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| funny vulgar gifts: 1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs Madelina Anne, 2019-11-16 Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Dancing with Jesus: Bobbling Figurine Sam Stall, 2017-10-03 Adapted from the wildly popular Dancing with Jesus, this humorous kit includes a bobbling Jesus figurine on a suction cup base that you can attach to your dashboard, your desk, or virtually anywhere you could use some peace and tranquility--or to just bring a smile to your face. Kit includes: 3 dancing Jesus bobbling figurine 48-page illustrated mini book including 10 dance moves with how-to instructions, along with the inspiration for each dance derived from Jesus's life and teachings Illustrated conga line backdrop to display with your figurine |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Things I Want To Say To My Students But I Can't Teacher Appreciation, 2019-05-02 This Wonderful Sarcastic notebook / journal is an awesome teacher gift under 10 dollars and it's the perfect way to show your gratitude and how much your appreciate you best teacher ever. The best thing about this teacher notebook is it has a Convenient size to take anywher, and it has 110 blank lined pages, can be used as journal, notebook, planner or doodle book. This funny teacher gifts is perfect for: Teacher Retirement Gifts Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher day gift and many more... |
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| funny vulgar gifts: How to Traumatize Your Children Knock Knock, 2007 While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: How to Live with a Huge Penis Richard Jacob, Owen Thomas, 2014-09-23 Is Bigger Really Better? Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on • Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family • Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis • Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis • and much, much more Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Ask a Manager Alison Green, 2018-05-01 'I'm a HUGE fan of Alison Green's Ask a Manager column. This book is even better' Robert Sutton, author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide 'Ask A Manager is the book I wish I'd had in my desk drawer when I was starting out (or even, let's be honest, fifteen years in)' - Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck A witty, practical guide to navigating 200 difficult professional conversations Ten years as a workplace advice columnist has taught Alison Green that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they don't know what to say. Thankfully, Alison does. In this incredibly helpful book, she takes on the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You'll learn what to say when: · colleagues push their work on you - then take credit for it · you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email and hit 'reply all' · you're being micromanaged - or not being managed at all · your boss seems unhappy with your work · you got too drunk at the Christmas party With sharp, sage advice and candid letters from real-life readers, Ask a Manager will help you successfully navigate the stormy seas of office life. |
| funny vulgar gifts: How to Poo at Work Mats, Enzo, 2009 Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin - This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams--Publisher's description. |
| funny vulgar gifts: From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen (Snoop Dogg Cookbook, Celebrity Cookbook with Soul Food Recipes) Snoop Dogg, 2018-10-23 Looking for cookbooks with a little more personality? Welcome to tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen.The first cookbook and recipe book from Tha Dogg, From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg's Kitchen. You've seen Snoop Dogg work his culinary magic on VH1's Emmy-nominated Martha and Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party, and now Tha Dogg's up in your kitchen...with his first cookbook. Recipe book that delivers 50 recipes straight from Snoop's own collection: Snoop's cookbook features OG soul food cookbook staples like Baked Mac & Cheese and Fried Bologna Sandwiches with Chips, and new takes on classic weeknight faves like Soft Flour Tacos and Easy Orange Chicken. And it don't stop...Snoop's giving a taste of the high life with remixes on upper echelon fare such as Lobster Thermidor and Filet Mignon. But we gotta keep it G with those favorite munchies too, ya know? From chewy Starbursts to those glorious Frito BBQ Twists, you should have an arsenal of snacks that'll satisfy. And of course, no party is complete without that Gin and Juice and other platinum ways to entertain. If you're a fan of celebrity books and cookbooks such as Bob's Burgers, Magnolia Table Cookbook, Margaritaville cookbook, Thug Kitchen cookbook, or the Gilmore Girls Eat Like a Gilmore; the Doggfather's got you covered - complete with epic stories and behind-the-scenes photos that bring his masterpieces to life. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Crafting with Cat Hair Kaori Tsutaya, 2013-05-21 Got fur balls? Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, then it’s time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour—with a little help, of course, from your feline friends! |
| funny vulgar gifts: The Golden Girls: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas Francesco Sedita, Douglas Yacka, 2018-10-16 Celebrate this holiday season with the Golden Girls! 'Twas the night before Christmas and out on the lanai... This holiday season, celebrate with Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia. This illustrated gift book is a perfect stocking stuffer for fans of the show that won eleven Emmy Awards, three Golden Globes, and a place in pop culture fame as one of the best shows of all time. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Bob Ross Bobblehead Bob Ross, 2017-10-03 Bring the soothing sounds of Bob Ross and The Joy of Painting into your home or office with the one and only mini Bob Ross Talking Bobblehead. Kit includes: 4 bobblehead figure that plays 10 different wise and witty sayings from the art master Mini easel book featuring 30 of Ross's landscape works, which can be displayed alongside the bobblehead figure |
| funny vulgar gifts: Funny Bones Kate Temple, Jol Temple, Oliver Phommavanh, 2019-11-05 A bumper book to tickle your funny bone with over 100 hilarious one-liners, jokes, shaggy dog tales as well as silly stories and wise-cracking cartoons from Australia's favourite comedians, children's authors and illustrators, that raises money for War Child Australia. |
| funny vulgar gifts: Fuck Yeah! Decision Dice Chronicle Books, 2019-08-20 Address life's tough decisions with a roll of the dice! Two 6-sided dice—one that says fuck on all sides, and the other with words like yeah and no—combine to give you the answers you've been looking for. Your decision-making process just got a whole lot easier—so, what the f*ck are you waiting for? |
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| funny vulgar gifts: The People of Walmart. com Adult Coloring Book Andrew Kipple, 2016-09-30 Brought to you by the wildly popular website, PeopleofWalmart.com, this official adult coloring book performs VERY well on Amazon at $13.99. It is comprised of 37 single sided images, all original and intricate artwork based on the images from the website that makes MILLIONS laugh. It is both beautiful and hilarious. |
| funny vulgar gifts: Slutify Adult Coloring Book Very Dirty Talk Publishers, 2021-04-15 A dirty coloring book unlike any other! Slutify is a unique collection of 30 dirty and funny phrases and lines of songs and coloring pages for you to color and relax. Details: Pages : 62; Dimensions: 8.5in x 11in; 30 Quotes; Mandala art. |
| funny vulgar gifts: Batman: Bat Signal Danielle Selber, 2012-05-22 A one-of-a-kind light-up miniature replica of Batman's Bat-Signal! Kit includes: 2-3/4 high bat-signal the projects the iconic Batman symbol onto nearby walls and other surfaces 48-page book of Batman history, featuring full-color illustrations Batteries included. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Don't Be a Dehydrated Bitch Gag Gifts For Mankind, 2019-11-17 A simple and elegant blank lined journal with 120 crisp white pages. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: What Money Wants Noam Yuran, 2014-03-26 One thing all mainstream economists agree upon is that money has nothing whatsoever to do with desire. This strange blindness of the profession to what is otherwise considered to be a basic feature of economic life serves as the starting point for this provocative new theory of money. Through the works of Karl Marx, Thorstein Veblen, and Max Weber, What Money Wants argues that money is first and foremost an object of desire. In contrast to the common notion that money is but an ordinary object that people believe to be money, this book explores the theoretical consequences of the possibility that an ordinary object fulfills money's function insofar as it is desired as money. Rather than conceiving of the desire for money as pathological, Noam Yuran shows how it permeates economic reality, from finance to its spectacular double in our consumer economy of addictive shopping. Rich in colorful and accessible examples, from the work of Charles Dickens to Reality TV and commercials, this book convinces us that we must return to Marx and Veblen if we are to understand how brand names, broadcast television, and celebrity culture work. Analyzing both classical and contemporary economic theory, it reveals the philosophical dimensions of the controversy between orthodox and heterodox economics. |
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| funny vulgar gifts: Humping Animals Adult Colouring Book Janny The House, 2020-01-07 2020 GAG GIFT OF THE YEAR!Surprise every adult you know with the gift of non-stop laughter and fun! The Humping Animals Coloring Book is jam-packed full of FUNNY adult coloring pages featuring animals gone wild from around the world. You have never seen anything like it until now! Let's be honest, we have all seen animals getting down. Maybe it was in a park, in a neighbors yard, or watching our own pets shag each other in the comfort of our living rooms. But no matter where - or how often it happens - you have to admit it's F*CKING HILARIOUS! This adult coloring book recreates those moments while showcasing some that you may have never seen before! ★ Features a variety of animals getting lucky from around the world ★ The last page alone may be worth the price of the coloring book ★ Designed to help relax, relieve stress & laugh ★ Be the star of this year's white elephant & secret santa gift exchanges Adult Coloring Book Fun! Not only is the Humping Animals Coloring Book a silly gag gift, it's also designed to help you to relax and relieve your stress, anxiety, and depression. Much in the same way that swear word adult coloring books help. This coloring book makes a great gift for any grown up who has a sense of humor and loves animals. It also makes an good present for all occasions such as Christmas, Mother's Day, college graduation birthdays, retirement, & more. |
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r/funny: Reddit's largest humor depository. Memes of any sort are expressly forbidden. This includes any variety of memetic image or video format, any footage or photographs of memes …
Best Funny Posts - Reddit
Screenshots of Black people being hilarious or insightful on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best.
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Went for a Who-ville chic, ended up looking more like a Wha-happened disaster. 💄😅
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