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| a book called the wonky donkey: The Wonky Donkey Craig Smith, 2018-09-26 Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud! The original viral sensation! I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw! And he only had three legs! He was a wonky donkey. Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Willbee the Bumblebee Craig Smith, Maureen Thomson, 2019-05-02 From the bestselling author and illustrator behind the million-copy THE WONKY DONKEY book comes WILLBEE THE BUMBLEBEE, a catchy rhyme with endearing illustrations that will leave you buzzing!With his new jersey on, he got back his hum, all his bits were warmed up... even his bum!Willbee the bumblebee is so embarrassed when he realises that his stripy jumper has caught on a rose thorn and completely unravelled, showing his bare bum! With help from Monica the butterfly and Steve the spider, Willbee recovers his jumper and is back to buzzing around the garden in no time. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Wonky Donkey's Big Surprise Craig Smith, 2023 Wee Dinky woke one weekend with wonder in her eyes. Today her daddy, Wonky promised such a big surprise ... Hee Haw! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: I need a new bum Dawn McMillan, 2012-09-03T00:00:00Z I need a new bum! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack in the back. What to do when you need a new bum? Should you get one that's blue or yellow spotted? A Chevy bum, a rocket bum that's all fire and thrust, or a robo-bum? The options are endless - but wait, Dad's bum crack is showing too? Maybe this is contagious. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Don't Call Me Bear! Aaron Blabey, 2019-09-17 Koala is NOT a bear! (Or is he?) Find out why Koala is so mad in this new, irresistibly funny picture book from Aaron Blabey, the bestselling creator of Pig the Pug! G'day, my name is Warren and I've got something to share... Just because I'm furry DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A BEAR.Koala is sick of being called the wrong thing. Koalas are NOT bears, and it is time that everyone knows it! Follow this feisty little koala as he explains why he is certainly NOT a bear (and why no one ever seems to believe him).Rich with author-illustrator Aaron Blabey's hysterical text and unforgettably wacky illustrations -- plus nonfiction facts woven throughout -- Don't Call Me Bear! is a hilarious story about making sure everyone knows exactly who you are! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Wonky Donkey and Other Stories Craig Smith, Maureen Thompson (|d), 2019-10 A special anniversary edition celebrating Wonkys 10th birthday! Five hilarious stories and songs from international bestseller Craig Smith! Featuring: The Wonky Donkey Willbee the Bumblebee My Daddy Ate an Apple Square Eyes The Scariest Thing in the Garden. ...who could resist this value-packed, bumper treasury? |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Toot Fairy Mark Huffman, 2021-02-09 “Sorry, Walter the Farting Dog. I think it’s fair to say that this is probably the best picture book about toots I’ve ever read.” —A Fuse #8 Production, School Library Journal When it’s time for Jessa the fairy to proclaim what kind of fairy she wants to be, she accidentally says “toot” instead of “tooth!” Now she’ll be in charge of finding all the toots from all the bottoms in the world. This is not exactly what she had in mind . . . Read by the author! Play on any Kindle device with color and audio support, including Kindle Fire, Kindle for PC or the Kindle app for iOS. “A good giggle. In this day and age, it’s fun to read something so . . . ‘refreshing!’” —Craig Smith, award-winning, international bestselling author of The Wonky Donkey “Wish I had thought of it first!” —Adam Rex, author/illustrator of On Account of the Gum |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Penguins Love Colors Sarah Aspinall, 2016-11-29 Mama loves brightly colored flowers and her little penguins too! Tulip, Tiger Lily, Dandelion, Bluebell, Violet, and Broccoli use red, orange, yellow, blue, purple, and green to color in their snowy world and paint a colorful surprise for Mama. Will she know who painted what? Of course she will! But will YOU know? Simple language and arresting, graphic illustrations introduce readers to the six primary and secondary colors and the adorable antics of six creative little penguins. A lively text, asking children to participate by answering questions, makes this an engaging, heartwarming story that is perfect for bedtime, story time, or anytime. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Cowboy Small Lois Lenski, 2006-10-24 Cowboy Small takes good care of his horse, Cactus. In return, Cactus helps Cowboy Small get work done on the range. Together they round up cattle for branding and live the good life. At night, Cowboy Small eats at the chuck wagon, sings with his friends, and sleeps under the stars. |
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| a book called the wonky donkey: Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Bill Martin, Jr, Bill Martin, John Archambault, Ray Charles, 2006-10-24 A told B, and B told C, I'll meet you at the top of the coconut tree Countless children -- and there parents -- can joyfully recite the familiar words of this beloved alphabet chant. The perfect pairing of Bill Martin Jr and John Archambault's lively rhymes, and Caldecott Honor artist Lois Ehlert's bright, bold, cheerful pictures made Chicka Chicka Boom Boom an instant hit and a perennial favorite. This full-sized, quality paperback edition will bring even more fans to this endearing, enduring classic. Chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room? There will always be room for Chicka Chicka boom Boom on every child's bookshelf! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: What! Cried Granny Kate Lum, 2002-05-13 Patrick is having his first sleep-over at his grandmother's house. It's almost bedtime, but there's a problem-Patrick doesn't have a bed at Granny's. So Granny goes out to her yard, chops down some trees, and makes a comfy bed for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. He doesn't have a pillow! So Granny dashes to the henhouse, collects some feathers, and sews a fluffy pillow for Patrick. Now he can go to sleep. Right? Not yet. A few other things are still missing . . . . If Patrick is lucky, this could go on all night! Children will snuggle down with smiles on their faces after this comic spin on the paraphernalia associated with a common ritual. (Kirkus Reviews) |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan was Her Name Tedd Arnold, 2004 Presents the words and music--and varying forms of the name--of a classic camp song that dates at least from the 1940s. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: That Bear is Back! Elizabeth Best, 2005 |
| a book called the wonky donkey: If Animals Kissed Good Night Ann Whitford Paul, 2024-11-19 A must-have for any nursery! If Animals Kissed Good Night is a beloved, bestselling picture book that imagines the bedtime rituals of cuddly creatures all across the animal kingdom – making it the perfect read aloud to snuggle up with at the end of each day. What if animals did what YOU do? Giraffe and his calf would stretch their necks high, just beneath the top of the sky. Wolf and pup would kiss and then HOWL, while Bear and cub would kiss and then GROWL! And long after all the other animals have been tucked in tight? Sloth and her baby will still be saying night-night! Featuring playful rhymes and adorable art, little ones can see how creatures, great and small, show affection. Families will giggle along as they imagine the critters that inhabit places near and far. With 3 million copies in print, this is a wonderful gift for baby showers, birthdays, new parents, or any occasion! Don't miss the other books in this adorable series: If Animals Said I Love You, If Animals Celebrated Christmas, If Animals Went to School, If Animals Gave Thanks, If Animals Tried to Be Kind, If Animals Trick-or-Treated, and If Animals Went to Work. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: I Love You, Stinky Face Lisa McCourt, 2009-11 Even if her little boy were an alligator or a super-smelly skunk, this mother would love her child unconditionally. Share this magical book with the Stinky Face in your life! A funny, tender bedtime story. --Booklist, starred review |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Flash Rachel Anne Ridge, 2015-04-24 The heartwarming tale of an irrepressible donkey who needed a home―and forever changed a family. Rachel Anne Ridge was at the end of her rope. The economy had crashed, taking her formerly thriving business along with it. She had been a successful artist, doing work she loved, but now she felt like a failure. How would her family pay their bills? What would the future hold? If only God would somehow let them know that everything was going to be all right . . . and then Flash the donkey showed up. If there is ever a good time to discover a wounded, frightened, bedraggled donkey standing in your driveway, this wasn’t it. The local sheriff dismissed Flash as “worthless.” But Rachel didn’t believe that, and she couldn’t turn him away. She brought Flash into her struggling family during their darkest hour―and this farm animal turned out to be the very thing they needed most. Flash is the true story of their adventures together in learning to love and trust; breaking down whatever fences stood in their way; and finding the strength, confidence, and faith to carry on. In this witty, inspirational memoir, you’ll discover: A reminder of God’s faithfulness—and sense of humor Wisdom and life lessons from unexpected sources Discussion questions for book clubs Prepare to fall in love with Flash: a quirky, unlikely hero with gigantic ears, a deafening bray, a personality as big as Texas, and a story you’ll never forget. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Chester Mélanie Watt, 2009-08 A self-centered cat named Chester keeps interrupting his owner as she tries to write a story about a mouse. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: You're Called What? Kes Gray, 2018-07-12 Ice Cream Cone Worm. Monkeyface Prickleback. Pink Fairy Armadillo. You're called WHAT?! Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Animal Names where all the creatures have one thing in common: they want to change their names. A unique and rip-roaringly funny, tongue-twisting story full of weird and wonderful real creatures and facts at the end that will amaze. Written by Kes Gray, the bestselling, award-winning author of Oi Frog! and illustrated with charm and wit by dazzling new talent, Nikki Dyson. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: I Broke My Butt! Dawn McMillan, 2019-10-16 The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Butt! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind — and it's great for sliding down hills, surfing big waves, and other booty-full fun. Now all his friends want one too! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Wonky Donkey Jonathan Long, Korky Paul, 2000 Funny, but sad too, a genuinely moving story of one donkey's epic struggles from the team that createdThe Dog That Dug,The Cat That ScratchedandThe Duck That Had No Luck. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Underwear! Mary Elise Monsell, 1988-03-01 Bismark the Buffalo is grumpy and unlovable until his friends teach him how to laugh and show him that wearing colorful underwear can be great fun. Zachary Zebra and Orfo Orangutan love underwear—all colors, prints, and styles! Every year they go together to the World's Greatest Grassland Underwear Fair. But Bismark Buffalo is always sad and grumpy. Of course, he does not like underwear. The grassland animals feel sorry for Bismark. But then they get an idea—an idea about underwear and an idea about Bismark. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Donkey Work Doreen Tovey, 2009-01-05 You would have thought that having two curious Siamese cats and a tortoise with wanderlust was enough. Not so for Doreen and her husband Charles, who decide to take on a baby donkey to keep the nettles under control in the orchard. When Annabel clip-clops into their lives they realise that, from the ear-splitting nocturnal howling to the numerous escape attempts, living with a donkey won't be plain sailing. Annabel eats everything apart from the nettles, but eventually becomes a much-loved family member and particularly close to Solomon, the Siamese cat, who sleeps in her bed. Further dramas ensue when Henry, the jennet, is introduced as a companion to Annabel and love blossoms. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Giraffes Can't Dance Giles Andreae, 2015-12-17 Number One bestseller Giraffes Can't Dance from author Giles Andreae has been delighting children for over 20 years. Gerald the tall giraffe would love to join in with the other animals at the Jungle Dance, but everyone knows that giraffes can't dance . . . or can they? A funny, touching and triumphant picture book story about a giraffe who finds his own tune and confidence too, with joyful illustrations from Guy Parker Rees and a foiled cover. ... wonderfully funny. - Independent A fantastically funny and wonderfully colourful romp of a picture book. All toddlers should grow up reading this or hearing their parents read it aloud to them. - Daily Telegraph A joyful read about an outsider who finds acceptance on his own terms.... there's also a simple moral about tolerance and daring to be different. - Junior |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Cinderfella Malachy Doyle, 2018-08 Once upon a time, there lived Cinderfella - a little boy, forever bossed around by his two older brothers, Gus and Gareth. Turn up the TV! Shine our scooters! the brothers cry. Finish our homework! But on the day of our story, Kayleigh, the town's kick-fastic karate champion, is having a party, and Cinderfella is determined to dream big, dress fancy and DANCE. He'll just need a little help along the way from his fairy dog-mother, Ruff - woof! A feel-good twist on the classic fairytale, brought to life with fresh vision and huge humour by Matt Hunt. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Fangsgiving Ethan Long, 2018 The monsters of the Fright Club have gathered for a Thanksgiving feast at Vlad's home, but his family arrives unexpectedly and puts their own spin on every dish. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Deep Dark Wood Algy Craig Hall, 2015-03-10 This is the deep dark wood. Everyone knows it's full of witches and trolls and giants, not to mention the big bad wolf. Wait a minute. What's that sweet little girl doing here? She doesn't belong in the deep dark wood. But this deep dark wood is full of twists and turns, and all is not quite what it seems. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Incredible Ned Bill Maynard, 1999 The things Ned speaks of become reality, until a knowing art teacher solves his problem with paper and paints. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Return of Thelma the Unicorn Aaron Blabey, 2023 |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Grumpy Trumpy Stacey Russo, 2019-12-27 If you were walking down the road and saw Donald Trump, what would you notice? Follow the missteps of our phony baloney, wishy-washy, frumpy dumpy president with a cleverly illustrated and worded picture book. Inspired by the beloved Wonky Donkey, but not written by or endorsed by its author, this parody is aimed at an adult audience (though parents who have chosen to read these books to their children have enjoyed them as well). A portion of the proceeds is being donated to the International Rescue Committee, to help refugees get supplies, girls attend school, etc. This author is exercising her first amendment right to criticize the current administration and using her voice to do something and help others. This book is not an attempt to 'brainwash' or teach hatred and the author has been sure to avoid some of 45's more offensive terminology. Trump fans will not find this amusing at all; mostly everyone else will. Sometimes the truth hurts. Life's too short and the political climate has been too tense. Laughter is the best medicine. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: On the Way Home Jill Murphy, 2019 Claire has hurt her knee so she sets off home to tell her mum all about it. On the way she meets her friends and tells them how the fall happened. But just how did it happen . . .? Was she dropped by a wolf, a slithering snake, an enormous dragon or a hairy gorilla?! By Jill Murphy, the author and illustrator of the bestselling Peace at Last and Whatever Next!, On the Way Home is a fantastic journey of the imagination that every child who tells the occasional tall tale will relate to! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Stinky Wonky Donkey (A Wonky Donkey Book) Craig Smith, 2023-10-03 From the internationally bestselling creators of The Wonky Donkey comes a brand-new hysterical rhyming tale about finding your best friends, with an explosive twist. Get ready to hee and haw as Wonky Donkey asks his daughter Dinky: Which animal do you like best? The hilarity is nonstop in this rhyming romp. Dinky's friends list includes reindeer, horses, camels, antelopes, and zebras. Wonky grins and tells her: They all have hooves! You're hoof-hearted. Dinky discovers that Granny and Mommy are hoof-hearted, too. Then Wonky tells her to pull his hoof. And... POOF! Kids young and old will laugh out loud at Wonky's who farted joke. With tons of hees and haws, Craig Smith and Katz Cowley have created yet another sweet and laugh-out-loud story that is destined to be the next Wonky Donkey bestseller. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Big Red Kangaroo Claire Saxby, 2016-04 Synopsis coming soon....... |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Paddington Bear All Day Michael Bond, 1998-05-08 Paddington Bear has a busy day ahead filled with lots of tasty treats to eat. |
| a book called the wonky donkey: I Need a New Bum! and Other Stories Dawn McMillan, 2017-11 With their unique brand of rhyme, crazy humour and zany drawings, Dawn McMillan and Ross Kinnaird have become a favourite with kids worldwide. Together with the bestselling I Need a New Bum!, this special collection returns to print two other hilarious tales: Doggy Doo on my Shoe and Seagull Sid (and the naughty things his seagulls did!). |
| a book called the wonky donkey: The Disgusting Sandwich Gareth Edwards, 2015 |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Stinky Winky Silly Willy Off-Key Donkey Donald Jacobsen, 2018-09-20 |
| a book called the wonky donkey: A Book for Troubled Souls I.H. McKenna, 2024-10-25 Dear Reader, If you feel troubled in these current fast paced times we are living in, and are experiencing anxiety, confusion, mistrust, or just wondering what is going on in our world, especially considering modern technologies were meant to make life easier for us, then this book will help you to understand what has gone amiss? It scans 65 years from 1958 – 2023 a time in our history where diametric changes turned our world on end. You will come to realize that only a few knew what was (and is) taking place! Read about the treasure that was stolen from us, who the culprits were and the cause and effect of their robbery! Knowing this truth will return hope to your heart, inspire you to make positive changes and encourage you to bring happiness and purpose back into your daily life and the lives of those around you. It is a book of Hope, especially for all those open to the truth and those who are keen to find the truth about themselves. Once accepting of truth all things then fall into place. Understanding and the “Light of Truth” will help you heal and find what you are looking for, what all human beings are looking for True Happiness! |
| a book called the wonky donkey: Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book Harry Hill, 2008-11-20 A treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book. |
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