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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Giant Book of Dirty Jokes Mr. J, 2013-01-31 Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes. |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book Jackie Martling, 1998-10-07 The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives down to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Dirty Jokes and Beer Drew Carey, 1997-09-17 The star of ABC-TV's hit comedy The Drew Carey Show presents a collection of vignettes based on the people and places he encountered on the way to fame and speaks back to his show's critics. |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Rationale of the Dirty Joke Gershon Legman, 1972 |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book Mike Oxbent, Harry P. Ness, 2007-02-14 THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: When You Lie about Your Age, the Terrorists Win Carol Leifer, 2009 Stand-up comic and comedy writer Carol Leifer faced a critical dilemma and had only two options: either continue sharing her greatest childhood memory (seeing the Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1966) or lie about her age. But the choice soon became clear: I see now that when you deny your age, you deny yourself, and when you lie about your age, you become your inauthentic twin. But most important, when you lie about your age, they win. (And of course by they, I mean the terrorists). Now, in this uproarious book, Leifer reveals all about her age, her outlook, her life philosophy---no holds barred. On technology: I am overwhelmed by anything that involves a cord. On motherhood: Never put your baby's length on a birth announcement. It's a baby, not a marlin. On collagen injections: Your lips are not meant to be flotation devices for your face in case it capsizes. On tattoos If you plan on having your lover's name tattooed on your arm, always leave room before it for a possible I Hate down the road. On etiquette: Never refer to a woman as ma'am, even if she's ninety years old. Nobody likes it After years of stand-up and a wave of successful television shows, Carol Leifer finally (and hilariously) puts it all down on paper---the wise thoughts, witty stories, and wonderfully way-out observations guaranteed to have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud in sheer delight. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Dirty Jokes R. Clarke, 2017-10-02 This book contains over 100 dirty jokes to put a cheeky smile on your face. These sex jokes are perfect for dirty minded people or anyone that is feeling a bit naughty. Not suitable for children |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Dirty Jokes and Bawdy Songs Susan Davis, 2019-10-15 Collector of sexual folklore. Cataloger of erotica. Tireless social critic. Gershon Legman's singular, disreputable resume made him a counter-cultural touchstone during his forty-year exile in France. Despite his obscurity today, Legman’s prescient work and passion for the prurient laid the groundwork for our contemporary study of the forbidden.Susan G. Davis follows the life and times of the figure driven to share what he found in civilization's secret libraries. Self-taught and fiercely unaffiliated, Legman collected the risqué on street corners and in theaters and dug it out of little-known archives. If the sexual humor he uncovered often used laughter to disguise hostility and fear, he still believed it indispensable to the human experience. Davis reveals Legman in all his prickly, provocative complexity as an outrageous nonconformist thundering at a wrong-headed world while reveling in conflict, violating laws and boundaries with equal abandon, and pursuing love and improbable adventures. Through it all, he maintained a kaleidoscopic network of friends, fellow intellectuals, celebrity admirers, and like-minded obsessives. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: When You're Ready, This Is How You Heal Wiest, 2022 |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Naughty Adult Joke Book #6 Jason S Jones, 2020-10-12 #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! Q: If your cat died, what would you do? A: I'd just play with the neighbor's pussy. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #6: Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Are So Flithy You Need A Shower, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: - Age-appropriate jokes - A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers - The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go - The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes - Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends - A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting - Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations - Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum - The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The BUY NOW Button |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Ask a Manager Alison Green, 2018-05-01 'I'm a HUGE fan of Alison Green's Ask a Manager column. This book is even better' Robert Sutton, author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide 'Ask A Manager is the book I wish I'd had in my desk drawer when I was starting out (or even, let's be honest, fifteen years in)' - Sarah Knight, New York Times bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck A witty, practical guide to navigating 200 difficult professional conversations Ten years as a workplace advice columnist has taught Alison Green that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they don't know what to say. Thankfully, Alison does. In this incredibly helpful book, she takes on the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You'll learn what to say when: · colleagues push their work on you - then take credit for it · you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email and hit 'reply all' · you're being micromanaged - or not being managed at all · your boss seems unhappy with your work · you got too drunk at the Christmas party With sharp, sage advice and candid letters from real-life readers, Ask a Manager will help you successfully navigate the stormy seas of office life. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Jokes, Jokes and More Jokes Joke Star Funny Bones, Joke Star Funny Bones MR, 2015-07-16 Black & White Version - Look for it in color! If you are looking for good clean family fun then turn your ass around! In Jokes, Jokes & More Jokes, Mr. Jokes Star is no holds barred. If you are sensitive to racial slurs, cursing and totally unclean, sexual and senseless jokes, then this is not the book for you! This is a book of jokes - jokes about EVERYONE! Yes, that's right. We are all getting a laugh on your behalf... and his behalf, and hers and mine! |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Jokes and More Jokes Sandra K. Ziegler, 1983-03 |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Clean Joke Book for Adults Juicy Juicy Quotes, 2019-12-18 This Clean Jokes Book for Adults has funny jokes and puns for everyones humor. This book has corny jokes, silly jokes, short jokes, stupid jokes and lots of other joke types so definately something that will make every grown up laugh and have a good time. This book makes a great birthday present, Christmas present and stocking stuffer. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today! |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book Hinkler Studios, 2005 This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Laugh Hub Adam Smith, 2018-10-23 The greatest new Jokes ! Tired of having the same old jokes? Need something new, that is clean, wise and very very funny? Do you want to read jokes that you never heard? This is the book you need! |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Black Humour Adam Smith, 2017-02-27 Black Humour- you are ready to read and laugh! A new study in the journal Cognitive Processing has found that intelligence plays a key role in the appreciation of black humor - as well as several other factors, notably a person's aggression levels. Black Humour is one of the best compilations of jokes in English that will surely hold your attention, you will find in the book 300 adult jokes, dirty jokes, ironic jokes and a lot of funny ridiculous jokes. Examples: -Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys. Not everyone has it. -If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid. So far- Black humour is when, for example, a man takes off his belt to hang himself, and his trousers fall down. Another example of black humour, Suicide just isn't funny, no matter which way you slice it, is an effective satire at the way that suicide is treated in mainstream western culture, insinuating that attitudes towards suicide are even more morose or morbid than the act or mental condition leading to it. Warning: contain adult or sexual content and are meant for mature audiences. |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: The Information Martin Amis, 2010-12-23 WITH A NEW INTRODUCTION BY JAMES WOOD Once close friends, writers Gwyn Barry and Richard Tull now find themselves in fierce competition. While Tull has spiralled into a mire of literary obscurity and belletristic odd jobs, Barry’s atrocious attempts at novels have brought him untold success. Prizes, prestige and wealth abound, and from far below Tull can only watch, stewing in torment. Until, that is, resentment turns to revenge. Consumed by the question of how one writer can really hurt another, Tull’s quest for an answer will unleash increasingly violent urges on both writers’ lives. ‘A funny, vicious portrait of literary London’ Evening Standard |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Neo-Burlesque Lynn Sally, 2021-10-27 The neo-burlesque movement seeks to restore a sense of glamour, theatricality, and humor to striptease. Neo-burlesque performers strut their stuff in front of audiences that appreciate their playful brand of pro-sex, often gender-bending, feminism. Performance studies scholar and acclaimed burlesque artist Lynn Sally offers an inside look at the history, culture, and philosophy of New York’s neo-burlesque scene. Revealing how twenty-first century neo-burlesque is in constant dialogue with the classic burlesque of the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, she considers how today’s performers use camp to comment on preconceived notions of femininity. She also explores how the striptease performer directs the audience’s gaze, putting on layers of meaning while taking off layers of clothing. Through detailed profiles of iconic neo-burlesque performers such as Dita Von Teese, Dirty Martini, Julie Atlas Muz, and World Famous *BOB*, this book makes the case for understanding neo-burlesque as a new sexual revolution. Yet it also examines the broader community of “Pro-Am” performers who use neo-burlesque as a liberating vehicle for self-expression. Raising important questions about what feminism looks like, Neo-Burlesque celebrates a revolutionary performing art and participatory culture whose acts have political reverberations, both onstage and off. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Funny Jokes: Ultimate LoL Edition V. 2 Adam Smith, 2017-11 Jokes you never read! All new jokes! Perfect Gift for your Friends! This super funny adult joke book is NOT for kids! Joking is always fun! However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are simply out-of-date. This jokes book is different! WHY? THE JOKES ARE REAL DIRTY AND YOU WILL REMEMBER THEM 4EVER! Buying and reading this humor book you will get: -A great collection of 250+ FUNNY DIRTY JOKES & SHORT REAL LIFE STORIES; -Dirty jokes about sex, life, alcohol and other cool stuff; -Jokes for adults only; -New jokes for 2017-2018; -Jokes that you will remember forever. Thank You. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Classic Book of Rude Jokes Scott McNeely, 2013-08-13 A compendium of the best of the most offensive humor out there, from the author of Ultimate Book of Jokes. For jokesters who like their humor on the dark side, this Classic Book of Rude Jokes compiles the most hilariously crass jokes out there in one compact volume. Scott McNeely, author of Ultimate Book of Jokes, has mined decades of rude joke history in search of the best of the worst jokes that were too shocking to include in his first collection. From dirty blonde jokes and tasteless religious jokes to the just plain sick and twisted, no one escapes offense in this collection of gags that is sure to please even the crudest comedian. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Rationale of the Dirty Joke G. Legman, 2007-11-01 Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke. |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Short Tales of the Old Wild West Dr. Ardeshir Irani, 2017-12-19 Join the gang in the Old Wild West as tales unfold about the best gunslinger in the territory, lawmen, kidnappers, Indians, renegades, bounty hunters, and outlaws. Meet characters of all types as action and adventure ensue in each story. A creative mix of fiction and fact, Short Tales of the Old Wild West brings to life the good, the bad, the courageous, and the cowardly. Up from the cold gray depths of the Canyon River they came, men wearing eerie fish-mask heads. Night stretched a blue canopy of stars above the Navajo tepees as strange figures glided like shadows among the dwellings of these nomad people. The tepee flaps lifted as the fish-headed men abducted three Navajo virgin girls. Like shadows, the fish-men came, and like shadows, they left, carrying away the females on their shoulders as they fled back beneath the cold, murky waters that was their home. For an instant, the Navajo warriors were dazed, and then they gave chase after the abductors. - Excerpt from The River Water Ghosts |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Laughter/Funny Jokes: Ultimate LoL Biggest Collection Adam Smith, 2017-05-22 You've come to the right place. � Laughter/Funny Jokes: Ultimate LoL Biggest Collection � is one of the biggest and best existing compilations of jokes (dirty, mature, short stories, riddles, funny jokes) in English that will surely hold your attention.In this book you can find all sorts of jokes that will amuse you and will create a good mood for you. Have fun reading these hilarious and NEW 2017 jokes! |
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| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Naughty Adult Joke Book Jason S. Jones, 2019-07-29 #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! Why is a vagina similar to bad weather? Once it wets, you have to go in. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book: Dirty, Slutty, Funny Jokes that Broke the Censors, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: The Best Jokes: 500 Funniest Dirty Jokes for Adults 2017 Harris Billigon, 2017-01-31 The dirtiest 500 funny jokes for adults Do you want to have fun and charge with the flow of positive? A joke in the company and be the center of attention? Then this book is for you! Here you will find a huge number of jokes for various life situations. In this book, we've collected a variety of jokes for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with positive for a long time and while telling these jokes to your friends, you'll be the hero of the evening and will find yourself in the center of attention! The book includes 500 jokes on various life topics for adults. Reading this book you'll charge with unbelievable positive and while telling those jokes that are listed here to friends and acquaintances you will not notice as you will find yourself in the spotlight and will cheer the whole company! For this, we well-tried collecting the ridiculous situations and jokes about people in one issue. So read and charge with positive! In the book you will find the following sections: Yo Mama! How can it be without jokes about mom? Using these, maybe, little harsh jokes, you can make a humorous response to your abuser, or just not good man! Women jokes! Jokes about women at all times were, are and will be the most popular and topical! Enjoy watching these jokes and have fun! Men Jokes! Similar to jokes about women- jokes about men are not less popular! Enjoy jokes and charge with good mood! Funny Blonde Jokes! In this section, you certainly will have fun with jokes about special people who are different from the rest! Read and spend time having fun! A very positive book Recently stumbled upon this book and after reading a couple of pages I could not tear myself away from it! Bought and never felt sorry about that! Everyone in my family already read this book! Now, at home, we even communicate using some jokes from this edition! So I recommend this book everyone who likes jokes, anecdotes and simply good mood - Brian Hall Super book Bought this book and just can't tear myself away from it, everywhere I go I take it with me! Joke with friends, tell jokes from this book and raise them mood! The book is super! - Antonio Turner An excellent book, all family members enjoyed it I collect similar books! And all books have its own peculiarities and zest, but this book is perhaps the best of the best in terms of the composition of jokes and funny situations! In my family, I gave it to everyone to read it! All are mesmerized! - Dylan Jenkins |
| dirty jokes that are funny and short: Turtle on a Fence Post Jim Pratt, Jane Pratt, 2009 Brief tips on everything from careers to etiquette and spirituality to give high school graduates the wisdom to make it in the real world and provide life smarts. |
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The words filthy and dirty are synonyms, but do differ in nuance. Specifically, filthy carries a strong suggestion of offensiveness and typically of gradually accumulated dirt that begrimes and …
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Dirty, filthy, foul, squalid refer to that which is not clean. Dirty is applied to that which is filled or covered with dirt so that it is unclean or defiled: dirty clothes. Filthy is an emphatic word …
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DIRTY meaning: 1. marked with dirt, mud, etc., or containing something such as pollution or bacteria: 2. unfair…. Learn more.
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Definition of dirty adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and more.
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dirty - spreading pollution or contamination; especially radioactive contamination; "the air near the foundry was always dirty"; "a dirty bomb releases enormous amounts of long-lived radioactive …
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If something is dirty, it is marked or covered with stains, spots, or mud, and needs to be cleaned.
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To stain or tarnish (somebody) with dishonor. To debase by distorting the real nature of (something). To become soiled. In a dirty manner. Unclean; covered with or containing …
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May 17, 2025 · dirty (comparative dirtier, superlative dirtiest) Unclean; covered with or containing unpleasant substances such as dirt or grime. Despite a walk in the rain, my shoes weren't too …
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Dirty definition: Squalid or filthy; run-down.
DIRTY Synonyms: 464 Similar and Opposite Words - Merriam-Webster
The words filthy and dirty are synonyms, but do differ in nuance. Specifically, filthy carries a strong suggestion of offensiveness and typically of gradually accumulated dirt that begrimes and …
DIRTY Definition & Meaning - Dictionary.com
Dirty, filthy, foul, squalid refer to that which is not clean. Dirty is applied to that which is filled or covered with dirt so that it is unclean or defiled: dirty clothes. Filthy is an emphatic word …
DIRTY | definition in the Cambridge English Dictionary
DIRTY meaning: 1. marked with dirt, mud, etc., or containing something such as pollution or bacteria: 2. unfair…. Learn more.
dirty adjective - Definition, pictures, pronunciation and usage …
Definition of dirty adjective in Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary. Meaning, pronunciation, picture, example sentences, grammar, usage notes, synonyms and more.
Dirty - definition of dirty by The Free Dictionary
dirty - spreading pollution or contamination; especially radioactive contamination; "the air near the foundry was always dirty"; "a dirty bomb releases enormous amounts of long-lived radioactive …
DIRTY definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary
If something is dirty, it is marked or covered with stains, spots, or mud, and needs to be cleaned.
What does Dirty mean? - Definitions.net
To stain or tarnish (somebody) with dishonor. To debase by distorting the real nature of (something). To become soiled. In a dirty manner. Unclean; covered with or containing …
1146 Synonyms & Antonyms for DIRTY - Thesaurus.com
Find 1146 different ways to say DIRTY, along with antonyms, related words, and example sentences at Thesaurus.com.
dirty - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
May 17, 2025 · dirty (comparative dirtier, superlative dirtiest) Unclean; covered with or containing unpleasant substances such as dirt or grime. Despite a walk in the rain, my shoes weren't too …
Dirty Definition & Meaning - YourDictionary
Dirty definition: Squalid or filthy; run-down.
