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| funny chicken pox: Itchy, Itchy Chicken Pox Grace Maccarone, Betsy Lewin, 1992 Peppy rhymes present the humorous side to a common ailment. |
| funny chicken pox: You Can't Eat Your Chicken Pox, Amber Brown Paula Danziger, 2006-09-07 Even when surprises come from all directions, Amber Brown is always bold, bright, and colorful. #Amber Brown is out now on Apple TV+ It's finally summer and Amber Brown is going to London to visit her aunt Pam and then to Paris to visit with her father. She is one excited kid before she goes. And one itchy kid when she arrives. Mosquito bites, she thinks. Chicken pox, she finds out. Is her vacation completely ruined? And now that she can't go to Paris, how will she be able to convince her dad to move back home? |
| funny chicken pox: Goldie Locks Has Chicken Pox Erin Dealey, 2002-02-01 Goldie Locks has chicken pox; from head to toe were polka dots.... When Goldie Locks spies her first spot, her mother knows it must be chicken pox. She immediately calls the Three Bears, apologizing for the chair, to see if Baby Bear has chicken pox, too. Soon, a steady stream of storybook favorites -- from Little Bo Peep to Henny Penny -- stop by to visit the bedridden child. All the while, Goldie Locks tries to ignore her brother's relentless teasing about her spotted exterior. But as more visitors arrive, her pox-free brother, in a fit of jealousy at the attention his sister is getting, intensifies his teasing, until suddenly all eyes are on him, but not for the reason he thinks... |
| funny chicken pox: Arthur's Chicken Pox Marc Tolon Brown, 1996-04 Arthur the aardvark catches chicken pox a week before he is supposed to go to the circus. |
| funny chicken pox: My Hippo Has the Hiccups Kenn Nesbitt, 2009-04-01 Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry is adored by kids. They just can't get enough of the great beats, wonderful imagery, and good ol' belly laughs his poetry contains! With over a hundred poems included, most of them new but some old favorites too, My Hippo Has the Hiccups is a laugh-out-loud good time. The audio CD features lots of the great poem readings and zany humor that make Kenn one of the most widely sought school speakers in the country. From angry vegetables to misbehaving robots to the boy who is only half a werewolf, these are all officially poems Kenn totally made up: my robot does my homework! | i bought a pet banana! | when vegetables are angry... Be sure to visit Kenn online at the world's most popular poetry site for kids: poetry4kids.com |
| funny chicken pox: Chickenpox Gretchen Hoffmann, 2009 Provides comprehensive information on the causes, treatment, and history of chickenpox. |
| funny chicken pox: Grandpa Spanielson's Chicken Pox Stories: Story #1: The Octopus Denys Cazet, 2006-01-03 Grandpa helps his favorite grandpup to avoid scratching his chicken pox by telling how he once had to fight off an octopus during a terrible storm. |
| funny chicken pox: I, Amber Brown Paula Danziger, 2011-09-15 Amber Brown loves the holidays. But this year, the season is bringing big changes. Amber's dad has moved back to New Jersey, which means shared custody. Soon Amber feels as if half of her belongs to her mom and half of her belongs to her dad. Amber decides that she needs to claim something for herself, and when the topic of ear-piercing comes up, she knows just what she's going to do! After all, don't her ears belong to her? Full of all the fun, humor, and realistic dialogue that Paula Danziger's famous for, this is a winning entry in the ever-popular series. Upbeat, authentic, and humorous. - School Library Journal, starred review Fresh and fast-paced. - Entertainment Weekly |
| funny chicken pox: The Unicorns Who Saved Christmas Mary Winn Heider, 2020-10-13 In this delightful and hilarious holiday picture book, can a troop of unicorns really save Christmas? It's Christmas Eve, and Santa's reindeer are sick with the chicken pox. They can't pull his sleigh, so Santa needs some serious help. Will the unicorns save Christmas despite coming down with a case of hiccups? Or will Christmas have to be canceled? |
| funny chicken pox: Chicken Pox Funny Faces Noratika Rosli, 2021-03-16 ★ It's fun and it's funny! ★ Let your children have fun decorating the Chicken Pox on the faces! ♥ This coloring book works great with dauber dawgs markers, dab o ink markers, dab and dot markers, crazy dot markers, do a dot art marker, dab markers, and more! Book Features: 8.5 x 11 coloring book, perfect for little hands Cute variety of cartoon faces designs A one-sided coloring page helps to prevent bleed-through Printed on bright white, 60-pound stock Happy DOTing!! |
| funny chicken pox: Karen's Chicken Pox (Baby-Sitters Little Sister #114) Ann M. Martin, 2016-08-30 From the bestselling author of the generation-defining series The Baby-sitters Club comes a series for a new generation! Stay away, spots! Halloween is coming! There will be a party at school. and Karen, Hannie, and Nancy have planned the best costume ever. Then Karen’s little sister gets the chicken pox. It is very contagious. Karen does not want to catch chicken pox. If she does, it will ruin Halloween. And that would be really scary! |
| funny chicken pox: Chicken Pox Panic Beverly Lewis, 1995-02-28 Chicken pox interferes with Abby's birthday surprise for her adopted Korean brother. |
| funny chicken pox: A Bad Case of Stripes David Shannon, 2016-08-30 It's the first day of school, and Camilla discovers that she is covered from head to toe in stripes, then polka-dots, and any other pattern spoken aloud! With a little help, she learns the secret of accepting her true self, in spite of her peculiar ailment. |
| funny chicken pox: Germs Ross Collins, 2004-10-20 Pox, a young germ on his first assignment, not only refuses to infect a girl with chicken pox, he also helps defend her from other germs and, for his heroism, is made Honorary Chief of the Immune System. |
| funny chicken pox: Grandpa Spanielson's Chicken Pox Stories: Story #2: A Snout for Chocolate Denys Cazet, 2006 When Barney gets chicken pox, Grandpa tells him a funny story to keep his mind off his itching. |
| funny chicken pox: Penny Dreadful is Incredibly Contagious Joanna Nadin, 2013-06-01 My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's JOKE. But in fact I am completely UNDREADFUL. It is just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS turn into DISASTERS. E.g. I didn't mean for Dad to have to go to a crucial meeting with a plastic flowerpot stuck on his head, I was only trying to invent a Patented Brain Massaging Helmet. Plus how was I to know that you can't do chickenpox for show-and-tell, or go to ballet class dressed as a blue cat, because even in disguise I am INCREDIBLY CONTAGIOUS! Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the Roald Dahl Funny Prize 2011 |
| funny chicken pox: Froggy's Worst Playdate Jonathan London, 2013 None of Froggy's friends are home one Saturday, so he goes on a movie playdate with Frogilina. |
| funny chicken pox: Fruitcakes Julian Wiles, 1991 |
| funny chicken pox: I Am Going to Save a Panda! Lauren Child, 2010-01-07 It's Save an Animal Week at school, and Lola and Lotta are going to raise money to save a panda. To do this, Lola gets sponsored to hop for as long as she can, and Lotta will skip. But then Lola gets the chicken pox. Now how will she save a panda? |
| funny chicken pox: Chicks and Salsa Aaron Reynolds, 2014-06-10 With whimsical illustrations by Paulette Bogan, Aaron Reynolds has created a hilarious picture book about one rooster's quest for culinary delight. What happens at Nuthatcher Farm when the chickens get tired of the same old chicken feed? The rooster hatches a plan, of course! With a pinch of genius, a dash of resourcefulness, and a little pilfering from the farmer's garden, the chickens whip up a scrumptious snack of chips and salsa. When the rest of the barnyard gets a whiff of the spicy smells and want to join in, it can mean only one thing . . . FIESTA! But when the big day arrives, all their spicy southwestern supplies are gone! It seems that Mr. and Mrs. Nuthatcher have caught on to the flavor craze as well, and the only thing left for the animals to do is to try a new culinary style-ooh la la! |
| funny chicken pox: Things that Make You Feel Good Todd Parr, 2011-02-21 Open this book to find out things that make you feel good and the things that make you feel bad. This children's book is written by the author of This Is My Hair. |
| funny chicken pox: Shipwreck Saturday Bill Cosby, 1998 Although his brother's friends make fun of it, Little Bill is very proud of the toy boat he has built and very upset when it is wrecked the first time he puts it in the water. |
| funny chicken pox: The Dumbest Idea Ever! Jimmy Gownley, 2014 Recounts the author's adventures as he grows from an eager-to-please boy into a teenage comic book artist. |
| funny chicken pox: A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings Gabriel García Márquez, 2014 Strange, wondrous things happen in these two short stories, which are both the perfect introduction to Gabriel García Márquez, and a wonderful read for anyone who loves the magic and marvels of his novels.After days of rain, a couple find an old man with huge wings in their courtyard in 'A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings' - but is he an angel? Accompanying 'A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings' is the short story 'The Sea of Lost Time', in which a seaside town is brought back to life by a curious smell of roses. |
| funny chicken pox: Fudge-a-Mania Judy Blume, 2011-12-01 Part of the classic Fudge series from Judy Blume, bestselling author of Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing! Peter Hatcher can’t catch a break. His little brother, Fudge—the five-year-old human hurricane—has big plans to marry Peter’s sworn enemy, Sheila Tubman. That alone would be enough to ruin Peter’s summer, but now his parents have decided to rent a summer home next door to Sheila the Cootie Queen’s house. Peter will be trapped with Fudge and Sheila for three whole weeks! “As a kid, Judy Blume was my favorite author, and Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing was my favorite book.”—Jeff Kinney, author of the bestselling Wimpy Kid series Love Fudge, Peter, and Sheila? Read all the books featuring your favorite characters: Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great Superfudge Double Fudge |
| funny chicken pox: Amber Brown is Not a Crayon Paula Danziger, 1995 Amber Brown and Justin Daniels are best friends. But when Justin finds out he is moving away, everything begins to change. |
| funny chicken pox: The White Horse Irene Jenkins, 2011-07-22 Combining literary fiction and memoir The White Horse provides a sensitive, humorous and endearing account of a familys struggle to survive living with an alcoholic. Through the lens of a wife and mother, the story evokes the shifting choices confronting families and the social issues they face. It is more than a novel; it is also a social history. The story transcends three continents and forty years. The highs and lows, the laughs and smiles all are here to share. Above all else runs the depth of love that permeates the apparent normalcy of family life on the surface, and the trauma of living in a dysfunctional situation. It is challenging and thought-provoking; although this is subtly assumed through the typical daily activities of the family. Using the metaphor of riding a carousel the story unfolds to reveal the different approaches the family takes to cope with the increasing trials posed by living with an alcoholic husband and father, John. Each ride portrays the emotions and feelings that are encountered during this journey, providing an insight into how the family survives and emerges stronger for the challenge. On the last visit to the carousel the final white horse looms who will be riding it and where is it heading?B Joan from Al-Anon says: The White Horse is an inspirational book focusing on one of the leading addictions today: alcoholism. The plot is fresh and different. Frank from AA says: It's a fantastic book. It's funny in places emotional, thoughtful I am now re-thinking my own life. Buy This Book |
| funny chicken pox: The Plot Chickens Mary Jane Auch, 2009-02-26 Henrietta loves to read. When she clucks buk, buk, buk at the library, the librarian knows exactly what to recommend. Then Henrietta decides to write a book. With the help of her three aunties, she hatches a plot. But when Henrietta publishes her story, the critics say she's laid an egg! Is this the end of Henrietta's career as an author? |
| funny chicken pox: Turkey Pox Laurie Halse Anderson, 1998-10 Charity is disappointed when she comes down with chicken pox and will miss Thanksgiving dinner. But then Grandma arrives with roast turkey and four snowplow drivers. Full color. |
| funny chicken pox: Something Funny Happened at the Library Rob Reid, 2003 Offers strategies and resources for youth services librarians who want to introduce humor into their programs, featuring tricks of the humor trade, programming models, and select bibliographies of humor books. |
| funny chicken pox: Daughter on His Doorstep Janis Reams Hudson, 2012-04-16 A MOST CONVENIENT MARRIAGE Fun-loving bachelor Trey Wilder was in for the surprise of his life when he discovered he was the father and sole guardian of a two-week-old baby girl! But what did an alfalfa farmer know about babies? Luckily, teacher Laurie Oliver was more than happy to show him…. Laurie intended to help Trey with his newborn only until the fall school season started, yet suddenly she found herself at the receiving end of a marriage proposal. But Laurie's visions of marriage were formed from love, not convenience…. Still, Trey's cobalt blue eyes and ruggedly handsome looks tripped her pulse like never before. Was it only a matter of time before business turned into pleasure…and permanence? |
| funny chicken pox: I've Got Chicken Pox , 1994 A funny, charming, and realistic look at a common childhood illness. A Pox Fact at the bottom of every spread adds a nonfiction bonus: simple, solid information about cause, contagion, and cure. For the sick room or anytime, an engaging, sympathetic picture book. Full color. |
| funny chicken pox: Amber Brown Is Feeling Blue Paula Danziger, 1998-10-26 Wow! Mom's boyfriend Max has invited Amber and her mom to Walla Walla, Washington for Thanksgiving. And Amber's dad is coming home from Paris to live nearby. Life couldn't be better. Until Amber's dad calls. He's expecting Amber to spend Thanksgiving with him in New York City. And the grownups are leaving it up to Amber to decide what to do.Suddenly, Amber feels as if she is in the middle of a bad dream...which only gets worse when she goes to school and meets the new girl -- Kelly Green. No way...no one in the class has ever had a two-color name like Amber Brown. Hannah Burton smirks and says, Let the color wars begin! Home. School. Nothing is going right. What to do? Amber Brown is feeling blue. |
| funny chicken pox: Belles on Their Toes Frank B. Gilbreth, Ernestine Gilbreth Carey, 2013-11-05 In this delightful memoir by the authors of Cheaper by the Dozen, the twelve Gilbreth children cope with the loss of their father as they grow up together. With twelve kids, life at the Gilbreth house has always been a big project. But after their father passes away, there are more challenges than ever. And yet, with the irrepressible blend of humor and good cheer characteristic of one of the most beloved families in America, the Gilbreths happily rise to every occasion and find a way to keep it all together. With the clan struggling to make ends meet, everyone has to pitch in. As their resourceful mother works to keep the family business running without Dad, the kids tackle the adventures of raising themselves and running a household. Their attempts to pinch pennies frequently result in chaos. From tragedy and the trials of the first year as a single-parent household to the daily crises of a family with a double-digit headcount, the episodes in Belles on Their Toes are poignant, inspiring, and hilarious. “From start to finish, it is a reading joy,” raved the Chicago Sunday Tribune. “There is a sincere and heartwarming atmosphere in this second volume,” wrote Library Journal, “that makes it almost better reading, if possible, than the first.” This ebook features an illustrated biography including rare photos from the authors’ estates. |
| funny chicken pox: Who Shares? Ewa Lipniacka, 2003 Two rabbits, a brother and sister, have trouble sharing what they should, and not sharing what they should not. |
| funny chicken pox: A Lucky Irish Lad Kevin O'Hara, 2010-03-22 Kevin O'Hara recreates his boyhood with these wonderful stories of growing up in Massachusetts in the 1950s and 60s as one of eight children. His parents, born in Ireland, came to this country for their children's sake. His family struggled against grinding poverty but they never gave up and never lost their faith that God had a plan for them. Kevin learned the lessons of making do and making things last, and what the true riches of the world are: good health and the love of a united family. All these lessons grounded him as he reached adulthood...and was sent off to fight in wilds of Vietnam as a reluctant solider. This book will tug at your heart and make you cry tears of both sorrow and joy. It is a story about the Irish-American experience but it is much more--it's the story of a generation growing up in the shadow of the Second World War and the start of a new age of hope and promise, a time when people believed that anything was possible as long as you dared to dream and had faith in yourself. And a little Irish luck couldn't hurt either. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied. |
| funny chicken pox: A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Bob Phillips, 2008-03-01 Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter. |
| funny chicken pox: When Vera Was Sick Vera Rosenberry, 2006-01 When spots break out all over her body, Vera must stay in the sick room where it is lonely and scary and where she can't fall asleep. |
| funny chicken pox: Uncle Wiggily's Story Book Howard Roger Garis, 2025-05-08 Uncle Wiggily's Story Book is a charming collection of tales that follow the adventures of the wise and kind Uncle Wiggily. In this book, Uncle Wiggily finds himself in a variety of delightful situations, helping animal friends, solving problems, and sharing his wisdom with those around him. Whether he’s going on a fun-filled journey or helping someone in need, Uncle Wiggily’s stories always revolve around themes of kindness, cleverness, and courage. This collection is a perfect read for children, with each story designed to be engaging and educational. The book's timeless lessons—on friendship, problem-solving, and helping others—are woven into every adventure, making it an ideal choice for young readers looking for inspiration. The sweet, gentle tone of the stories, combined with beautiful illustrations, makes this an enchanting addition to any child's library. Attractions for Readers: A variety of short, charming adventures that keep young readers entertained. The beloved character of Uncle Wiggily, who teaches valuable life lessons. Themes of kindness, courage, and problem-solving that resonate with children. Wholesome, uplifting stories that are perfect for bedtime or daily reading. |
| funny chicken pox: Men's Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny Alisha Gaddis, 2015-06-01 (Applause Acting Series). Never before has a monologue book been written completely by people who are actually funny for a living! This incredibly hysterical, cutting-edge collection of monologues will give an actor the extra bang he needs to land the perfect comedic role. Men's Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny features monologues by writers and comics who have written for and/or performed on Saturday Night Live , The Tonight Show , Last Comic Standing , E! Entertainment, Comedy Central Stage, and many, many more. This book is the answer to the comedic monologue needs of male actors everywhere! |
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