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| heart knock knock jokes: Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rob Elliott, 2013-06-15 MORE THAN 1 MILLION COPIES SOLD! Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now. Kids can't get enough of laughter--and they can't get enough of Rob Elliott's hilarious joke books! Kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers. Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers this all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart busting a gut and asking for more. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Who's There? Funny Food Knock-Knock Jokes Highlights, 2019-03-12 The hilarity of knock-knock jokes meets the fun of door decorations. Kids will love tearing out and hanging up food-themed jokes on their doors, inviting the classic opener: Who's there? Easy to tear out and hang up, these 16 double-sided door hangers feature funny food-themed knock-knock jokes paired with silly cartoons -- and all are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. A perfect gift for any kid who just loves joking around! |
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| heart knock knock jokes: Super Funny Knock-Knock Jokes and More for Kids Vicki Whiting, 2022-02-01 Who doesn't love a good knock knock joke? From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this playful knock knock joke book for kids that's filled with more than 200 punny jokes and riddles that are sure to be crowd-pleasers. Perfect for sharing belly laughs with friends and family, Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids also features vibrant and quirky illustrations for every silly gag. Providing hours of endless entertainment, this book is a must-have for children who love making people laugh! |
| heart knock knock jokes: 100+ Knock Knock Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-08-12 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Zany Knock Knocks Ronny M. Cole, 1993 Knock knock. Who's there? COED. COED who? COED, make my day! This laugh-a-minute collection contains hundreds of great new knock-knock jokes. Wonderful illustrations throughout add to the non-stop fun. Just one more--Knock knock. Who's there? FANNY. FANNY who? FANNY you should ask. 96 pages, 83 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Jokes Efron Alan Hirsch, 2016-05-12 I believe in funny things, funny people, funny places, and a funny life. The fact of the matter is that humor and laughter are essential for our well-being and in order to maintain a high quality of life. Thus, the jokes in this book, which are specifically all knock knock jokes are nothing but the best of the best knock jokes in the world! These jokes were all gathered from real people who tell real knock knock jokes and who love knock knock jokes. I myself am a knock knock joke fanatic, and I'm always up for a good knock knock joke any day of week, any time of day! All of this said, a good knock knock joke does not only consist of the joke itself, but the way in which the joke is told. Therefore, I encourage you to try telling these jokes in different ways, try speaking at different speeds and using different tones of voice until you find the way that seems to work best for you, but most of all have fun! I wish you many hours of fun and laughter with the knock knock jokes contained in this book, they have definitely reshaped my life, and I truly hope they reshape yours and bring you many hours of pleasure telling and laughing at these super funny jokes! Enjoy! |
| heart knock knock jokes: The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! Editors of Portable Press, 2017-05-01 Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR! |
| heart knock knock jokes: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Editors of Portable Press, 2016-05-01 Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Reader's Digest, 2019-07-02 Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Highlights, 2014-10-14 These collections of time-tested riddles and knock-knock jokes from Highlights will trigger a giggle attack every time kids open them. With a wealth of jokes and riddles, Guess Again! and Who’s There? are perfect for sharing laughs with friends and family. The hilarious illustrations by Kevin Rechin and Kelly Kennedy add to the fun. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Harley Quinn: Preludes and Knock-Knock Jokes Karl Kesel, 2008-01-22 The Joker's lovable partner in crime takes the spotlight in this new hardcover volume collecting HARLEY QUINN #1-7, written by Karl Kesel (SUPERMAN: THE MAN OF STEEL) with art by the fan-favorite team of Terry Dodson and Rachel Dodson (WONDER WOMAN)! Don't miss these beautifully illustrated tales of lunacy! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rob Elliott, 2010-08-01 Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Knock Knock Boo Who? Brenda Ponnay, 2017-09-30 The perfect joke book for Halloween or any other day of the year. The only thing that’s scary is how hard it will be to stop laughing. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl Who? Howl I know you’re not a monster? Brenda Ponnay is back with a collection of slightly spooky illustrated knock knock jokes that are sure to be read and repeated over and over again. Perfect for giving family and friends the chills—and giggles galore. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Worksheets Don′t Grow Dendrites Marcia L. Tate, 2015-11-17 Bring Novelty Into The Classroom To Get Knowledge Into Students’ Brains! You can invest time and effort into perfecting your lesson plans, encouraging good student behavior, and ensuring your classroom accommodates every learning style. But if your students don’t remember what you teach them, what’s the point? Banish this concern forever when you use the strategies in this thoroughly updated third edition of Marcia Tate’s bestselling Worksheets Don’t Grow Dendrites, which details twenty definitive brain-compatible techniques to maximize retention and minimize forgetting in learners of all ages. Tate’s techniques are drawn from the latest neuroscientific research and learning style theory and are described step-by-step for immediate application in your classroom. Learn how to: Incorporate interactive fun to your existing lessons, including field trips, games, humor, and even music and rap Use graphic organizers and word webs to solidify lessons visually Facilitate innovative methods of project-based learning You’ll also benefit from new sample lesson plans, activities, and illustrations that reflect the latest research on how students’ brains develop and function. With this book, your students will retain the information from your classroom for years to come. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Knock-Knock Deano Yipadee, 2019-06 Gerri was a happy giraffe. She dreamed of trying to make folk laugh. She thought, 'I'll give my neighbours a treat. I will knock on every door in the street!' A heart-warming and crack-up new story by best-selling children's entertainer Deano Yipadee, featuring kid-friendly knock-knock jokes. |
| heart knock knock jokes: 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 Kids Ryan O. Willia, 2013-11-24 Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes. Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it. Have fun and laugh! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Ultimate Kids Joke Book Joke Books for Kids, 2018-05-29 What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages! |
| heart knock knock jokes: The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes Gordon Hideaki Nagai, 2016-05-10 A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.” |
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| heart knock knock jokes: With an Open Heart Lisa Murphy, Marilyn Murray Willison, 2012-07 This is the story of Daniel—our adopted son from China. He traveled across the world to experience the love of a family, and ultimately touched thousands of lives when his mission on earth ended earlier than we’d planned, and he left us for Heaven. This is not just the story of a child who died, but rather a tribute to a little boy who really, honestly lived. Yes, it’s true that, ultimately, we lost our son. But we know how blessed we were to have met him, loved him, and to have been given the gift of time with his sweet soul. We know that God is good, and though our pain and suffering are sure, the reality remains that Daniel is safe in the arms of our Lord. How blessed we are that—even though it was for such a short time—God entrusted us as Daniel’s loving family before He called our son Home to Heaven. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Cross Your Heart and Hope to Die Nancy Martin, 2006-03-07 You could say my sisters and I are hot-blooded bluebloods with a flair for fashion—and for solving crimes. But things have NOT been going well for us Blackbirds: Emma has busted out of a very exclusive clinic. Libby’s hormones are in overdrive from selling paraphernalia for Potions and Passions, a company that promises its customers full satisfaction. And I’m still dating mobster’s son Mick Abruzzo, which keeps me in a permanent tizzy. At least, nobody in my vicinity has been knocked off lately. Oops—looks like I spoke too soon… A TEMPEST IN A C-CUP Nora’s next journalistic assignment: the unveiling of the most miraculous bra in fashion history. But before Nora can hand in her uplifting story, her boss is found shot execution-style and trussed up in expensive panty hose—an Abruzzo family trademark. Now Nora must find the killer before her innocent lover takes the rap. That means shadowing the most glamorous suspects in Philadelphia—including a bad-boy designer, a former child star, a high-strung ad exec, and a pair of luscious twin models. Though Nora’s accustomed to upper-crust murder, cross your fingers for the Blackbird sisters, because this time, high society has never seemed so low-down dirty. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Dinosaur Jokes , 1988 A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Readers Digest Funny Family Jokes Editors at Reader's Digest, 2014-10-21 In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over. Reader's Digest has a long tradition of providing our readers with laughter through our many humor features. In the Reader's Digest Funny Family Jokes we have compiled some of the funniest jokes, riddles, and one-liners that can be shared across generations, around the dinner table or the campfire. Truly, there's something for everyone from 9 to 99. We hope you and your family will take the time to read, share and laugh together. Did you hear that NASA has launched several cows into orbit? It was the herd shot around the world. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Matters of the Heart Vicki Williamson, 2007-02 He's an attractive, egotistical, womanizing baseball player. She's a caring, friendly, Christian woman. He has secrets. She has secrets. Both have accepted the fact that they will never marry. Welcome to Matters of the Heart the much-awaited sequel of The Dance. This story follows Luke Martin and Julie Dixon, who are reunited a decade after a rocky coexistence in high school. What follows is a casual three-year pursuit of Julie by Luke. Luke, who never met a woman he couldn't have, takes an immediate shine to Julie who believes she is simply the object of a game that he is playing. It isn't until they are forced together by unusual circumstances that Luke begins rethinking his life and begins a serious pursuit of Julie. He must prove to her that he is a changing man and that his feelings for her are genuine. Julie, however, has many hurts from her past that she must address, in addition to a secret she thinks will devastate Luke, before she can allow him to be anything more than a friend. |
| heart knock knock jokes: The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 Carole P. Roman, 2020-08-04 800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Play with Me Sally Miller, Cheri Mueller, 2006 Second book in series by authors Sally Miller and Cheri Mueller Inspires mothers to draw closer to God through relationships with their children and each other. Follow up to the successful Walk With Me (FaithWalk 2005). Two young moms, writers, and fellow Wheaton College grads weave personal stories, recipes, and poetry around the theme of seeing God through the eyes of their children. Play With Me inspires women to celebrate the sacred beauty of God in ordinary life by following their children'' simple, playful, forward-tumbling lead. The authors share honestly about their mothering challenges and joys while rejoicing in the shared gift of life with children. Sally Miller is a freelance writer and conference speaker who lives with her husband and three children in a Chicago suburb. She has been published in several publications and is author of: Girl Talk . . . God Talk: What My Friends Have Taught Me About Prayer (Harvest House 2006) and co-author of Walk With Me: Two Friends on a Spiritual Journey Together (FaithWalk 2005). Cheri Mueller is a freelance writer, speaker and teacher who has a passion for people with disabilities.She served in the social work field for over ten years before settling into a Minneapolis suburb with her husband and three children. Cheri is co-author of Walk With Me: Two Friends on a Spiritual Journey Together (FaithWalk 2005). |
| heart knock knock jokes: Actually. Best. Jokes. Ever. Chantelle Grace, 2017-08-01 |
| heart knock knock jokes: Ask a Manager Alison Green, 2018-05-01 'I'm a HUGE fan of Alison Green's Ask a Manager column. This book is even better' Robert Sutton, author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide 'Ask A Manager is the book I wish I'd had in my desk drawer when I was starting out (or even, let's be honest, fifteen years in)' - Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck A witty, practical guide to navigating 200 difficult professional conversations Ten years as a workplace advice columnist has taught Alison Green that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they don't know what to say. Thankfully, Alison does. In this incredibly helpful book, she takes on the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You'll learn what to say when: · colleagues push their work on you - then take credit for it · you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email and hit 'reply all' · you're being micromanaged - or not being managed at all · your boss seems unhappy with your work · you got too drunk at the Christmas party With sharp, sage advice and candid letters from real-life readers, Ask a Manager will help you successfully navigate the stormy seas of office life. |
| heart knock knock jokes: My Best and Funniest Jokes Johnny B. Laughing, 2017-06-16 Create Your Very Own Joke Book! 125 Lined Pages / Customizable Table of Contents Do you love laughing at hilarious and funny jokes? Do you have all the best jokes memorized? Now it is time to create your very own personalized joke book with all of your favorite comedy and humor. Perfect for all ages! With this handy book, you are the writer, illustrator, and joke teller! This is a perfect gift for the young and witty performer in the family. Never forget your punchlines again. ...also has a DIY table of contents for quick referencing! 7x10 inches 25 light lines per page 125 pages on white paper Do-it-yourself table of contents Plenty of space for LOTS of laughs You can save and store all your favorite knock knock jokes, one-liners, question and answers jokes, riddles, knee-slappers, prank ideas, and much more. Makes a wonderful gift for creative kids and adults too! Who is Johnny B. Laughing? The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is known worldwide for his hilarious jokes, silly humor, and playful attitude. He is best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and continues to create new content on a regular basis. Comedy and humor make life better. Johnny B. Laughing knows this all too well. Makes the Perfect Gift for Any Occasion! Parties Birthdays Holidays School events Gifts for kids Scroll up and click buy to grab your copy today! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Her Heart's Bargain Cheryl Harper, 2018-12-01 He’s the kind of man— a woman risks everything for Head ranger Ash Kingfisher has been thrust into the eye of a political firestorm. Macy Gentry won’t quit until she clears her boss’s good name and safeguards the land they both love. The biggest obstacle is Ash, who’s determined to protect Macy at the expense of what’s developing between them. She’ll have to show their Tennessee town how much they need this special man—and how much Ash needs her. |
| heart knock knock jokes: The Best of the Good Clean Jokes Bob Phillips, 2013-08-01 A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips’ Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained—and help them entertain others—for hours. Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions. Operation: A minor operation is one performed on someone else. Prodigal: A Sunday school class was being quizzed on the prodigal son. The teacher asked, “Who was sorry when the prodigal son returned home?” A boy gave it a lot of thought and then answered, “The fatted calf.” Perfect for teens on up, these crazy quips, clean jokes, and witty observations are sure to garner laughs from everyone within earshot. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Montana Hearts Charlotte Carter, 2010-12-01 Sarah Barkley has come to Sweet Grass Valley, Montana, with a mission in mind. Ever since her heart transplant, she's wanted to secretly help the family of the woman whose heart saved her life. And with two motherless children and a sprawling ranch to care for, Kurt Ryder could sure use some support. Falling for the rugged rancher is an unexpected complication. Does Kurt want Sarah for herself—or for her connection to the past? Her heart brought her to Sweet Grass Valley, but only love—and a leap of faith—will make it her home. |
| heart knock knock jokes: An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox Brian Boone, 2022-11-08 Laugh your Roblox off with eight hundred all-new side-splitters! Level up your comedy cred as you level up your gaming! An Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Roblox is the brand-new, illustrated chuckle-fest for any true fan of Roblox. Adopt these hilarious puns and one-liners as your own, find your Laughtopia of knock-knocks and hysterical one-liners, and start OOFing of happiness whenever you rattle off these clever jokes about the Roblox worlds and characters. Giggle your way to Jokehaven with the silliest and wildest jokes you can spout off to all your favorite blockheads! Inside you will find jokes such as: What’s the highest point in Roblox? Up on the r-OOF. Where’s a good place to invest Robux? In the block market. You’re a really great Roblox player. But don’t get a big head about it or anything. What happened when the Roblox builder didn’t use enough supports? She was on the brick of disaster! What insult do Roblox players take as a compliment? Blockhead! For kids ages eight and up, this is the perfect book to have by your side at home, at school, or while gaming! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family. Have even more fun with the silly illustrations throughout! |
| heart knock knock jokes: Monster Love E Ailemar, S Lowe, 2013-10-18 Monster Love is a collaborative anthology based on transformative works that explore how love makes us human, and makes us monsters. Containing Bless the Little Children in which a child's love covers a multitude of sins, Monster Brothers in which there is kindness for its own sake, and Cost of Living in which friendship brings a friend to collecting hearts. Fairy tales about the troubled, the kind, and the lonely to give us all a little hope in each other. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Jumbo Jokes And Riddles Book Beth L Blair, 2006-10-19 A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader. |
| heart knock knock jokes: Somebody to Love Kristan Higgins, 2021-02-08 An unexpected summer fling could turn out to be the best decision she’s ever made! After her father loses the family fortune in an insider-trading scheme, single mom Parker Welles is faced with some hard decisions. First order of business: go to Gideon’s Cove, Maine, to sell the only thing she now owns—a decrepit house in need of some serious flipping. When her father’s wingman, James Cahill, asks to go with her, she’s not thrilled…even if he is fairly gorgeous and knows his way around a toolbox. Second on Parker’s list: find a nice man to have a no-strings-attached summer fling with…if that’s even possible in a small town. Having to fend for herself financially for the first time in her life, Parker signs on as a florist’s assistant and starts to find out who she really is. Maybe James isn’t the boring lawyer she always thought he was. And maybe the house isn’t the only thing that needs a little TLC. Previously published. |
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How the Heart Works - What the Heart Looks Like - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Anatomy of the interior of the heart. This image shows the four chambers of the heart and the direction that blood flows through the heart. Oxygen-poor blood, shown in blue …
Heart disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Aug 13, 2024 · Heart failure. This is one of the most common complications of heart disease. The heart can't pump enough blood to meet the body's needs. Heart attack. A heart attack can …
How the Heart Works - How Blood Flows through the Heart
Mar 24, 2022 · Oxygen-poor blood from the body enters your heart through two large veins called the superior and inferior vena cava. The blood enters the heart's right atrium and is pumped to …
How the Heart Works - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Your heart is at the center of your circulatory system. This system is a network of blood vessels, such as arteries, veins, and capillaries, that carries blood to and from all areas …
How the Heart Works - How the Heart Beats - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · At rest, a heart rate of 60 to 100 beats per minute is normal. When you exercise, your heart beats faster, and your heart rate speeds up to get more oxygen to your muscles. …
Heart Failure - What Is Heart Failure? - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Heart failure, also known as congestive heart failure, is a condition that develops when your heart doesn’t pump enough blood for your body’s needs. This can happen if your …
Heart disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo Clinic
Aug 13, 2024 · Heart CT scan, also called cardiac CT scan. In a cardiac CT scan, you lie on a table inside a doughnut-shaped machine. An X-ray tube inside the machine rotates around …
Cardiomyopathy - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Feb 21, 2024 · Heart failure. The heart can't pump enough blood to meet the body's needs. Without treatment, heart failure can be life-threatening. Blood clots. Because the heart can't …
Coronary Heart Disease - Risk Factors | NHLBI, NIH
Dec 27, 2024 · Coronary heart disease is the leading cause of death for both men and women in the United States. Men’s risk for coronary heart disease starts to increase significantly around …
Heart arrhythmia - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Oct 13, 2023 · A heart arrhythmia (uh-RITH-me-uh) is an irregular heartbeat. A heart arrhythmia occurs when the electrical signals that tell the heart to beat don't work properly. The heart may …
How the Heart Works - What the Heart Looks Like - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Anatomy of the interior of the heart. This image shows the four chambers of the heart and the direction that blood flows through the heart. Oxygen-poor blood, shown in blue …
Heart disease - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Aug 13, 2024 · Heart failure. This is one of the most common complications of heart disease. The heart can't pump enough blood to meet the body's needs. Heart attack. A heart attack can …
How the Heart Works - How Blood Flows through the Heart
Mar 24, 2022 · Oxygen-poor blood from the body enters your heart through two large veins called the superior and inferior vena cava. The blood enters the heart's right atrium and is pumped to …
How the Heart Works - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Your heart is at the center of your circulatory system. This system is a network of blood vessels, such as arteries, veins, and capillaries, that carries blood to and from all areas …
How the Heart Works - How the Heart Beats - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · At rest, a heart rate of 60 to 100 beats per minute is normal. When you exercise, your heart beats faster, and your heart rate speeds up to get more oxygen to your muscles. …
Heart Failure - What Is Heart Failure? - NHLBI, NIH
Mar 24, 2022 · Heart failure, also known as congestive heart failure, is a condition that develops when your heart doesn’t pump enough blood for your body’s needs. This can happen if your …
Heart disease - Diagnosis and treatment - Mayo Clinic
Aug 13, 2024 · Heart CT scan, also called cardiac CT scan. In a cardiac CT scan, you lie on a table inside a doughnut-shaped machine. An X-ray tube inside the machine rotates around …
Cardiomyopathy - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Feb 21, 2024 · Heart failure. The heart can't pump enough blood to meet the body's needs. Without treatment, heart failure can be life-threatening. Blood clots. Because the heart can't …
Coronary Heart Disease - Risk Factors | NHLBI, NIH
Dec 27, 2024 · Coronary heart disease is the leading cause of death for both men and women in the United States. Men’s risk for coronary heart disease starts to increase significantly around …
Heart arrhythmia - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic
Oct 13, 2023 · A heart arrhythmia (uh-RITH-me-uh) is an irregular heartbeat. A heart arrhythmia occurs when the electrical signals that tell the heart to beat don't work properly. The heart may …
