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| funny classroom poems: When The Teacher Isn't Looking Kenn Nesbitt, 2012-08-07 Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, pet days have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too). |
| funny classroom poems: No Breathing in Class Michael Rosen, 2002 Collection of poems about school. Suggested level: primary. |
| funny classroom poems: Revenge of the Lunch Ladies Kenn Nesbitt, 2012-06-19 The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will! |
| funny classroom poems: Giggle Poetry Reading Lessons Amy Buswell, Bruce Lansky, 2014-08-05 Many struggling readers are embarrassed to read aloud. They are often intimidated or bored by texts that reading specialists require them to practice. So, instead of catching up, they are falling further behind. This handbook filled with poetry reading lessons can help turn struggling readers into happy readers. |
| funny classroom poems: The Hypnotiser Michael Rosen, 1998 |
| funny classroom poems: Michael Rosen's Book of Very Silly Poems Michael Rosen, 1996 A lively, funny anthology of nonsense verse, including some new poems by Michael Rosen. Age 8+ 64 pages |
| funny classroom poems: The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems Brian Moses, 2021-05-25 The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems is a brilliantly funny anthology of the most giggle-worthy children's poems from one of the nations most celebrated children's poets, Brian Moses. Perfect for gifting and for reading aloud, you'll be chortling along with Brian as he shows you the funniest poems in the world! Explore chucklesome poems about pets, funny creatures, school, family, fantasy and fairy-tales, dinosaurs and dragons, space, and just plain SILLY poems. With poets such as Brian Bilston, Sue Hardy-Dawson, Pie Corbett and Paul Cookson next to Liz Brownlee, Mike Jubb, James Carter and Rachel Rooney, this is the ultimate hysterical collection of rib-tickling poems guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. |
| funny classroom poems: Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids Steve Attewell, 2012-04-11 A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds. |
| funny classroom poems: If I Ran the School Bruce Lansky, 2014-04-08 If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Homework Would Be Fun… If Your Teacher Assigned This Book as Required Reading! — If you’ve ever considered playing sick, had a hard time getting started on your homework, thought your teacher was on your case, or wondered how many days were left until summer vacation, this collection of funny school poems is for you. Bruce Lansky has written five new poems for this book and selected nineteen others from some of his favorite poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Ted Scheu, and Robert Pottle. |
| funny classroom poems: No More Homework! No More Tests! Bruce Lansky, 2010-10-12 No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. These hilarious poems were written by a number of poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Carol Diggory Shields, Kalli Dakos, and Bruce Lansky. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal's shoe, it is certain to have readers laughing by the first page. This book puts the cool back in school and makes students WANT to write and read poetry. Appropriate for Grades 1-6, and Ages 5-12. |
| funny classroom poems: Monster School Kate Coombs, 2018-08-28 Twilight's here. The death bell rings. Everyone knows what the death bell brings—it's time for class! You're in the place where goblins wail and zombies drool. (That's because they're kindergartners.) Welcome to Monster School. In this entertaining collection of poems, award-winning poet Kate Coombs and debut artist Lee Gatlin bring to vivid life a wide and playful cast of characters (outgoing, shy, friendly, funny, prickly, proud) that may seem surprisingly like the kids you know . . . even if these kids are technically monsters. |
| funny classroom poems: Super Silly School Poems David Greenberg, 2014-06-24 A collection of silly poems that's perfect for back-to-school!This school-themed collection contains wacky, wonderful poems about a recess secret, a show-and-tell mystery, a handful of homework excuses, and a sneaky, slithering, escaped class pet. These poems are sure to tickle the funny bone of any kid who's ever endured a gross cafeteria lunch or a teacher with eyes in the back of her head.David Greenberg's silly school poems will speak to kids, parents, and teachers alike. Liza Woodruff's fun illustrations are a perfect fit for these poems. |
| funny classroom poems: Kids Pick The Funniest Poems Bruce Lansky, 2013-03-05 Betcha laugh! This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It's a classic because it's the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children's poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and Kenn Nesbitt. Humorous illustrations by Stephen Carpenter make this book even better. |
| funny classroom poems: There's No Place Like School Jack Prelutsky, 2010-06-22 A day at school is: a. marvelous b. dreadful c. silly d. all of the above—and much, much more! From suspicious hot lunches (yuck!), to pop quizzes (oh, no!), to recess and best friends (hooray!), everything you love—and love to hate—about school is front and center in this collection of eighteen poems by thirteen celebrated poets. One thing's for certain: there's no place like school! |
| funny classroom poems: Lunch Money and Other Poems about School Carol Diggory Shields, 1998-08 Twenty-four poems about school including such titles as Math My Way, Clockwatching, and School Daze Rap. |
| funny classroom poems: I'm Allergic to School! Robert Pottle, Mike Gordon, Carl Gordon, 2007-01-01 This is a collection of 18 poems and songs about the funnier-than-fiction misadventures that occur every day at school. |
| funny classroom poems: My Dog Likes to Disco Kenn Nesbitt, 2022-07-20 My dog likes to disco on TikTok for fun. He'd rather start dancing than go for a run... Former Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt, possibly the funniest poet ever to wield a pen, is back with more of the impossible poems, outrageous rhymes, and absurd wordplay that kids can't stop reading. My Dog Likes to Disco unleashes seventy new poems about disco-dancing dogs, invisible kids, misbehaving phones, preposterous people, and much, much more. From the creator of the world's most popular poetry website for children, poetry4kids.com, My Dog Likes to Disco includes many of the most popular poems Kenn Nesbitt has ever written, including ''''I Made a Meme this Morning,'''' ''''My Flat Cat,'''' and ''''Our Dog's Name is Roomba.'''' Reviews Irrepressible, unpredictable, and raucously popular children's poet Kenn Nesbitt was spawned in the same cracked petri dish as Jack Prelutsky, to whom he is the natural heir. (J. Patrick Lewis, US Children's Poet Laureate, author of Please Bury Me in the Library) Kenn Nesbitt wrote a book of poems A funny one I think. And though it's colored black and white Watch it tickle you PINK! (Douglas Florian, author and illustrator of Comets, Stars, the Moon, and Mars: Space Poems and Paintings) Kenn Nesbitt's brain is the clown car of children's poetry. I don't know how they all fit in there, but they keep tumbling out, one after another, each one funnier than the one before it. (Eric Ode, poet and songwriter. Author of When You're a Pirate Dog and Other Pirate Poems) Fans of Kenn Nesbitt will gobble up this new offering, which combines his infallible command of rhyme scheme with the hilarious-yet oddly contemplative-wisdom of a child pondering the world. (Joyce Sidman, author of Swirl by Swirl: Spirals in Nature) |
| funny classroom poems: Almost Late to School Carol Diggory Shields, 2005-07-21 In this follow-up to the ever-popular Lunch Money, 22 poems offer humor, surprise, and a knowing slant on the changing moods of a school day. Full color. |
| funny classroom poems: I've Been Burping in the Classroom Bruce Lansky, 2007-04-03 Provides silly, school-themed lyrics to popular tunes. |
| funny classroom poems: Dirt on My Shirt: Selected Poems Jeff Foxworthy, 2009-09-22 In his bestselling picture book Dirt on My Shirt, Jeff Foxworthy warmed the hearts of kids both big and little. Now, in this I Can Read edition, poems have been hand selected for beginning readers to enjoy. From meeting Auntie Brooke and Uncle Keith to searching for tadpoles and snakes, young readers will love discovering Jeff's vibrant neighborhood all for themselves. Filled to the brim with hilarious poems and beautiful art, this book is the perfect addition to any I Can Read library! |
| funny classroom poems: My Cat Knows Karate Kenn Nesbitt, 2018-10-27 Kenn Nesbitt returns with another round of the ridiculous rhymes, wacky wordplay, and preposterous punchlines that kids love to read. My Cat Knows Karate includes seventy new poems about goofy gadgets, kooky characters, funny families, absurd situations, and much, much more. |
| funny classroom poems: My Hippo Has the Hiccups Kenn Nesbitt, 2009-04-01 Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry is adored by kids. They just can't get enough of the great beats, wonderful imagery, and good ol' belly laughs his poetry contains! With over a hundred poems included, most of them new but some old favorites too, My Hippo Has the Hiccups is a laugh-out-loud good time. The audio CD features lots of the great poem readings and zany humor that make Kenn one of the most widely sought school speakers in the country. From angry vegetables to misbehaving robots to the boy who is only half a werewolf, these are all officially poems Kenn totally made up: my robot does my homework! | i bought a pet banana! | when vegetables are angry... Be sure to visit Kenn online at the world's most popular poetry site for kids: poetry4kids.com |
| funny classroom poems: Aliens Have Landed (Retired Edition) Kenn Nesbitt, 2001-09-01 Presents a collection of poems about imaginative subjects. |
| funny classroom poems: School Poems , 2005 Another fantastic poetry collection compiled by Jennifer Curry and packed full of poems from some of the best-loved children's poets, including Grace Nichols, Benjamin Zephaniah, Tony Mitton and Wes Magee. And Sarah Nayler's brilliant black and white illustrations on every page help bring the littlest limerick to life! |
| funny classroom poems: A Hatful of Dragons Vikram Madan, 2020-07-14 Ideal for fans of Jack Prelutsky and Shel Silverstein, this collection of hilarious poems is perfect for any young reader who likes to read — and laugh! This funny poetry book is full of unusual characters: lots and lots of dragons, panda and pangolin musicians, mail-order eggs that hatch dinosaurs (surprise!), ten aliens with a garden-gnome pal, a robot uncle, and a professor who uses his Page Machine to travel to multiple pages within the book. Vikram Madan's ingenious poems take many forms, from limerick to rebus to a fill-in-the-blank poem that offers more than 13.8 billion funny combinations. All feature clever wordplay, impeccable rhythm and rhyme, and riotous punchlines. This is a quirky collection of poems that readers will laugh their way through again and again. |
| funny classroom poems: The Recess Queen Alexis O'Neill, 2016-06-28 An irrepressible new girl dethrones the reigning recess bully by becoming her friend in this infectious playground romp. Mean Jean was Recess Queen and nobody said any different.Nobody swung until Mean Jean swung.Nobody kicked until Mean Jean kicked.Nobody bounced until Mean Jean bounced.If kids ever crossed her, she'd push 'em and smoosh 'emlollapaloosh 'em, hammer 'em, slammer 'emkitz and kajammer 'em.Until a new kid came to school!Parents and teachers will appreciate the story's deft handling of conflict resolution (which happens without adult intervention).A lively story about the power of kindness and friendship -- Publishers WeeklyA lighthearted look at a serious topic in schools and on playgrounds everywhere... -- School Library JournalGreat for reading aloud and joining in. -- Booklist |
| funny classroom poems: The Biggest Burp Ever Kenn Nesbitt, 2018-10-27 Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more. |
| funny classroom poems: Funny Poems Jan Dean, 2015-09-03 This 'Funny' themed anthology of poems is written by various authors. The anthologies in this series are updated and revised versions of previously published titles, each with several brand new poems in them. There's an anthology for every place and topic. Make sure you've always got a verse rehearsed! Roaring dinosaur rhymes, silly school rhymes: even some revolting rhymes to get you groaning. You can rap or rhyme them, mime them out or tackle fiendish tongue-twisters. Heaps of rib-tickling rhymes to send you poetry potty, and it all supports the school curriculum. A matching Teacher Resource Book, written by Paul Cookson, features workshop-style lessons based on different poetry types/genres. Each lesson focuses on a specific poem from one of the anthologies. |
| funny classroom poems: This Is Just to Say Joyce Sidman, 2014-02-25 For use in schools and libraries only. Poems that say I'm sorry reveal the power of words to a sixth-grade class. |
| funny classroom poems: Funny Poems for Christmas Paul Cookson, 2006 'Funny Poems for Christmas' presents everything that you could want for Christmas - food, prezzies, decorations, Santa - but in poetical form. This book is filled with raving mad relatives, rapping reindeer, talking turkeys, snowflakes and sparkle! |
| funny classroom poems: A Kid in My Class Rachel Rooney, 2018-08 Short perceptive poems describe the distinct types of kids in an average classroom. |
| funny classroom poems: Working Classics Peter Oresick, Nicholas Coles, 1990 A diverse collection of 169 poems by 74 poets writing about blue- collar America at work. Arrangement is by author, with indexing that gives access by subjects such as accidents, after work, bosses, various industries, retirement, sabotage, pride in work. The theme of work is a central and evocative one, and this collection brings its importance home. |
| funny classroom poems: The Armpit of Doom Kenn Nesbitt, 2018-10-27 Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more. |
| funny classroom poems: Rainy Day Poems James McDonald, 2012-11 |
| funny classroom poems: If Kids Ruled the School , 2012-07-03 If Kids Ruled the School contains 50 giggle-inducing poems about school, covering everything from homework and tests to school lunches and detention. The book contains poems by Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Brod Baggert, Linda Knaus, Ted Sheu and Dave Crawley. The poems have been tested (and enjoyed) by a panel of more than 1,000 elementary school children. iParenting Media Awards Back to School 2004 Winner: Poetry If you've ever tried to convince Mom and Dad that the F on your report card stands for fabulous, this hilarious collection of school poems is for you! In the tradition of the popular anthology No More Homework! No More Tests!, this book covers wild and wacky school topics, like bringing skunks to show-and-tell, falling asleep at your desk, and ripping your pants on the playground. The big-timers of children's poetry have converged on the pages of this book to deliver the very best in school poetry. Just ask the hundreds of elementary-school students who helped Bruce Lansky handpick these poems: Each poem is guaranteed to make you giggle, grin, and/or guffaw! |
| funny classroom poems: Wishes, Lies, and Dreams Kenneth Koch, 1999 For nearly 20 years, this invaluable primer for unleashing children's creative imaginations has been lovingly and successfully used in countless classrooms across the country. In this vivid account of his experience teaching poetry to Manhattan schoolchildren, Kenneth Koch describes his inventive methods and shows how poetry became exciting for these students for the first time. Featuring numerous examples of the students' works, this remarkable classic is a valuable text for all those who care about educating the young. |
| funny classroom poems: My Teacher's In Detention Bruce Lansky, 2012-07-31 This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle -- plus many more great Giggle Poets -- wrote these gems. My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and gross-out school lunches. The book contains poems by well-known poets, including Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Robert Pottle, and more great giggle poets. Editor and contributor Bruce Lansky is one of North America's three bestselling authors of children's poetry books. His kid-tested, giggle-filled children's poetry books have sold over 3.5 million copies. This book follows on the success of Lansky's other school poetry anthologies, No More Homework! No More Tests!, and If Kids Ruled the School, which have sold over 500,000 copies in all editions and are among the best selling children's poetry books at retail. |
| funny classroom poems: Jesus was Way Cool John S. Hall, 1997 As the lead ranter for sound pioneers King Missile, John S Hall has pricked the ears of radio listerners of the last decade with such tales as 'Detachable Penis', 'Take Stuff From Work,' and our title track, 'Jesus Was Way Cool.' he has recorded seven CDs. With this, his first book, Soft Skull puts into print the material that established Spoken Word as a vibrant alternative to mumbling Corporate Rock. |
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