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grandma reading the donkey book: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2010 While walking down the road, the narrator sees a donkey that he shares more about as the story progresses. |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2009-10 The book behind the YouTube sensation of a granny reading this story to her grandchild, viewed over 3 million times. THE WONKY DONKEY has sold over one million copies worldwide, and is now available as an e-book! Who ever heard of a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey? This hilarious picture book will have children - and adults - in fits of laughter! |
grandma reading the donkey book: I need a new bum Dawn McMillan, 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
grandma reading the donkey book: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Stink-o-saurus Deano Yipadee, 2019-06-06 Hilariously read by the internet sensation 'The Scottish Granny'! Stan was a rare dinosaur, a one of a kind. Most ROARED from their front, HIS roar came from his BEHIND! You'll split your pants laughing at Stan, the world's only STINK-O-SAURUS. But can his stinky antics save the day and keep Tommy T-Rex far away? |
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grandma reading the donkey book: Clopper the Christmas Donkey Emily King, 2013-09-26 Clopper, the little donkey, thought the journey to Bethlehem with Mary and Joseph was long and tiring, but what happened after they settled into the dusty stable was more wonderful than anything he could ever imagine! |
grandma reading the donkey book: I Broke My Butt! Dawn McMillan, 2019-10-16 The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too! |
grandma reading the donkey book: What! Cried Granny Kate Lum, 2002-05-13 Patrick is having his first sleep-over at his grandmother's house. It's almost bedtime, but there's a problem-Patrick doesn't have a bed at Granny's. So Granny goes out to her yard, chops down some trees, and makes a comfy bed for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. He doesn't have a pillow! So Granny dashes to the henhouse, collects some feathers, and sews a fluffy pillow for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. A few other things are still missing . . . . If Patrick is lucky, this could go on all night! Children will snuggle down with smiles on their faces after this comic spin on the paraphernalia associated with a common ritual. (Kirkus Reviews) |
grandma reading the donkey book: Donkey Cart Kids Bobbie Montgomery, 1999 With their father dead and their mother in a sanitarium, the five Larkin children set out with a donkey, goat, and hen to travel 85 miles to their grandmother's house. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Last of the Donkey Pilgrims Kevin O'Hara, 2005-02 'Last of the Donkey Pilgrims' is a warm hearted story of an Irish-American who goes back to Ireland to discover his roots. |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Nativity , 2006 Illustrates the story of the birth of Jesus and the arrival of the wise men and shepherds at the manger. |
grandma reading the donkey book: A Very Brave Witch Alison McGhee, 2011-08-09 On the far side of town, in a big, dark, house, lives a brave little witch. She has heard lots and lots about those scary humans and a holiday they call Halloween, but she has never even seen Halloween for herself. Until one very special Halloween comes along… Perfect for trick-or-treaters of all ages, A Very Brave Witch makes for a playful read-aloud that takes the scariness out of the holiday. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Christine Goes to Grandma's Christine Gibson (Educator), 2018 Christine goes to grandma's introduces the main character Christine, a very inquisitive 5-year-old, who is questioned for the first time on her outward appearance and has to learn why she is so great!--Back cover. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Grandmother's Dreamcatcher Becky Ray McCain, 1998-01-01 A 2001 Parents' Choice Paperback Recommended Winner While Kimmy's parents look for a house close to Daddy's job, Kimmy stays with her Chippewa grandmother. The bad dreams she has had still bother her. But with her grandmother's help, she learns about dreamcatchers and together they make one. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Grandma's Girl Susanna Leonard Hill, 2020-04-07 A touching story about the special bond only grandmas and granddaughters share! The perfect I love you Valentine's Day gift for children to give to Grandma to show how much she's appreciated! There are so many marvelous things a girl will experience and become in her life, and Grandma understands it all—because she's been there once too. This little book of love brings the generations together and celebrates that one-of-a-kind connection only grandmothers and granddaughters share and all of the things a grandma wishes for her girl. Featuring diverse families, beautiful illustrations, and heartfelt rhymes, this inspiring picture book makes an incredible keepsake to cherish for years to come! A sweet read-aloud experience for kids ages 4-7 and beyond, Grandma's Girl is the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer, Valentine's Day book, Mother's Day gift, or gift to a grandma or grandchild of any age! Of all the most marvelous things in this world There are few that can truly compare To the heartwarming, special, unbreakable bond That a grandma and granddaughter share. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Shelling Peas with My Grandmother in the Gorgiolands Sarah Wimbush, 2022-05-26 In Shelling Peas with My Grandmother in the Gorgiolands Sarah Wimbush journeys through myth and memory with poetry rooted in Yorkshire. From fireside tales of Romany Gypsies and Travellers, through pit villages and the haunt of The Miners' Strike, to the subliminal of the everyday - including poems about typists, pencil sharpeners and learning to drive in a Ford Capri. This highly accomplished debut collection explores what it means to belong, what it means to be on the margins. This is poetry written in praise of family and community and those qualities which make us human: love, language and, most of all, resilience. Sarah Wimbush is a Leeds poet who hails from Doncaster. She has published two pamphlets, Bloodlines (2020), winner of the Mslexia/PBS Poetry Pamphlet Competition 2019, which was also shortlisted in the Michael Marks Awards, and The Last Dinosaur in Doncaster (SmithDoorstop, 2021), a winner of the Poetry Business Book and Pamphlet Competition in 2020. Shelling Peas with My Grandmother in the Gorgiolands is her first book-length collection. |
grandma reading the donkey book: 1001 Children's Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up Julia Eccleshare, Quentin Blake, 2009 1001 Children's Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up is the perfect introduction to the very best books of childhood: those books that have a special place in the heart of every reader. It introduces a wonderfully rich world of literature to parents and their children, offering both new titles and much-loved classics that many generations have read and enjoyed. From wordless picture books and books introducing the first words and sounds of the alphabet through to hard-hitting and edgy teenage fiction, the titles featured in this book reflect the wealth of reading opportunities for children.Browsing the titles in 1001 Children's Books You Must Read Before You Grow Up will take you on a journey of discovery into fantasy, adventure, history, contermporary life, and much more. These books will enable you to travel to some of the most famous imaginary worlds such as Narnia, Middle Earth, and Hogwart's School. And the route taken may be pretty strange, too. You may fall down a rabbit hole, as Alice does on her way to Wonderland, or go through the back of a wardrobe to reach the snowy wastes of Narnia. |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Scariest Thing in the Garden Craig Smith, 2017-01-10 Whose eyes are those in the garden? Look, it's a scaredy-sprout! What do you think scared that sprout so much? A-A-A-A-R-R-R-R! Laugh out loud to this super-silly song and discover what truly IS the SCARIEST thing in the garden! From the author of the NUMBER ONE bestseller The Wonky Donkey. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Fangsgiving Ethan Long, 2018 The monsters of the Fright Club have gathered for a Thanksgiving feast at Vlad's home, but his family arrives unexpectedly and puts their own spin on every dish. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Willa the Wisp (The Fabled Stables Book #1) Jonathan Auxier, 2020-10-20 The first in a new chapter book series from New York Times bestselling author Jonathan Auxier, illustrated in full-color—now in paperback! Auggie is the caretaker at the Fabled Stables, a home for one-of-a-kind creatures. Auggie is one-of-a-kind, too. He’s the only boy on the island, which can get a little lonely. Luckily, he’s got Fen, his trusty stick-in-the-mud. But, being a stick-in-the-mud, Fen can get more-than-a-little grumpy. Soon enough, Auggie learns that his job is not only to care for creatures at the Stables, but also to save creatures in the Wide World from danger. In this first adventure, Willa the Wisp is being chased by the Rooks, an evil group of hunters keen on using one-of-a-kind creatures for their own dark ends. It’s up to Auggie to help Willa escape the Rooks and find refuge at the Stables, before it’s too late! |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Chicken Who Thought She Was a Bat Andi Cann, 2020-06-02 Meet Popsy, the new chick in the neighborcoop, in this new funny farm book for kids! Another wonderful adventure on Critter Creek Farm, an animal farm and a funny farm, Git Yet the goat, MerryLyn the chicken, and Don Key Hotey the donkey meet a new friend and show her who she really is! Popsy, the new chick, is really, really shy...so shy she has convinced herself she's a bat. She has plenty of reasons why she thinks so. But her new friends show her why she's really a baby farm animal...a chick! Find out how her new friends help her discover who she really is. A fun adventure with plenty of puns adults will enjoy as they read this children's book. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Danny Gets Fit Mia Coulton, 2001-01-01 |
grandma reading the donkey book: I Love My Grandpa David Bedford, 2018-04 It's a beautiful day for a swim, but Little Bear isn't sure that he likes the water. With Grandpa's encouragement, will he be brave enough to try something new? Written by best-selling author David Bedford, with gorgeous illustrations by Brenna Vaughan, 'I Love My Grandpa' is a sweet, encouraging and comforting picture book that is perfect for any grandfather and his little one to share. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Big Cat, Little Cat Elisha Cooper, 2017-03-14 A 2018 Caldecott Honor book There was a cat who lived alone. Until the day a new cat came . . . And so a story of friendship begins, following the two cats through their days, months, and years until one day, the older cat has to go. And he doesn’t come back. This is a poignant story, told in measured text and bold black-and-white illustrations about the act of moving on. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Danny and the Four Seasons , 2001 |
grandma reading the donkey book: If I Ran the Zoo Dr. Seuss, 2008* If Gerald McGrew ran the zoo, he'd let all the animals go and fill it with more unusual beasts--a ten-footed lion, an Elephant-Cat, a Mulligatawny, a Tufted Mazurka, and others. |
grandma reading the donkey book: When I See Grandma Debra Tidball, 2014 A young girl visits her Grandma and 'brightens her dreams' whilst her little brother charms the nursing home residents with his playful antics.This is a joyful and poignant celebration of life and love with vibrant illustrations of present day and yesteryear. A delightful insight into the transforming power of children and love to enjoy with your kids, grandkids or great-grandkids. Share the romance of the past with the kids this Valentine's day! |
grandma reading the donkey book: Heart Bones Colleen Hoover, 2022-10-10 Moving, passionate, and unforgettable, this novel from #1 New York Times bestselling author Colleen Hoover follows two young adults from completely different backgrounds embarking on a tentative romance, unaware of what the future holds. After a childhood filled with poverty and neglect, Beyah Grim finally has her hard-earned ticket out of Kentucky with a full ride to Penn State. But two months before she’s finally free to change her life for the better, an unexpected death leaves her homeless and forced to spend the remainder of her summer in Texas with a father she barely knows. Devastated and anxious for the summer to go by quickly, Beyah has no time or patience for Samson, the wealthy, brooding guy next door. Yet, the connection between them is too intense to ignore. But with their upcoming futures sending them to opposite ends of the country, the two decide to maintain only a casual summer fling. Too bad neither has any idea that a rip current is about to drag both their hearts out to sea. |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Complete Grimm's Fairy Tales Jacob Grimm, 2018-01-06 Once upon a time in a fairy tale world, There were magical mirrors and golden slippers;Castles and fields and mountains of glass,Houses of bread and windows of sugar.Frogs transformed into handsome Princes,And big bad wolves into innocent grandmothers.There were evil queens and wicked stepmothers;Sweethearts, true brides, and secret lovers. In the same fairy world, A poor boy has found a golden key and an iron chest, and We must wait until he has quite unlocked it and opened the lid . . . A classic collection of timeless folk tales by Grimm Brothers, Grimm' s Fairy Tales are not only enchanting, mysterious, and amusing, but also frightening and intriguing. Delighting children and adults alike, these tales have undergone several adaptations over the decades. This edition with black-and-white illustrations is a translation by Margaret Hunt. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Public School Superhero James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts, 2015-03-16 Inner city middle school student Kenny Wright imagines himself as a superhero-but when he faces peer pressure and bullying, can he find his strength in real life? Kenny Wright is a kid with a secret identity. In his mind, he's Stainlezz Steel, super-powered defender of the weak. In reality, he's a chess club devotee known as a Grandma's Boy, a label that makes him an easy target for bullies. Kenny wants to bring a little more Steel to the real world, but the question is: can he recognize the real strength and goodness inside himself? Or will peer pressure force him to make the worst choice of his life? Interspersed with fantastic illustrations and comic-book panels, this book aims to both entertain and to provoke dialogue about identity, belonging, and doing the right thing. |
grandma reading the donkey book: My Nanny Loves Me Little Hedgehog Little Hedgehog Books, 2019-01-07 Remind your special child who loves them with this endearing grandparent book! Using engaging illustrations and simple words, young children will enjoy curling up to read this delightful book with their grandparents. SIZE: 8.25 x 8.25 PAPER: Color PAGES: 32 pages COVER: Soft Cover (Gloss) |
grandma reading the donkey book: The Donkey's Dream Barbara Helen Berger, 1985 A donkey has fantastic dreams while crossing the desert, and at the end of the day the lady who has been riding on his back gives birth in a cave to a very special baby, the baby Jesus. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Danny and Abby Are Friends Mia Coulton, 2001-01-01 |
grandma reading the donkey book: Saving Winslow Sharon Creech, 2018-09-11 Indie Next List Pick · ALA Notable Children’s Book · Texas Bluebonnet Award Winner “A winning tale of love.” —Kirkus (starred review) Perfect for fans of Charlotte’s Web and The One and Only Ivan, Saving Winslow is an uplifting modern classic in the making about a young boy who befriends an ailing newborn donkey and nurses him back to health, from New York Times bestseller and Newbery Medal winner Sharon Creech. Louie doesn't have the best luck when it comes to nurturing small creatures. So when his father brings home a sickly newborn mini donkey, he's determined to save him. He names him Winslow. Taking care of him helps Louie feel closer to his brother, Gus, who is far, far away in the army. Everyone worries that Winslow won't survive, especially Louie’s quirky new friend, Nora, who has experienced loss of her own. But as Louie's bond with Winslow grows, surprising and life-altering events prove that this fragile donkey is stronger than anyone could have imagined. Written in the spirit of Creech favorites Moo and Love That Dog, this standout tale about love and friendship and letting go will tug at the heartstrings. “This heartwarming story is sure to be a hit with fans of E. B. White’s Charlotte’s Web and Kate DiCamillo’s Because of Winn-Dixie.” —School Library Journal (starred review) “Creech packs a tremendous amount of emotion between the lines of her understated prose. Animal lovers in particular will relish Louie’s hard-won triumphs and find joy in Winslow’s strength.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Woven into this narrative is a convincing portrayal of human growth and blossoming—the story is told simply but subtly, celebrating the unexpected strength of the vulnerable.” —Horn Book (starred review) |
grandma reading the donkey book: Bedtime for Baby Shark Scholastic, 2019-09 Sing, dance, and read along to this bedtime song, featuring Baby Shark and his underwater friends. Kids will delight in this silly illustrated story of a shark family's bedtime routine, full of funny, eye-popping illustrations and a catchy tune you won't be able to stop singing. |
grandma reading the donkey book: Donkey's Glory Nan Goodall, 1944 The story of three donkeys and the role each played in the life of Christ. |
grandma reading the donkey book: I Am Danny Mia Coulton, 2003-01-01 A learn-to-read story about a dog in different masks. |
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