多小伙伴第一次在对话里遇到这个词会有些懵，因为第一反应是把literally和literature（文学）关联起来，会更加熟悉literally的另一个意思 「字面的」「文 …
Steam 上有哪些耐玩的小游戏？ - 知乎
个人感觉操控手感十分奇特，尤其是二段跳，不管是游戏性还是成就都相当有难度，特别购买人物所需的点数物品还经常不是在必经之路上。对于我这种手残党来说，游戏体验就是一遍遍欣赏 …
steam账号初始邮箱真的大于一切吗？ - 知乎
Pls tell me why,i just wanna a reply. 我回答:我并没有询问信息，我只是想知道为什么提供初始邮箱后，还不给我改密码？这就是我的初始邮箱，我用它给您发的邮件。 但是无论我提供多少 …
