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| grandma wonky donkey: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
| grandma wonky donkey: I need a new bum Dawn McMillan, 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
| grandma wonky donkey: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
| grandma wonky donkey: What! Cried Granny Kate Lum, 2002-05-13 Patrick is having his first sleep-over at his grandmother's house. It's almost bedtime, but there's a problem-Patrick doesn't have a bed at Granny's. So Granny goes out to her yard, chops down some trees, and makes a comfy bed for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. He doesn't have a pillow! So Granny dashes to the henhouse, collects some feathers, and sews a fluffy pillow for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. A few other things are still missing . . . . If Patrick is lucky, this could go on all night! Children will snuggle down with smiles on their faces after this comic spin on the paraphernalia associated with a common ritual. (Kirkus Reviews) |
| grandma wonky donkey: I Broke My Butt! Dawn McMillan, 2019-10-16 The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too! |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Baby Beebee Bird Diane Redfield Massie, 2003-04-29 'Hooray for the return of the baby beebee bird' – Kirkus Reviews. It's night time at the zoo, and all the animals are wide awake. The new baby beebee bird is keeping everyone up with his happy night song. Will they ever get some sleep? In this newly enlarged and full–colour edition, Diane Redfield Massie's classic story has been lovingly re–illustrated by the award–winning Steven Kellogg, creating a captivating bedtime story that is just as much fun as a visit to the zoo! Ages 3–6 |
| grandma wonky donkey: Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was Her Name Tedd Arnold, 2004 Presents the words and music--and varying forms of the name--of a classic camp song that dates at least from the 1940s. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Christine Goes to Grandma's Christine Gibson (Educator), 2018 Christine goes to grandma's introduces the main character Christine, a very inquisitive 5-year-old, who is questioned for the first time on her outward appearance and has to learn why she is so great!--Back cover. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Thelma the Unicorn Aaron Blabey, 2017-10-31 Thelma is an ordinary pony who wishes with all her heart to be a unicorn. Thelma dreams of being a glamorous unicorn. Then in a rare pink and glitter-filled moment of fate, Thelma's wish comes true. She rises to instant international stardom, but at an unexpected cost. After a while, Thelma realizes that she was happier as her ordinary, sparkle-free self. So she ditches her horn, scrubs off her sparkles, and returns home, where her best friend is waiting for her with a hug. From award-winning author Aaron Blabey comes this joyful book about learning to love who you are...even if you don't have sparkles. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Mia and Nattie Marlene M Bell, 2023-09-08 Based on the true story of Natalie, the lamb raised in the laundry room by author, Marlene M. Bell. A true-life depiction of overcoming adversity and rising to the top--in a happy-ending picture book. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Grandma McGarvey and the Treasure Hunt Jenny Hessell, 2006-08-21 Grandma McGarvey mows her lawn and discovers something hidden in the ground. What treasure will she find buried in her backyard? Suggested level: junior, primary. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Bad Dog School Barbara M. Joosse, 2004 Zippy was a dog with a little too much . . . zip. But that’s the way Harris, his owner, liked him. Zippy made everything more fun, from digging for treasure in the garden to making tidal waves in the tub. The rest of Harris’s family thought Zippy needed obedience school. But obedience school made Zippy so well-behaved that he was no fun at all. Luckily, Harris knew just what to do: send Zippy to Bad Dog School! Barbara M. Joosse’s uncanny understanding of the relationship between children and animals is showcased in this sweet, funny story about compromise. |
| grandma wonky donkey: "There are Rocks in My Socks," Said the Ox to the Fox Patricia Thomas, Patty Thomas, 1979 An ox gets himself into ridiculous situations made worse when he listens to the advice of his friend the fox. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Grandma McGarvey and the Puddle Street Gang Jenny Hessell, Trevor Pye, 2009-05-25 When she was young, Grandma McGarvey had just as much energy as she does today. Turning up as a volunteer to help out at a nearby rest home, she discovers some of her mischievous friends from her childhood days who reminisce on the misadventures of their youth. Suggested level: junior. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Grandma's Girl Susanna Leonard Hill, 2020-04-07 A touching story about the special bond only grandmas and granddaughters share! The perfect I love you Valentine's Day gift for children to give to Grandma to show how much she's appreciated! There are so many marvelous things a girl will experience and become in her life, and Grandma understands it all—because she's been there once too. This little book of love brings the generations together and celebrates that one-of-a-kind connection only grandmothers and granddaughters share and all of the things a grandma wishes for her girl. Featuring diverse families, beautiful illustrations, and heartfelt rhymes, this inspiring picture book makes an incredible keepsake to cherish for years to come! A sweet read-aloud experience for kids ages 4-7 and beyond, Grandma's Girl is the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer, Valentine's Day book, Mother's Day gift, or gift to a grandma or grandchild of any age! Of all the most marvelous things in this world There are few that can truly compare To the heartwarming, special, unbreakable bond That a grandma and granddaughter share. |
| grandma wonky donkey: One Big Pair of Underwear Laura Gehl, 2014-09-09 Count and share with…underwear! Come along on a zany adventure with this Classic Board Book edition of One Big Pair of Underwear from New York Times bestselling illustrator Tom Lichtenheld! What’s one thing that two bears, three yaks, four goats, and six cats have in common? They hate to share. But look out—here comes a pack of twenty pigs ready to prove that sharing makes everything twice as fun! This seriously silly Classic Board Book with artwork by the New York Times bestselling illustrator of Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site irresistibly combines the concepts of counting and sharing. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Gomer the Gassy Goat Hayley Rose, 2022-07-31 Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!Fun goat facts included. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Grandpa's Cat Joy Watson, 2014-04-24 The family cat is missing and while Grandma insists that it will turn up, Grandpa is determined to find his precious moggy even if it means turning the house upside down. |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Scariest Thing in the Garden Craig Smith, 2017-01-10 Whose eyes are those in the garden? Look, it's a scaredy-sprout! What do you think scared that sprout so much? A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R! Laugh out loud to this super-silly song and discover what truly IS the SCARIEST thing in the garden! From the author of the NUMBER ONE bestseller The Wonky Donkey. |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Memory Shed Sally Morgan, Ezekiel Kwaymullina, 2015 Annie is helping Grandma clear out her old shed for a garage sale. It seems that the shed has something to say about that though, and wants Grandma to listen. The dusty old things in there may be long forgotten, but they hold special family memories. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Two Captains Veniamin Kaverin, 2003-08 Two Captains is the most renowned novel of the Russian writer Veniamin Kaverin. The plot spans from 1912 to 1944. For more than half a century the book has been loved by children and adults alike. The novel has undergone more than 100 printings, including translations into other languages. Based on its story, plays have been staged and an opera has been written. The plot of the book also became the basis of two movies of the same title in 1955 and 1976. In 1995 in Pskov, the home town of the author, a monument was erected to the characters of the book and a Two Captains museum was opened. The real prototype for Captain Tatarinov was Lieutenant Georgii Brusilov, who in 1912 organized a privately funded expedition seeking a west-to-east Northern sea route. The steamship St. Anna, specially built for the expedition, left Petersburg on 28 July 1912. Near the shores of Yamal peninsula it was seized by ice and carried in the ice drift to the north of the Kara Sea. The expedition survived two hard winters. Of the 14 people who left the stranded steamship in 1914, only two made it to one of the islands of Frants-Joseph Land and were spotted and taken aboard St. Foka, the ship of the expedition of G. Y. Sedov. The ship log they had kept with them contained the most important of the scientific data, after the study of which Sedov's expedition found the previously unknown island in the Kara Sea, Vize Island. The ultimate fate of St.Anna and its remaining crew is still unknown. Veniamin Kaverin (1902-1989) wrote novels, short stories, fairy tales, memoirs, and biographies. In the early 1920s, Veniamin Kaverin was a member of experimental literary group Serapionovi bratya. In 1946 his novel Two Captains became the winner of the USSR State Literature Award. |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Grinny Granny Donkey Craig Smith, 2020-11-05 THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY is the third book from Craig Smith and Katz Cowley, the creative team behind the Scottish Granny internet sensation, THE WONKY DONKEY! Meet the latest addition to the phenomenal donkey family and get ready to hee haw with laughter! A brilliantly funny story by Craig Smith and beautiful illustrations by Katz Cowley guarantee that THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY will become your new favourite picture book. |
| grandma wonky donkey: 42 Is Not Just a Number Doreen Rappaport, 2017-09-05 An eye-opening look at the life and legacy of Jackie Robinson, the man who broke the color barrier in Major League Baseball and became an American hero. Baseball, basketball, football — no matter the game, Jackie Robinson excelled. His talents would have easily landed another man a career in pro sports, but in America in the 1930s and ’40s, such opportunities were closed to athletes like Jackie for one reason: his skin was the wrong color. Settling for playing baseball in the Negro Leagues, Jackie chafed at the inability to prove himself where it mattered most: the major leagues. Then in 1946, Branch Rickey, manager of the Brooklyn Dodgers, decided he was going to break the “rules” of segregation: he recruited Jackie Robinson. Fiercely determined, Jackie faced cruel and sometimes violent hatred and discrimination, but he proved himself again and again, exhibiting courage, restraint, and a phenomenal ability to play the game. In this compelling biography, award-winning author Doreen Rappaport chronicles the extraordinary life of Jackie Robinson and how his achievements won over — and changed — a segregated nation. |
| grandma wonky donkey: The World Through Picture Books IFLA Libraries for Children and Young Adults Section, The World Through Picture Books (WTPB) is a programme of the IFLA Libraries for Children and Young Adults Section in collaboration with IBBY (International Board on Books for Young People) Children's Librarians all over the world understand how important picture books in both traditional and digital formats are for children, for their development, cultural identity and as a springboard into learning to read for themselves. The idea behind the World Through Picture Books was to create a selection of picture books from around the world that have been recommended by librarians, as a way of celebrating and promoting the languages, cultures and quality of children's book publishing globally. The 3rd edition highlights 530 picture books, from 57 countries and featuring 37 languages. It is fully digital and the catalogue as well as a poster and bookmark can be downloaded free of charge. -- |
| grandma wonky donkey: Bedtime for Baby Shark Scholastic, 2019-09 Sing, dance, and read along to this bedtime song, featuring Baby Shark and his underwater friends. Kids will delight in this silly illustrated story of a shark family's bedtime routine, full of funny, eye-popping illustrations and a catchy tune you won't be able to stop singing. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Fangsgiving Ethan Long, 2018 The monsters of the Fright Club have gathered for a Thanksgiving feast at Vlad's home, but his family arrives unexpectedly and puts their own spin on every dish. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Grandma McGarvey Jenny Hessell, 1990 |
| grandma wonky donkey: Wanderlust Quilts Amanda Leins, 2015-09-01 Archaeology and crafts combine with these modern quilt and pillow projects inspired by classic art and architecture from around the world. Travel the world without leaving your studio! Tour ancient Greece, Rome, and Israel by way of 10 modern quilts designed from classical art and architecture, while you savor the stories and photos that inspired them. Infused with the mystery of the past, these timeless projects will help you grow as a quilter and move beyond the basics. Explore advanced techniques, including curved piecing, Y-seams, scalloped binding, and more. “Leins creatively pays homage to the aqueducts of the Coliseum, the inner dome of the Pantheon, or the cobblestones on a street…“Flowing Fabric” honors the caryatids on the Erectheum; “Layered Conversations” draws on heaps in old urban landscapes. Lein’s goals include showing that people all over the world, then and now, exploit “the same language of pattern,” including catenary arches, herringbones, and squares within squares.”—Publishers Weekly |
| grandma wonky donkey: I Really Want the Cake Simon Philip, 2017-08-10 There's a smell I can't ignore. It's wafting through the kitchen door. It's time for me to find out more. I think it might be cake. How do you resist the most amazing cake ever? Especially when your mum has left a note saying that you MUST NOT eat the cake? This wonderful rhyming text from Simon Philip, author of You Must Bring a Hat, is illustrated with huge energy and humour by Lucia Gaggiotti. |
| grandma wonky donkey: My Nanny Loves Me Little Hedgehog Little Hedgehog Books, 2019-01-07 Remind your special child who loves them with this endearing grandparent book! Using engaging illustrations and simple words, young children will enjoy curling up to read this delightful book with their grandparents. SIZE: 8.25 x 8.25 PAPER: Color PAGES: 32 pages COVER: Soft Cover (Gloss) |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Wonderful Pigs of Jillian Jiggs Phoebe Gilman, 2004 Jillian Jiggs has finally cleaned up her room! And after discovering that a jar of buttons she found during the cleanup look just like pigs' noses, Jillian Jiggs embarks on an extravagant pig-making enterprise. She makes pirate pigs, princess pigs, striped pigs and plaid pigs, and plans to sell them for ten cents each. But can Jillian part with her pigs so full of personality? |
| grandma wonky donkey: Wiggly the Worm Arnie Lightning, 2015-07-21 Follow the adventures of Wiggly Worm and his best friends (Snarky Snail, Rattles Snake, and Munchy Mosquito). Wiggly and his friends live in a backyard garden. What happens when they decide to explore outside the yard? This is an excellent storybook for early readers, reading aloud at home, and as a bedtime story. 5 fun short stories for kids Includes just for fun activities Short story chapter book with pictures Perfect for a bedtime story for kids Excellent for early and beginner readers Big and cute illustrations for early and younger readers This book is great for quick bedtime story or to be read aloud with friends and family! Kids and children can practice their reading skills or have a parent read it aloud. This special storybook includes lessons and morals about about caring and love. Story & Activity List: Wiggly Worm and the Garden Town Just for Fun Activity Snarky Snail's Story Rattles Snake Saves the Day Munchy Mosquito's Last Bite Just for Fun Activity Mac Apple's Lucky Day Just for Fun Activity Mazes and Puzzles About the Author Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! You can learn more about the author at: www.ArnieLightning.com Scroll up and click 'buy' to spend some quality time with your child! |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Kauri Family Suzy Cato, Arthur Baysting, 2020 Depicts the natural treasures that may be found in a kauri forest. Spot the kiwi, the tuatara, the weta and more - even the twinkling Matariki stars above the treetops--Publisher information. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Unicorn Math Missions Make Believe Ideas Ltd, 2021-03-02 A unicorn math activity book, with a silicone calculator in the cover. |
| grandma wonky donkey: Reinventing Yourself in Your Retirement Years Lee Gale Gruen, 2020-11-10 Have you retired or are about to and have no clue what to do next? Don't succumb to isolation and depression as so many have. This book offers a detailed guide for retirees, those soon to retire, baby boomers, and seniors to reinvent themselves in this new stage of their lives by finding joy, excitement, and purpose in their retirement. It is not a one-size-fits-all approach but instead highlights how each individual can identify and locate gratifying activities and pursuits based on their own interests and comfort level. The author learned the secret the hard way and finally transitioned from retired probation officer to actress, author, public speaker, and blogger. Audience members at her lectures on senior reinvention began requesting a book on the subject. This is the result, and it contains the content of those talks as well as six years of posts from her free, online blog. Her lectures, blog, and this book are all titled, Reinventing Yourself in Your Retirement Years. The book details the author's own personal reinvention after she retired; why people fear retirement; why they eventually do retire; how you can find joy, excitement, and purpose in your retirement; how you can figure out what might be of interest to you personally; and what the secret is to customizing available choices to your particular personality. To help guide them, the reader is then given a long, detailed account of what is available to retirees in the community as well as where and how to find those activities and pursuits. There is a separate chapter on volunteer activities and another on employment opportunities for retirees and seniors. The final chapter offers six years of posts from the author's blog which she has been writing every two weeks since 2013 where she discusses her thoughts, observations, and experiences which she believes are universal to the retiree and senior populations. Her website is: LeeGaleGruen.com |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Raj Haldar, Chris Carpenter, 2018-11 Turning the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, P is for Pterodactyl is perfect for anyone who has ever been stumped by silent letters or confused by absurd homophones. This whimsical, unique book takes silent letter entries like K is for Knight a step further with The noble knight's knife nicked the knave's knee. Lively illustrationsprovide context clues, and alliterative words help readers navigate text like a bright white gnat is gnawing on my gnocchi with ease. Everyone from early learners to grown-up grammarians will love this wacky book where A is for Aisle but Y is definitely not for Why. |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Grinny Granny Donkey (BB) Craig Smith, 2021-09-02 The hilarious third instalment from the bestselling creative team behind viral sensation The Wonky Donkey, now available in a super cute board book edition! Meet Grinny Granny - the latest addition to the phenomenalDonkey family. And just like Wonky Donkey and Dinky Donkey, she is silly and funny all at once. With a wonderful rhyming text and illustrations full of humour, The Grinny Granny Donkeywill make you hee hawwith laughter! A brilliantly funny storyby Craig Smithand beautiful illustrationsby Katz Cowleywill guarantee that The Grinny Granny Donkeywill become your new favouritepicture book The perfectgift for everychild The award-winningDonkey books bring families together with love, laughter and fun Also available:The Wonky Donkeyand The Dinky Donkey |
| grandma wonky donkey: Wonky Donkey Stories Craig Smith, 2025-11 Join the world's #1 bestselling family of donkeys in five laugh-out-loud picture books. This hilarious collection includes FIVE stories: The Wonky Donkey The Dinky Donkey The Grinny Granny Donkey Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise The Stinky Wonky Donkey |
| grandma wonky donkey: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2009-10 The book behind the YouTube sensation of a granny reading this story to her grandchild, viewed over 3 million times. THE WONKY DONKEY has sold over one million copies worldwide, and is now available as an e-book! Who ever heard of a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey? This hilarious picture book will have children - and adults - in fits of laughter! |
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