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| funny jokes: The Sky's the Limit Scott K. Peterson, Ann Walton, Rick Walton, Connie Roop, Peter Roop, 2004-08-01 Perfect for beginning readers, this laugh-out-loud joke book about nutty nature will put a smile on your face! |
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| funny jokes: The Sky's the Limit Ann Walton, 2004-04-01 Presents a variety of jokes about nature. |
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| funny jokes: The Everything Big Book of Jokes Evan C Thomas, 2014-07-11 Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian. This book is sure to tickle your funny bone-- and make you the life of the party! |
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