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| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Arnie Lightning, 2016-07-10 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes for kids. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 101 funny knock knock jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Fun mazes and puzzles included Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this afternoon? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Albert! Albert who! Albert you can't guess who this is! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Ocelot! Ocelot who? You Ocelot of questions! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids I. P Grinning, I. P Factly, 2013-02-08 IP Grinning presents... '101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rob Elliott, 2013-06-15 MORE THAN 1 MILLION COPIES SOLD! Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now. Kids can't get enough of laughter--and they can't get enough of Rob Elliott's hilarious joke books! Kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers. Now the author of the bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids offers this all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart busting a gut and asking for more. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 New Silly Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Don Shaw, 2019-08-30 Looking for the Perfect Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Need a Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Book with Tons of Fun for the Whole Family Inside? Then Keep Reading ... Kids love knock-knock jokes! This silly and funny game has been popular for many decades. The old joke books are often great. But new jokes are always better than the old ones! This treasure hunt of unique knock-knock jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes wacky and goofy knock-knocks that surely give them the giggles. This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will love this read as well. In this unique joke book, your daughters and sons will discover: 101 good clean jokes for kids of all ages 11 helpful tips for the little jokers Unlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it) Jokes on the topics which kids love most of all - friends, school, family, holidays, animals, monsters, and dinosaurs Jokes fostering children's desire to learn about new things and so much more ... This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all knock-knocks are appropriate for all ages and cultures. Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers. If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to present this special book to your little jokesters! Children will love to get it as a gift for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. Kids will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip, at the airport, in the waiting room, or the hospital. They will share these jokes with their sisters, brothers, cousins, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, and friends while improving their public speaking and other social skills! Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with a super funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the Add to Cart button! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Highlights, 2014-10-14 These collections of time-tested riddles and knock-knock jokes from Highlights will trigger a giggle attack every time kids open them. With a wealth of jokes and riddles, Guess Again! and Who’s There? are perfect for sharing laughs with friends and family. The hilarious illustrations by Kevin Rechin and Kelly Kennedy add to the fun. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Kids Write Jokes Kidswritejokes, 2019 @KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids they explained... so we've collected them here instead |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 100+ Knock Knock Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-08-12 100+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 100+ knock knock funny jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Knock knock! Who's there? Wade! Wade who? Wade up! I am behind! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Claude! Claude who? Claude up by the cat! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Water! Water who? Water you doing this weekend? HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Tank! Tank who? You are welcome! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) Rob Elliott, 2010-08-01 Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Back-to-school Jokes Lisa Eisenberg, Katy Hall, 1994 Start the school year laughing. Get back in the swing of things with back-to-school jokes and riddles that will keep you giggling all school year long. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Wacky Kid Jokes Jovial Bob Stine, 1988 A collection of jokes about friends, siblings, parents, music and school. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Christmas Jokes for Kids I. P Grinning, I. Factly, 2013-12-08 IP Grinning presents... '101 Christmas Jokes for Kids', a fun, festive, and often cheesy joke book - stocking fillers for kids Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What does everyone start Christmas Day with? The letter 'C'! What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? Santa in reverse! What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol? Jungle bells! Son: Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mom: No! You'll have ham like the rest of us! How can you tell if Santa has been hiding in your fridge? All the eggnog has gone! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Centipede! Centipede who? Centipede on the presents! What happened to the boy who ate the Christmas decorations? He got tinsel-itis! How do you hire Santa Claus? Put him on a box! How did Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep and crisp and even! Scroll up and Buy this book now - your child will love going back to it again and again. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Zondervan,, 2016-02-02 Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is the perfect collection of over 250 clean and kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you're stuck in the house, on a road trip, or gathered for the holidays, these jokes will have everyone cracking up. This collection of jokes is hilarious, clean, and family-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Tickle their funny bones and share with friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Lots of Knock- Knock Jokes for Kids: Good for readers of all ages, 6-10 years old Over 250 family-friendly jokes with clean humor Wide variety of joke styles from knock-knock to who's there Fun illustrations add a whimsical sense to the book Includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles Don’t hoard the fun!?Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids?is perfect for: Birthdays, celebrations, or family gatherings Good, clean fun during school hours or free time Christmas or advent gifts, stocking stuffers or surprise white elephant gifts Long trips on a planes, trains, or cars |
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| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Knock Knock! Johnny B. Laughing, 2015-07-28 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! 150+ Jokes Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children. 150+ funny knock knock jokes! Excellent for early and beginning readers Hours of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious knock knock jokes for kids Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny knock knock joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Jokes from this funny book... Knock knock! Who's there? Nadia! Nadia who? Nadia head while the music plays! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Zany! Zany who? Zany one home? Open up! LOL! Knock knock! Who's there? Alfredo! Alfredo who? Alfredo the dark! Please open the door! HAHA! Knock knock! Who's there? Hugo! Hugo who? Hugo first! Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of funny knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These knock knock will make you and your friends giggle. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh, pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes Elias Hill, 2017-07-20 Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! Editors of Portable Press, 2016-05-01 Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12 Silly Willy, 2016-11-24 SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Sky Pony Editors, 2015-10-20 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids is packed with both classic and original knock-knock jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. This unique volume is complemented by witty line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Funniest Illustrated Jokes for Kids! Jeremy Nguyen, 2021-12-14 A hilarious joke book for kids ages 5−7, with a funny illustration for every punch line to make sure everyone gets in on the laughs. Get ready to giggle, snort, and LOL! Children love telling jokes. It’s a fun way to combat boredom, improve reading skills, and develop humor. This entertaining collection of jokes goes one step further by including a picture of each and every joke to help little ones understand punch lines that use rhyming or wordplay, logic and critical thinking, and even double meanings. Be prepared to laugh out loud with knock-knock jokes, funny cartoons, and silly puns appropriate for friends and family! Funniest Illustrated Jokes for Kids! includes: • Silly jokes and illustrations: Find 58 hilarious pictures that will have kids rolling over with laughter. • Age-appropriate humor: Discover squeaky-clean punch lines and fun for the whole family. • Bonus joke writing: Practice writing jokes for cartoons and drawing original cartoons for silly one-liners. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 299 Funny Jokes for Kids I. P Grinning, I. P Factly, 2013-12-07 IP Grinning presents... '299 Funny Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken? He got tyrannosaurus pecks! Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom? Because they have a silent P! Why do you rarely see a lionfish? They can't hold the rods with their paws! What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the alien green? It hadn't taken its space sickness pills! Why do dogs always run in circles? Because they don't know how many sides a rectangle has! Why don't crabs share their food? Because they're shellfish! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Down by the Watering Hole Erik Dunton, 2020-05-16 Parents, have you, or your child, ever wondered what happens in the jungle, when the sun goes down? In this brilliant, illustrated, rhyming, cartoon jungle safari, you will discover one amusing possibility. Enjoy this page-turning, soon-to-become a classic, children's picture book, with your young child to find out what happens in the jungle after the sun goes down. It happens in the Jungle, Most every night. Down by the watering hole, Just out of sight. There's hippos and rhinos, Just to name a few. Lions, and leopards, And elephants too. -Erik Dunton You will see the jungle animals, along with a few other animal friends, meet at the watering hole for a fun-filled, all-night, dance party, and you will never know who will show-up next, to join in the fun! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Comedy Games for Children and Grown-Ups Leigh Anne Jasheway, 2014-03-17 Award-winning comedian Leigh Anne Jasheway has written 101 Comedy Games for Children and Grown-Ups specifically to make readers laugh. Laughter provides great health benefits, reducing tension and improving overall mood. Jasheway’s book connects readers of all ages with their inner five-year-old, providing 101 games and activities to increase their laugh quota and decrease the pressure in their stress-o-meters. With Jasheway’s help, readers can improve their emotional health and have a great time doing it. 101 Comedy Games for Children and Grown-Ups includes eight different sections, each geared toward a different genre of comedy. The first section concentrates on introductory games for getting to know fellow participants and familiarizing oneself with the basic rules of comedy. Later chapters introduce games geared toward a specific type of comedy. Each section includes numerous games, which are presented with a general description of the activity, the purpose behind it, a list of supplies (if necessary), helpful hints, and rule variations. Jasheway also provides a key to indicate the target ages for each activity, making it easier to pick the best games for the participating group. Jasheway’s book promises to provide fun times and lots of laughs for anyone that picks it up! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Knock Knock Kids Jokes Book for Ages 4-10 Aetsam Bin Masood, 2023-08-21 Get ready to unleash a cascade of giggles and grins with 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! This delightful collection is specifically designed to tickle the funny bones of children aged 4 to 10, making it the perfect addition to any young reader's library. Bursting with clever wordplay and playful humor, this book promises to keep kids entertained and uplifted for hours on end. Inside the pages of 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, your little ones will discover a treasure trove of mirth-inducing jokes that cater to their unique sense of humor. From silly surprises to whimsical wordplay, each joke is handpicked to be age-appropriate, fostering a love for laughter and language from an early age. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Cat Jokes Johnny B. Laughing, 2016-05-28 Funny Cat Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cat jokes online? Do you want to keep your child entertained and enjoy reading? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cats jokes in the world! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This book will cause hysterical laughing! From this Funny Joke Book... Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money? A: I'm paw! MEOW! MEOW! Q: How does a cat buy food? A: Usually purr can. MEOW! MEOW! Q: There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many are left? A: None. They were all copy cats! Funny and hilarious cat jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults! Your cat might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of cat jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about cats and kittens are purr-fect! This joke book is excellent for cat lovers, kids, children, teens, and adults! Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your claws on a copy today! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Awesome Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2006-02-01 Who's there? is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes. This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Knock Knock Jokes For Kids 5-7 Years Old: Squeaky-Clean Family Fun: with Over 500 Funny, Silly and Clean Jokes for Smart Children (with trick questions, brain teasers, riddles) , 2022-04-03 Are you looking for a perfect present to please your little comedian? Welcome to one of the best books about jokes you’ll ever find. Congratulations for having such fantastic taste in books, by the way. The jokes in this book aren’t just any jokes. They are the best kind of jokes and the best kind of jokes are the kind where a door is involved. That’s right! The jokes in this book are knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock Jokes For Kids is perfect for: Children (and adults) who love to have a good laugh Hours of fun for the whole family Keeping kids engaged and entertained when you most need it Making those long car trips more fun, and get a giggle for yourself along the way Any time you want to laugh and have fun with the special kids in your life Interacting with children when you can’t play outside! Early readers to practice word recognition and to encourage them to read Reluctant readers to encourage them to read more Children to improve their memory and creativity Cheering you up with funny and clean jokes after a hard day We have everything: Jokes about food, because what’s funnier than food? Jokes about animals, which isn’t difficult seeing as they’re pretty funny on their own. Even jokes about something as silly as shoes. Shoes are very silly and it’s easy to make jokes about them. Bonus Q&A jokes and riddles included! Let’s go knock on some doors! Get this book and join in the fun with the children in your life! There's nothing like laughter to bring you together and help make memories! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition Dad Says Jokes, 2020-09-03 THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his third book. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition was a Sunday Times Bestseller in the week commencing 11 June 2023. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Cow Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-06-12 Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 125+ funny cow jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults From this Funny Joke Book... Q: Why do cow like being told jokes? A: Because they like being amooooosed! LOL! Q: Why don't cows ever have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry! HAHA! Q: Where do baby cows eat? A: The calf-eteria! LOL! Q: Where does a cow stop to drink? A: The Milky Way! HAHA! Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving? A: It grows a mooooostache! Funny Cow Jokes for Kids! Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cow jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world! Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of cow jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: These funny cow jokes are udderly amazing! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids Sandy Silverthorne, 2018-08-21 More than 100,000 copies sold! Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Good Clean Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2007-01-01 What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase Are we there yet?...the words Knock, Knock, of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically—and parents just plain hysterical—but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who’s There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids and Adults from 9 to 90: 101 Clean and Witty Knock-Knock Jokes for Your Amusement Martyn Demas, 2013-12-01 Martyn Demas has always enjoyed knock-knock jokes and over time kept a notebook where he wrote down some of his own ideas for these kinds of jokes. This is a compilation of 101 of the best that he could come up with so far. According to Martyn, he hopes that these jokes would give you just as much enjoyment as he had in thinking them out. Please note that this book will not be suitable for younger readers, as most of the words will not be in their vocabulary yet. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Horse Jokes Johnny Laughing, 2016-06-14 Funny Horse Jokes! The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults. WARNING: This assortment of horse jokes can cause hysterical laughing! Q: What does it mean when you find a horse shoe? A: Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. NEIGH! Q: What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A: A hoarse horse. NEIGH! Q: What disease do horses fear the most? A: Hay Fever! NEIGH! Q: How much money did the bronco have? A: Only a buck! NEIGH! Q: Why did the horse miss the joust? A: He had the knight off. Funny and hilarious horse jokes for kids and children of all ages, teens, and adults! A horse might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of horse jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about horses are perfect for joke battles and making everyone laugh! This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your hooves on a copy today! |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes Jack Goldstein, 2013-01-29 This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Knock Knock Jokes Hennessy Kids, 2019-06-16 |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: 101 Bossy Cow Jokes Katy Hall, Lisa Eisenberg, 1989 From the people who brought young readers 101 School Jokes and 101 Bug Jokes comes a101 Bossy Cow Jokes. Moooove those other joke books over to make room for these barnyard ticklers. |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Who's There Luc DeTellis, 2003-02-01 |
| 101 knock knock jokes for kids: Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Bob Phillips, 2007-06-01 Bestselling author Bob Phillips saves the day once again with another heroically humorous collection of knock-knock jokes. Kids can choose their favorite knock-knocks to liven up someone else's afternoon or just spend long family trips entertaining themselves. Perfect for bringing a smile to anyone's face, Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids will keep youngsters and their friends laughing for quite some time. Knock, knock. Who's there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell. With so much good clean fun in hand, kids will be able to astound their parents, defeat all signs of boredom, and have a wonderful time adding a little slap-happy silliness to people's lives. |
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