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funny short stories about unicorns: When Unicorns Poop Lexie Castle, 2019-10-01 Celebrate all things sparkly, including unicorn poop, with this rainbow-filled, humorous story! Did you know that when a unicorn poops, rainbows arch across the sky? And when they toot, shiny bubbles float all around! What happens when a unicorn sneezes or spits or cries? More magical whimsy occurs when unicorns do all these things, of course. Just don't step in their poop-eww! Complete with stunning, bright, and magical full-color illustrations, When Unicorns Poop is sure to delight kids as well as be the perfect gift for any unicorn-crazed adult. |
funny short stories about unicorns: How to Catch a Unicorn Adam Wallace, 2019-03-05 The #1 New York Times bestseller! Try to catch one of the world's most elusive mythical creatures—the unicorn—in this enchanting picture book for kids, the perfect Easter basket stuffer! From the New York Times and USA Today bestselling How to Catch series comes a dazzling new adventure! Filled with zany traps, STEAM concepts, silly rhymes, and lots of rainbow unicorn fun, parents, educators, and young readers alike will delight in this colorful story as the How to Catch Kids are off in the zoo to catch this fantastical beast. Perfect for children ages 4-10, this is the ultimate unicorn gift of the year, great for birthdays, bedtime, or any occasion! Can you catch the unicorn? You'll have to use your brain, So set your traps and prep your team to pet that rainbow mane! Also in the How to Catch Series: How to Catch a Mermaid How to Catch a Dinosaur How to Catch the Tooth Fairy How to Catch a Monster and more! |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorns Are the Worst! Alex Willan, 2020-09-29 Perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos and Unicorn Thinks He’s Pretty Great, this wildly funny and imaginative picture book celebrates the value of differences as a grumpy goblin gets to know his new unicorn neighbors. It’s an undeniable fact that unicorns are the worst! Magic is serious business, but all unicorns do is frolic around, have tea parties, and leave glitter all over the place! They’re nothing like goblins—practical and hard-working, who can put magic to good use! Unicorns aren’t helpful at all. Or are they? |
funny short stories about unicorns: My Camel Wants to Be a Unicorn Julia Inserro, 2021-06 Why would a camel want to be a unicorn? Did she eat too many unicorn cupcakes? Did she read too many unicorn books? What could possibly be the problem? Come along on this fun and silly adventure and find out just why my camel wants to be a unicorn. You might be surprised. Great story to introduce the concept of empathy - don't make assumptions about others, ask and observe. |
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funny short stories about unicorns: Sophie Johnson: Unicorn Expert Morag Hood, 2018-04-05 Are you a unicorn expert? Then meet Sophie Johnson... you have a lot in common! Sophie Johnson is an endearing new picture book character, who is just bursting with information and knowledge that she is keen to pass on. She’s a self-confessed unicorn expert (among other things) and has dressed up her toys and pets with their own unique horns. Strange then, that she doesn’t seem to notice the real unicorn who has come into her house... A wonderfully humorous story, from a new picture book dream-team, Morag Hood and Ella Okstad about a unicorn hiding in plain sight and a little girl who is totally oblivious to his presence! Ideal for fans of unicorns, rainbows and magic everywhere! 'Sophie is a wonderfully endearing character with whom children (and adults) will fall in love, despite the mayhem she causes. Glorious illustrations capture the chaos and fun of this hilarious story to perfection.' Parents in Touch |
funny short stories about unicorns: Never Let a Unicorn Scribble! , 2021 This story is about a little girl who keeps hearing, Never let a unicorn scribble! But in her heart believes that people just don't understand how beautiful scribbling can be. She keeps trying to teach her unicorn to scribble but soon realizes this is more difficult then she anticipated. But instead of giving up, she uses her imagination to come up with a creative way to get her unicorn to scribble, at first it looks like it was complete disaster but ends up being truly magical! |
funny short stories about unicorns: Nobody Likes Unicorns Karen Kilpatrick, 2021-09-28 Nobody likes unicorns...because everybody loves them! When a llama tries to convince a group of kids why nobody likes unicorns, will it be the llama who learns something in the end? This book is perfect for talking about concepts such as jealousy, accepting differences, comparisons, and being comfortable with yourself. Plus, children will learn fun nonfiction facts about llamas throughout the story and in a special section at the end of the book! This funny, imaginative tale is engaging, instructive, and perfect for both llama and unicorn fans everywhere! |
funny short stories about unicorns: Once Upon a Unicorn Horn Beatrice Blue, 2019-03-04 Shortlisted for the 2020 Waterstones Children's Book Prize. This magical and fun-filled story about how unicorns got their horns is the first in a new series about how magical creatures came to have their gifts. Do you know how unicorns got their horns? It all began once upon a magic forest, when a little girl called June discovered tiny horses learning how to fly in her garden. But one of the poor horses couldn't fly at all! So, with the help of her parents, June thought of a very sweet and very delicious way to make her new friend happy. I wonder what it could have been... 'A lovely, heart-warming story, beautifully illustrated, with warm, friendly characters' --Parents in Touch 'Themes of kindness, perseverance and never being afraid to ask for help are threaded into this joyful tale full of magic, colour and happiness' --Library Mice Don't miss Beatrice Blue's second book, Once Upon a Dragon's Fire, coming in March 2020! |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorns Don't Love Rainbows HB Emma Adams, 2021-01-04 A brilliantly funny and heartfelt story about empathy, kindness, celebrating what makes us different, and... unicorns! |
funny short stories about unicorns: Bedtime Stories For Kids Funny Unicorns, Dragons and Princess Uncle Teddy, 2023-12-15 Let your child fall asleep with a fantastic fairy world Are you looking for an excellent and magical compilation of bedtime stories to help your children enter the world of imagination? Would you like to feel more comfortable, as a parent, knowing your kids are sleeping better, learning, and enjoying themselves at the same time? If the answer to those questions is “YES”, keep reading because this is the book you were looking for. The book Bedtime Stories For Kids Funny Unicorns, Dragons and Princess, contains fantastic tales that, for sure, children will love! If you want to know more about the content of this book, follow the next paragraphs! This book was created with both parents and children in mind. Its mission is to eliminate the nightly battle of bedtime, find the rest parents need, and give children healthy, natural development and great attitudes! In this book, the little ones will learn about friendship, family, and teamwork. They will also understand how incredible life is and that magic is found in their imagination, hearts, and souls. Bedtime stories are a fantastic alternative to electronic devices that you can use to get your child to fall asleep quickly; you can read to your little one every night at bedtime. Each story features different protagonists in whimsical, far-out stories: princesses, unicorns, and dragons. And the best part? At the end of each story, there's an uplifting message to send your young readers off to dreamland! By reading this book, you will be able to: - Get your child to fall asleep quickly; - Gain free time at night that you can spend relaxing or with your partner; - Make your baby have big dreams; - Make your baby's imagination soar each night; - Increase your baby's regularity in going to bed at the right time each night; - ... and many other benefits! This amazing collection of stories with fantastic animals like dragons, unicorns, mermaids, and more stimulates children's imagination and provides deep relaxation until they fall asleep. Snuggle up and treat your child to a sweet bedtime story - we hope you and your child will enjoy reading this book together! Let your kid relax with these great stories! GET YOUR COPY NOW! What are you waiting for? |
funny short stories about unicorns: Zombies vs. Unicorns Holly Black, Justine Larbalestier, 2015-07-28 It’s the epic battle of brains against manes. Which side are you on? It’s a question as old as time itself: which is better, the zombie or the unicorn? This all-original anthology edited by Holly Black (Team Unicorn) and Justine Larbalestier (Team Zombie) makes strong arguments for both sides in the form of spectacular short stories. Half of the stories portray the strengths—for good and evil—of unicorns, and half show the good (and really, really badass) side of zombies. Contributors include many bestselling authors, including Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Maureen Johnson, Meg Cabot, Scott Westerfeld, and Margo Lanagan. This anthology will have everyone asking: Team Zombie or Team Unicorn? |
funny short stories about unicorns: Skandar and the Unicorn Thief A.F. Steadman, 2024-02-06 Thirteen-year-old Skandar Smith has always wanted to be a Unicorn rider, but when the mysterious Weaver steals the most powerful unicorn in the world, Skandar must face sky battles, ancient secrets, and bloodthirsty unicorns in order to save his island. |
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funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn Selfies Dana Simpson, 2022-06-07 Phoebe and Her Unicorn is the most stunning unicorn feature around! With over 2 million copies sold in the series, Phoebe and Her Unicorn will delight middle grade readers and unicorn lovers of all ages. Phoebe Howell and her best friend, the dazzling unicorn Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, have all kinds of exciting things planned for the summer. Their adventures include constructing a secret clubhouse with Phoebe's friend Max (enlisting the help of some magic pixies along the way) and preparing for a trip to Marigold's unicorn family reunion. Along the way, readers will meet all kinds of new characters, learn what magic spells are best avoided, and have all kinds of sparkling unicorn fun. |
funny short stories about unicorns: A Unicorn Named Sparkle Amy Young, 2016-07-05 When Lucy sees an ad in the newspaper for a unicorn, she sends in her twenty-five cents and waits four to six long weeks for her very own unicorn to arrive. She imagines the flowers that she'll braid into his beautiful pink mane, and she even picks the perfect name for him: Sparkle. But when Sparkle arrives, his ears are too long, his horn is too short, he smells funny--and oh, he has fleas. Lucy isn't pleased, but in the end she warms up to Sparkle and realizes that even though he wasn't exactly the unicorn she wanted, he might be just the one she needs. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Grumpycorn Sarah McIntyre, 2019-09-05 Unicorn wants to write the most fabulous story in the world. He hasa fancy notebook. A special fluffy pen. He has everything justperfect. But Unicorn has NO IDEA what to write!When his friends try to join in, will Unicorn turn into a ... GRUMPYCORN?A must-have unicorn picture book treat from the bestselling, award-winningSarah McIntyre. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Chronicles of the Unicorn Kingdom Kyle Rawleigh, 2023-01-03 A freak accident lands the girls in the Unicorn Kingdom with their little brother, Mason. Accidentally teleporting their kid brother to a secret world is just the start of their problems. They take their eyes off him for one second, and he turns into a werewolf! On this adventure, the girls make some new friends in unexplored kingdoms and run across some scary new enemies, including an ancient vampire. Will Liv, Ava, and Claire be able to find a way to un-werewolf their little brother and make it back home before their parents notice they're gone? |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Seventh Unicorn Shirley Barber, 2008-03-01 Rachel couldn't believe her eyes when a pearlwhite unicorn jumped out of the old mirror in her aunt's shop. It was the start of an exciting adventure for Rachel and her brother Robert. |
funny short stories about unicorns: This Is NOT a Unicorn! Barry Timms, 2025-04-15 A funny, fast-paced and original board book with a touching twist and neon ink throughout. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Into the Land of the Unicorns Bruce Coville, 2008 Having jumped into the fantasy land of Luster, Cara joins Lightfoot the unicorn in the search for Queen Arabella Skydancer. |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Last Black Unicorn Tiffany Haddish, 2017-12-05 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “An inspiring story that manages to be painful, honest, shocking, bawdy and hilarious.” —The New York Times Book Review From stand-up comedian, actress, and breakout star of Girls Trip, Tiffany Haddish, comes The Last Black Unicorn, a sidesplitting, hysterical, edgy, and unflinching collection of (extremely) personal essays, as fearless as the author herself. Growing up in one of the poorest neighborhoods of South Central Los Angeles, Tiffany learned to survive by making people laugh. If she could do that, then her classmates would let her copy their homework, the other foster kids she lived with wouldn’t beat her up, and she might even get a boyfriend. Or at least she could make enough money—as the paid school mascot and in-demand Bar Mitzvah hype woman—to get her hair and nails done, so then she might get a boyfriend. None of that worked (and she’s still single), but it allowed Tiffany to imagine a place for herself where she could do something she loved for a living: comedy. Tiffany can’t avoid being funny—it’s just who she is, whether she’s plotting shocking, jaw-dropping revenge on an ex-boyfriend or learning how to handle her newfound fame despite still having a broke person’s mind-set. Finally poised to become a household name, she recounts with heart and humor how she came from nothing and nowhere to achieve her dreams by owning, sharing, and using her pain to heal others. By turns hilarious, filthy, and brutally honest, The Last Black Unicorn shows the world who Tiffany Haddish really is—humble, grateful, down-to-earth, and funny as hell. And now, she’s ready to inspire others through the power of laughter. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn Training Amanda Brandon, 2019-11-19 Tilly Teasel loves working at the Unicorn Rescue Center but what she really wants, more than anything else, is a unicorn of her very own. When Splodge shows up at the center, looking a bit scruffy and a little sad, Tilly decides he’s perfect! When she brings him home, however, Mr. and Mrs. Teasel aren’t so convinced, especially when he eats Mr. Teasel’s slippers, whines all night, and gets sparkly hoof prints all over the couch! Will Tilly convince her parents that all Splodge needs is a little training? A touching story about patience, perseverance, and the responsibility of owning a pet. Beautifully illustrated, QEB’s Storytime series introduces young children to the pleasures of reading and sharing stories. Featuring charming animal and human characters, the books explore important social and emotional themes like friendship, gratitude, perseverance, and overcoming fears. A Next Steps page at the back provides guidance for parents and teachers. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Pacey Packer: Unicorn Tracker Book 1 J. C. Phillipps, 2020-08-04 Introducing a brand-new middle-grade graphic novel series with attitude that's just right for fans of Babymouse and Real Friends, and for anyone who loves--or hates!--unicorns! Pacey's little sister, Mina, has always said her stuffed unicorn, Slasher, is real--but seriously? He's a stuffed toy! Then again, he does seem to be leading Mina outside her room and to . . . some kind of weird magical unicorn land? Pacey may not believe in unicorns, but she's not about to let her little sister be kidnapped, so she does the only thing she can: follows them to unicorn land (that she totally does NOT believe in). And for the record, it's NOTHING like the stories. First off, what's up with Slasher's attitude? It's not Pacey's fault he's trapped in a ridiculous stuffed body. And that Alpha Unicorn guy? NOT. Nice. Pacey will just be grabbing Mina and taking her home, thankyouverymuch . . . that is, if she can work with the grumpiest unicorn stuffy ever to outsmart the Evil Alpha Unicorn and find the way out--preferably without stepping on any poisonous killer flowers. (WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE ANYWAY?!) |
funny short stories about unicorns: Ten Minutes to Bed: Little Mermaid Rhiannon Fielding, 2019-07-11 Written specifically for bedtime, this story is full of shimmering fish, dancing crabs, a friendly whale... and one adventurous little mermaid! Weaving a journey from lively beginning to gentle end, the ten minute countdown to bed is at the heart of this enchanting story. But will Splash get to bed on time? This beautifully illustrated picture book is perfect for fans of Disney's The Little Mermaid and the right length for sending little ones off to sleep. Also available: Ten Minutes to Bed: Little Unicorn 9780241348925, Ten Minutes to Bed: Little Monster 9780241348918, Ten Minutes to Bed: Little Unicorn's Christmas 9780241414576 Coming soon: Ten Minutes to Bed: Little Dinosaur 9780241386736 |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Unicorn Princess Alyssa Schermel, 2020 This empowering and enchanting tale is told from the perspective of a little girl who believes in unicorns, but struggles to believe in herself. The book shows that sometimes our fears create opportunities to grow and show ourselves that we can! -- Amazon.com. |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Unicorn Anthology Peter S. Beagle, Jacob Weisman, 2019-04-19 “What a treasure trove!” —Sarah Beth Durst, author of Queen of the Blood Unicorns: Not just for virgins anymore. Here are sixteen lovely, powerful, intricate, and unexpected unicorn tales from fantasy icons including Garth Nix, Peter S. Beagle, Patricia A. McKillip, Bruce Coville, Carrie Vaughn, and more. In this volume you will find two would-be hunters who enlist an innkeeper to find a priest hiding the secret of the last unicorn. A time traveler tries to corral an unruly mythological beast that might never have existed at all. The lover and ex-boyfriend of a dying woman join forces to find a miraculous remedy in New York City. And a small-town writer of historical romances discovers a sliver of a mysterious horn in a slice of apple pie. |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World Joey Acker, 2021-09 This is a unicorn tale like no other... because this is The WORST Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless the Rock has now found himself stuck in a book with a unicorn..or is the unicorn stuck in a book with Nameless?!? What could be so be so bad about a unicorn book? Are there really too many unicorn books in the world Is this unicorn a magical and majestic creature or just a horse...with a horn...on its head The Worst Unicorn Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Come see what is in store for Nameless in this new adventure in this quirky, silly and a little ridiculous easy reader for children. The Entire World Books series is geared towards ages 3-9 and is great for beginner and reluctant readers. Boys, girls, primary school students, adults, and parents can enjoy this new quirky and silly children's book series. DISCLAIMER: this book is not meant to be educational or considered a literary classical masterpiece by any means. This story is the worst AND these illustrations are the worst. That's the idea! However, if you and your child have a clever and unique sense of humor then this very well may be the book for you. Think 'The Book with No Pictures' humor, but with...pictures... |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn on a Roll Dana Simpson, 2026 Nine-year-old Phoebe and her best friend, the unicorn Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, face fourth-grade challenges, celebrate the holidays, and explore their quirky superhero roles, all while their magical friendship continues to grow. |
funny short stories about unicorns: If I Had a Unicorn Gabby Dawnay, 2021-08-20 GOLD award winner, MadeForMums Awards 2021 Have you ever imagined what it would be like to have a unicorn for a pet? Besides being much less angry than a troll and far more conveniently sized than a giant, unicorns only ever eat ice-cream for breakfast AND... every time you get upset they feed you candyfloss! In this humorous, energetically rhyming tale, a little girl experiences exactly what life would be like with a magical creature for a pet - from sprinkling stardust on grumpy parents to sliding into football practice on a rainbow. This book, the latest in the bestselling 'If I Had...' series, celebrates the magic of unicorns in a way that will appeal to children who are allergic to pink. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Donkeys Can't Take Bubble Baths! Pragya Tomar, 2020-08 The Silliest, wittiest, wackiest, and funniest kids Book Ever! |
funny short stories about unicorns: You Don't Want a Unicorn! Ame Dyckman, 2020 A child wishes for a unicorn without knowing how unruly they are as pets. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn Bowling Dana Simpson, 2019-04-23 A unicorn in bowling shoes is quite a STRIKE-ing sight. But for nine-year-old Phoebe Howell, it's just another fun outing with her best friend, the illustrious unicorn Marigold Heavenly Nostrils. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorns Are Jerks , 2016-06 Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way |
funny short stories about unicorns: I Believe in Unicorns Michael Morpurgo, 2016-09-27 Back by popular demand, for a second magical West End season, this intimate show is set in a library full of books that hold more than stories within their pages. It is a tale of the power of books, and the bravery of a young boy called Tomas. Tomas loves playing in the mountains where he lives and hates reading and school, but his world is turned upside down the day he meets the Unicorn Lady in his local library... An enchanting and interactive show, I Believe in Unicorns sparks the imagination of both young and old. You too will believe in unicorns after joining Tomas's spellbinding journey!Suitable for a family audience and children aged 6+ |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn Variations Roger Zelazny, 1983 Unicorn Variations is an enchanting story about a man who plays chess with a beer-guzzling unicorn in a bar, with the fate of the human race at stake. Twenty-one other stories are collected here and linked by Zelazny's own illuminating and amusing commentary. |
funny short stories about unicorns: The Princess Unicorn Nona J. Fairfax, 2016-10-28 For many parents, curling up with a book for a bedtime story with their kid is a daily ritual. For others, it is the perfect time to spend time with their children after a busy day, and for some, it is something they should do but are not entirely sure why. Discover these benefits of bedtime stories for kids. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Phoebe and Her Unicorn Dana Simpson, 2015-06-25 A boy and his dog . . . a girl and her . . . unicorn? It all started when Phoebe skipped a rock across a pond and accidentally hit a unicorn in the face. Improbably, this led to Phoebe being granted one wish, and she used it to make the unicorn, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils, her obligational best friend. But can a vain mythical beast and a nine-year-old daydreamer really forge a connection? Indeed they can, and that's how Phoebe and Her Unicorn unfolds. This beautifully drawn strip follows the unlikely friendship between a somewhat awkward girl and the unicorn who gradually shows her just how special she really is. Through hilarious adventures where Phoebe gets to bask in Marigold's awesomeness, the friends also come to acknowledge that they had been lonely before they met and truly appreciate the bond they now share. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Unicorn Crossing Dana Simpson, 2026 Phoebe and her unicorn friend Marigold navigate Halloween parties, snow days, and summer reading. |
funny short stories about unicorns: Don't Tickle the Unicorn! Sam Taplin, 2021 Little children just won't be able to resist touching the soft patches to hear the animal sounds in this delightful book. --Page 4 of cover. |
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